Catherine Sutherland as Katherine Artist Bros. Enterprises Presents: Mighty Weenie Pathetic Rangers "Different Attack on Pink, Part I" Parody of, "Different Shade of Pink, Part I" SCENE I: Kimberly is prancing around gracefully in a white leotard with a pink jacket tied round her waist as Tommy is watching her. Tommy: Boy I'm glad Kimberly dumped Billy. A man with whitish grey hair and grey eyebrows who looks 50-ish walks into the Youth Center and approaches Tommy. Gustov: Ooo, the lady on the high bar is quite a dish. Tommy: Yeah, she keeps getting better and better everyday. And her gym skills are too. Gustov: Yes, I can imagine. How old is she? Tommy: 18--forever. Gustov: Shoot. Well, then I guess I'm just suppose to coach her then. Tommy: Who are you? Gustov: Gustov Nahapeenehesinapihan. Tommy: Woah! You're that world famous gym coach! How's it like in jail? Gustov: Not very good. I have to keep pretending to be either Andy Rooney or a crazy man to keep from getting the Rear Admiral. Tommy: Ew. Gustov: Anyhow... I've cut back on public expos‚s with my coaching clients. Tommy: Thank goodness. Kimberly jumps off her high bar and sees Gustov with wide eyes. Kimberly: Aaaaaa! Gustov Nahapeenehesinapihan! Tommy: How do you say that without pulling out your tongue? Kimberly: It's an honor! Gustov: I saw your routine. Kimberly: Oh no. That routine is no good. It sucks! I really wish you didn't see that. I know I could've done better because I'm scum and I don't know the first thing about professional... Gustov: Ooo, pretty and modest. Kimberly: Huh? Gustov: You are my object of interest. Kimberly: Really? Gustov: Such grace. You are like a swan. Would you like to be in my Frying Pan Globe Games? Kimberly: Would I? Well... see, that's just it. See, I'm a pathetic loser. I am so pathetic, I can't even get my class of gym students to do what I say. See, it would never work out. Tommy: Hey, Kim, quit saying those things. This is a professional--someone you don't want to walk away. Kimberly: I'm just nervous so my mouth is running a thousand miles an hour... Gustov: Listen, Kimberly, I'd be glad to coach you. Kimberly: Really?? Gustov: Yes. I will train you so you will know what to do in the games. Kimberly: Awesome! Gustov: But... You have to commit yourself to this. Be dedicated to your skills, and don't let anything stop you from your training. Kimberly: Ooo... see, what if I was a Mighty Weenie Pathetic Ranger? Gustov: Hahahaha. Then, you would be fighting monsters 24 hours a day, then I'd have no choice but to drop you in a hot second and find a girl a lot prettier. But since we know that you're not, there's not a problem. Kimberly: Drop dead, Writers. AB Writer: Kiss off. Kimberly: Well, hopefully, this'll be so rad! SCENE II: At Rita and Bread's... Rita: That pooch is going to go to the Frying Pan Games?? Not if I can help it! Lord Bread: I'm really tired of consoling you when you get jealous of Kimberly's looks. Rita: Well you don't help any when you stare at Earth for like 4 hours watching Kimberly taking a shower. Lord Bread: Hey, that's a lie! Cheeto: Not exactly. She found out when I accidentally had the video camera going as you were saying "Yes Kimberly, lather all around your delicious coconuts." Lord Bread: You fiend! Get outta here! Rita: I have a plan. Lord Bread: As always. What is it this time? Rita: First of all, you are not to watch Kimberly taking showers anymore! Goldar: Hahaha. Now I know why they call it the ball and chain. Rita: Zip it monkey-face! Goldar: Hey, aren't you gettin' a little tired of that insult? Rita: No, Monkey-breath! Goldar: Ugh. Something tells me Rita needs new writers. Rita: Anyway... we'll kick up a dust cloud of annoying monsters, exhaust Kimberly so much that she won't be able to do anything else... Not even tie her shoes! Hahahahaha! SCENE III: In the command center, all seven rangers are inside. Tommy: Hey, Kim, you said this was something serious you wanted to talk to us about. Please tell me you're not dumping me. Kimberly: No. Austin: Maybe Tommy wasn't specific. Have you finally discovered how sexy I am and decided to dump Tommy for me? Kimberly: Triple no! Austin: My love life is the equivelant of pig poop. Kimberly: What I wanted to say was, Gustov and I met and... Adam: Oh no... don't tell me you didn't do the horizontal twist with him? Kimberly: Ew, no. Besides, I slapped him when he pulled off his shorts to show me what "I was missing." The guy is such a creep. Sometimes, he's very sweet though. Tommy: And? Kimberly: We're going to be training so I can get into the Frying-Pan games! Aisha: Totally awesome! Rocky: That's great! Kimberly: Yeah. The problem is, I've gotta train about 8 hours a day if not more. Tommy: Oh, you're scared Bread and Rita are gonna get their underwear riled up and decide to send a monster to wreak every chance you have at being a somebody? Kimberly: Yah. Zordon: Hmmm... This is a problem. See, when you became a Pathetic Ranger, you became more than "Graceful and Easy." You have proven yourself as a loyal slave. I've never asked you to put your Pathetic Ranger duties ahead of your important plans. Rocky: Oh really? What about the time you interrupted our appearance on live TV? Kimberly: Or when I was trying to win that car on that game show? Tommy: I'll never forget the time I lost a karate trophy to a moron. Zordon: Shut up. Alpha: Well, since Zordon is highly hypocritical, yes, he has wrecked thousands of important occurances, such as Zack's date at the movies that he ruined. Zordon: Being a Pathetic Ranger means you may have to make small sacrafices. Kimberly: Small? You call my one chance at living out my childhood dream is a small sacrafice? Zordon: You're not making this any easier. And because of that fact, I'm gonna cut through the sugarcoating, you do what I say when there's trouble or else and I don't care if you are trying to live out your chilhood dreams. Kimberly: Piss off. Zordon: What?!? Kimberly: I'll see what I can manage. AB Writer: Bad news, Kim; according to the script, Zordon's gonna ruin everything until further notice. Kimberly: Oh crud. Tommy: Don't worry, Kim. We'll TRY to fend off the monsters. Kimberly: Should be pretty damn easy considering we've got seven rangers. Austin: True. Tommy: Yeah, you're right. Zordon: Integrity is one of your greatest assets, Kimberly. Billy: Well, as long as I knew her, she's got a lot of other kickin' assets. Kimberly: Can I sue for sexual harassment? Zordon: Only if Billy doesn't apologize. Billy: I'm sorry, Kimberly. Kimberly slaps Billy. Billy: Ow! Kimberly: Ignoring Billy's rude and demeaning comments, thanks you guys for all your support--even Zordon I guess. Zordon: Good luck Kimberly and may the power... Kimberly: Quiet. Zordon: This time I AM going to finish the phrase--let the power protect you. SCENE IV: Some really dorky "B.S. Trippers"-like music highlights Kimberly's training sessions with Gustov. Kimberly is found in four different kinds of shots: 1. She's found doing splits in the Youth Center. 2. Running rapidly around the beach as her chest is seen bobbing up and down rapidly. 3. In a different workout area prancing on her tip-toes. 4. Backflipping in the park. A fifth one is where she's found thrusting her crotch upward in a "Showgirls" like fashion. (Disclaimer: The writers have not seen this movie, but just a clip from TV). Kimberly: Wooo. I am really beat out. Gustov: Doing a damn good job. But we need to do more running. Kimberly: Why? Gustov: It gives me great pleasure to see your jiggling... I mean, running skills. Kimberly: Not now. Gustov: Okay. We'll take a break. We pan over to find Kat at a pay-phone listening to "At the tone, Pacific Standard Time will Be..." pretending to be on the phone when she puts it down and looks evilly at Kimberly and walks away. SCENE V: Ernie is watching the news when Bulk and Skull rise up behind him, scaring the willies out of Ernie. Ernie: Geeeeeeeeeeeeb! Don't do that you guys!! Why can't you just come to eat and drink like everybody else, huh? Bulk: Shhh... The news. Ernie: If you do this again, I'm banning you from here for one week. Newslady: ...the man is 6 foot one, considered armed and dangerous and talks with a fake russian accident and is suspected of sexual harassment and sexual innuedo with female minors... Ernie: Sounds like a real creep. Bulk: Yeah. He does. Skull: Heh. Gustov and Kimberly walk up to the bar. Kimberly: Hey Ernie, can you give me one of those seaweed and spinach protein drinks? Ernie: Oh, you mean that stuff that I use to grow my plants? Kimberly: That's mud. Ernie: Exactly. Kimberly: Gustov recommends it. Gustov: She's improving each and everyday. Ernie: I always thought she wasn't that bad. Oh well... I'll be right back with that drink. Ernie walks off. Kimberly: Hi guys. This is my coach, Gustov Nahapeenehesinapihan. Gustov: Pleasure to meet you gentlemen. Kimberly: Uh, Gustov, try not to talk to them using big words like ``Because'' or ``Driver.'' Bulk: Uhhh, hi. Skull: Hmmm... Bulk. Get out the machine. Bulk puts this colored, crazy "Nickelodeon"-like product up to his mouth and both Bulk and Skull turn around and sink down. Gustov: What is with them? Irregular bowels? Kimberly: Possibly. I hear they shaved them and they came from the African Jungle. Gustov: They were gorrilas? Kimberly: Nah... gorrilas are too smart. Baboons. Gustov: Ahh. SCENE VI: In a tree, Rita and Kat are found talking to each other. Rita: So, Kimberly's working her little tight ass off for these games? Kat: Yes. She's been working non-stop. Ya know, I'm really getting tired of being your stupid cassette recorder. Why can't you use that stupid telescope to see what's going on? Rita: Because it's much better to do female bonding with you. Kat: [Sigh] Rita: I love ruining Kimberly's life. Don't you? Kat begins to recall a time when she was in some kind of diving competition as she dives into a pool when the film goes back to the tree. Rita: Hey moron? Listen to me when I'm talking to you or else you're gonna get what's comin'. Thankfully, you're a wicked bitch. Kat: Hey, stop that! Rita: Stop what? Kat: Stop calling me a wicked bitch. Because I'm wicked, but I'm not a dog. Rita: Oh, yeah right. AB Writer: Hmm... In Rita's diary, page 18, she says quote "When I'm done using Kat, I'll drain all her beauty to turn on that rump roast Lord Bread has." Kat: What?? Rita: They're lying! I'd never take your beauty away! Kat: Hmmm. Rita: If you don't cut this out, I'm gonna have to make you evil again. Kat: Yeah, sure. Whatever. SCENE VII: In the command center... All six rangers are in the command center. Zordon: Rangers, we've got yet another crappy predicament at hand here. Tommy: Oh really? Zordon: Yes. Rita and Bread have unleashed a whole crap-load of old monsters, Goldar, Tangos, Cheeto and The Michelangelos to attack Angel Grave. Austin: Why the Michelangelos? Zordon: Because everyone hates that "Friends" theme. Apparently, Rita's crew has used them to play that song over and over again until it kills everyone. Austin: Ah. Tommy: We've gotta stop them. We'll split up so some of us can keep a certain portion of those mutants busy. We see monsters running around vandalizing cars, Tangos chopping trees, Goldar laughing and The Michelangelos getting ready to play "I Will Kill For You." Tommy: Billy, you're with Adam, Aisha, you're with Rocky; I'll be with Austin. Billy: Aw, why do I get to be with Adam? I wanna be with Aisha so I can see something pleasurable while I'm fighting. I don't wanna be staring at Adam's crotch all day. Adam: Don't worry, we get better stunt doubles who fight like the "ZyuStooges" did--nothing will be seen. Billy: Excellent. Tommy: Austin, we'll take care of Goldar and the Tangos. Rocky, Adam, you take the monsters. Billy, you take some of the Tangos and Adam, you take care of the Michelangelos. Rocky: Right! Billy: Do you think we should get Kimberly? Zordon: Well, she'll hate me forever if I just candidly call her just on a whim. I'll wait until you're losing pints of blood before I call her. Tommy: Now let's do it! It's morphin time! Austin: Purple Pulp Ranger Power Tommy: White-Out Ranger Power Adam: Black Toast Ranger Power Billy: Blue Nosed Ranger Power Aisha: Yellow Back Ranger Power Rocky: Red Rash Ranger Power SCENE VIII: At a seemingly oil-refinery... A morphed Rocky and Aisha jump on top French Toast Monster and FangFace. Rocky: All right, you want a party? You got it! Aisha: I'll make croutons out of you, French Toast! French Toast: Bonjour! But I think it will be me making banana split out of you! Rocky: Aisha, you ready? Aisha: Yeah. Rocky and Aisha make the standard Red Ranger/Yellow Ranger pose (correctly for once) and then charge after the monsters and kick their butts. Aisha: Yah! Rocky: Ayeah! ---------- Billy raises his arms up and the Tangos try to kick him and he blocks their kick. Billy: Adam, they're starting! Suddenly, "I Will Kill For You" begins... Singer: No one told you a monster would mangle you this way, you know you're toast, you're roast, you won't get away alive... It's like you're always getting your butt kicked... When you don't stand a chance, you soon realize, that you've been tricked, but... Chorus: I Will Kill For You, when you've got the upper hand, I Will Kill For You, your wish is my command, I Will Kill For You, 'Cause you'd kill me too. Adam: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!! Billy: Now! Billy begins kicking more Tangos. Tango: You won't get me, stupid Blue Ranger! Billy: Bite me, Tango. Billy raises his foot underneath a Tango's crotch, grabs him by the wing, flips him over his back and steps on his chest. Tango: Aaagh! Billy: Who's next? Singer: In a hospital bed, because of Lord Bread, you spranged your ankle, so far, you wish that you were dead! And Zordon warned you there'd be days like these, but you didn't listen until you were punched in the groin, but... Chorus: I Will Kill For You, when you've got the upper hand, I Will Kill For You, your wish is my command, Adam: That's it! You're going down, Michelangelos! Adam gets out his Power Axe (funny, what was that?) and charges after the Michelangelos on a stage and starts trying to smash their instruments, but it isn't working. Adam: Aagh! What is with these goons? Are they unstoppable?? Singer: No one could ever stop me, no one will ever succeed, so your the only one who knows, there is no escape... I will destroy your planet, make chocolate cake out of it... your fate is sealed, baby, you'll die Pathetic Rangers, yeah! Adam: It's unstoppable! Billy: What do you want ME to do about it!?!? I've got my hands full. Yiiiigh! A Tango goes running after Billy and pins him to the ground and tries to punch him. Billy is found waving his hands trying to defend himself. Billy: Oh god! Get off me! Oh this a pain that will be with me forever! Oh! Stop! Aaaaagh! Adam: Billy needs help! Singer: It's like you're always getting your butt kicked... When you don't stand a chance, you soon realize, that you've been tricked, but... Adam: No!!! DIE!! DIE!!! ALL OF YOU, DIE!! Adam tries to attack the Michelangelos again, but this time, he gets a major explosion out of the bass drum and is knocked off the stage. Adam: Someone kill me. Singer: I will Kill For You... when you've got the upper hand... ---------- Tango Hush-Hush begins as Tommy is found getting his butt royally kicked by Tangos and Goldar. Tommy: Hey, Austin! Don't you think I could use a little help!??! Austin: Oh sorry. Austin charges after a few Tangos and starts kicking them around. Austin: You want a fight? You got it! Austin jumps into the air and walks on the Tangos and backflips behind them, kicks one of the Tango's in the rear, and he falls in front of a Tango in front of him. The domino effect ensues and all the Tangos are knocked down. Austin: Whaddya think? Tommy: Cool. Goldar: Ha ha! Your pathetic Purple friend won't save you! Ha-ha! Tommy starts trying to pick off a few Tangos with Casaba--but it doesn't help him much. Tommy: Aw man, Austin. Something tells me that we can't do this by ourselves! Austin: Yeah! Since when did Rita get so many Tangos?! Cheeto: Since I made them, punk! Hahahahaha! Tommy: Cheeto! Cheeto: That's right! Tommy: Aw man! Billy! Yeah, Billy and Adam can help! Tommy turns on his communicator. Tommy: Billy! We're dying out here! (Billy): Well isn't Austin helping?!? Tommy: Well, yeah... But there are 19 Tangos and Goldar and Cheeto here! We'll never make it! ---------- Billy is being carried away by a Tango. Billy: Well, me and Adam have our hands full... Singer: I Will Kill For You, when you've got the upper-hand... Adam (swinging axe all over music equipment): Shut up! Shut up! Quiet! Shut up! Singer: ...'Cause you'd kill for me too... Adam: Make it stop! Make the noise stop!!! Billy: See? (Tommy): This sucks. Maybe Aisha and Rocky can help. ---------- Rocky: No can do, buddy! The monsters overpowered us! (Austin): How?! Aisha: They grew to enormous strength and pinned our limbs to the ground. We can't help you! (Austin): Well this is just peachy. (Tommy): How did we all get helpless so quickly? (Austin): Who knows. Austin out. ---------- Tommy: We better call Kim! Austin: Yeah! She'll be real upset, but we have no choice. SCENE IX: At the Youth Center... Gustov and Kimberly enter the Youth Center ready for another practice session. Suddenly, Kimberly's communicator beeps the "Pathetic Rangers" theme song. Kimberly: Sh[CENSORED]! Not now!! Gustov: What's the matter? Kimberly: Um... ahh... Coach Nahapeenehesinapihan, I forgot to do something really important. Well, I didn't forget, it was kinda sprung on me. Gustov: Something more important than practice? Kimberly: Uh huh. Real emergency. My Uncle Steve died. Gustov: So? Kimberly: There's no way for me to get out of this without you being upset? Gustov: Not really. I hope you understand that we have a tight shedule... Kimberly: Schedule. Gustov: It's my accent. Anyway, my time is limited and I don't have time for you to be chucking and jiving with me. If you are truly serious, you have to commit yourself to this. If you are having second thoughts, tell me now before we continue any further. Kimberly: Why does the word suicide come to mind? Gustov: Pardon? Kimberly: Nevermind. Kimberly begins taking a "torn between two things" expression. SCENE X: At the Command Center... Alpha is pressing buttons, trying to find solutions. Alpha: Aye yi yi! What should I do? Kimberly isn't answering the communicator! Should we find out what the delay is for or just keep ringing her until she has to abruptly stop whatever she's doing no matter how important it is. Zordon: Go with option 2. AB Writer: You're cold, Zordon. Very cold. SCENE XI: Kimberly: Listen, Gustov... I really want to keep doing this, but this is a serious emergency. I have to go, but I'll be right back! Gustov: [Sigh] Okay. Kimberly runs off with her bag. SCENE XII: Kimberly jumps into the air, backflips and kicks out two Tangos. Austin: Whee! It's Kimberly to the rescue! Kimberly: What's going on? Tommy: Billy is getting attacked by Tangos while Adam is going bonkers trying to destroy an annoying rock band playing the same theme song to "Friends" over and over again, and Rocky and Aisha are trying to take out two old monsters. Here we are, with Cheeto, Goldar and Tangos. Austin: I'll take out Cheeto, you get Goldar and Kimberly can take the Tangos. Kimberly: Right. Kimberly does a few impressive stunts as she tries to take out the Tangos. When Austin runs after Cheeto, he begins backing away. Cheeto: What are you doing? Austin: Kicking your sorry butt. Cheeto: Please don't hurt me! No! I'll do anything you want, just don't touch me! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Cheeto cowardly runs off. Austin: Well that was simple. Now to help Kim with the Tangos. Cheeto: Fooled ya! Austin: Huh? Aaagh! Cheeto kicks Austin in the chest and he falls onto the ground, twitches and gets up again. Austin: That was a dirty trick, ya honorless mush-face! Cheeto: Gee, if you didn't tell me, I wouldn't have known. Austin: That's it, you're mine, creep! Austin clasps his arms, blocking Cheeto's sword attack and kicks Cheeto. Cheeto runs off and tries to attack Tommy, who takes his sword and knocks Cheeto's out his hand. Cheeto: Oh my gosh! Cheeto runs after it. Kimberly blocks Goldar's swordplay, and then kicks him in the back. Goldar: You foolish Pink Ranger! Now you're gonna pay bigtime! Hahahaha! Kimberly: Not as big as you will for messing up my training session, you bastard! Goldar: If you want me, just take me. Hahahaha! You want a piece of me? Come and get it! Kimberly back flips over Goldar and punches him backward. Goldar: Diiigh! Kimberly grabs Goldar's pint-up tail and trips him onto the ground and begins dragging him all over the ground when she stops and begins dancing on Goldar's chest. Kimberly: Hahaha. You suck, Goldar. Goldar: The feeling's mutual, tramp. SCENE XIII: Rita is looking through her telescope for once. Rita: Ha ha! Hope you've been taking your vitamins, rangers, because you're gonna need all the strength you have! Ha ha! Singers: Be a Simpsons Kid, ten million strong! And yellow. Rita: Who brought them in here? AB Writer: It's an ad campaign for the new "Simpsons" pills. Rita: Ugh. I didn't literally mean take their vit... oh just change the freaking scene! SCENE XIV: Back at the fight... Goldar: It was nice knowing you, White-Out Ranger, but now I'm gonna have to 86 you! Hahahaha! Goldar gets Tommy in the chest and laughs. Kimberly runs up to him. Kimberly: Tommy, are you okay? Tommy: Welp, currently, all my bones are still in their correct locations, but I don't know how much long I can keep this up! Cheeto: Hey, Goldar! Don't be such a hog! I want a piece of these losers too! Goldar: Yeah right, yellow belt. I'll take them out first. Tommy: Neither of you are taking me out! Seet-eya! Kimberly: Wait, Tommy! Look! Austin: It's the others! Billy is found running away from Tangos as he approaches Tommy and Kimberly. Tommy: Where's Adam? Billy: Uhhh... ---------- Adam: Eat laser-dust, punks! Adam whips out his BladeBlaster and zaps the Michelangelos... Singer: I Will Kill For... Daaaaaaaaah! What is that thing? Adam: The beginning of your demise, creeps! Adam zaps the entire band until all the players fall to the ground and the entire stage bursts into flames and blows up. Adam: Now to help the others! ---------- Austin: Hey look! Here comes Adam! And what are those two things fleeing in the sky? All five of those rangers watch as two tiny dots are fleeing in the sky when they get bigger and fall onto the ground and are revealed to be FangFace and French Toast. Tommy: Woah! Talk about a monster mash. Kimberly: Who did that? Rocky and Aisha are found wiping their hands off. Rocky: And if you try it again, we're really gonna kick your butts. Aisha: Yeah. Tommy: Awesome! We're all together again! The rangers backflip over each other and land on the ground. The rangers eventually take out all 32 Tangos, Goldar, Cheeto, FangFace and French Toast. Goldar: Retreat! FangFace: I have a funny feeling we would've gotten them if Cheeto wasn't just a yellow belt! All the monsters run off. Austin: I don't know how we did it, but we did! Tommy: Hey Kim, you better get back to practice before Gustov drops you like a fly. Kimberly: Thanks for making me look stupid in Gustov's face. Now don't call me again. Later. Kimberly teleports away. SCENE XV: Bulk and Skull walk into the hall with spandex unitards on. AB Writer: Ew! Damnit, Jason, Paul, don't EVER come to work looking like THAT again!! Skull: Sorry. AB Writer: Now get off the set before I change my mind about renewing your contract!! Bulk: Jeez, sorry. Bulk and Skull walk off the set. Meanwhile, Kimbkerly runs into the hallway with a jacket, backpack and wearing a bike-a-tard. Kimberly: Man, I didn't even have enough time to put on any underwear on! Sheesh, what would they've expected me to do if I were having sex? Ab Writer: Pull out, zip up, get dressed and morph. Kimberly: Oh yeah, just like that. Suddenly her communicator goes off again. Kimberly: F[CENSORED] Zordon, this better be good. (Tommy): Not Zordon, Tommy. And your gratuitous usage of that word is a turn on. Kimberly: Get to the point, duke-brain. (Tommy): Well, the two-dozen Tangos, Goldar, Cheeto and Company re-appeared in Angel Grove. Kimberly: Right, I'm gone... SCENE XVI: Kimberly is seen morphed and riding her pink Shark Cycle. Kimberly: Okay, we're going to play a little game. It's called "Who Get's Ran Over First?" We see the other cycle-riding Rangers following Kimberly. Kimberly: Mess up my life will ya... Kimberly runs into the crowd of monsters. Kimberly: Gang way, losers!! Goldar: Hello again, Rangers. Nice to see you brought out your new toys. Too bad when we're through with them, they will be melted, smoking heaps of trash to be towed away to the junk yard. Kimberly: Are you through? Goldar: Quite. Tommy: Hey, Kim. Are you sure you're up to this? Kimberly: Lemme put it like this, if I die, it wont matter anyway. Cheeto: Which is exactly how it is going to happen. The Rangers revv up their bikes, Kimberly clamps down the handle-bar, we see the White Shark-Cycle's tail pipe coughing up black smoke, we look at Rocky's Red Shark-Cycle's brake light, we see Tommy's White Shark-Cycle's rear with the bumper-sticker reading, "I Love Angel Grave." We zoom in on Billy's boot jam into the gas pedal as his rear tire begins rotating as they all take off. Cheeto: Charge!! All the monsters run towards the bikes as Cheeto jumps into the air and lands on Kimberly's Pink Shark Cycle behind her. Kimberly: Glad to see you enjoy ridin' bitch. Cheeto: Hey!! Kimberly: Get off my bike, you stupid pathetic idiot! Tommy rides up to beside Kimberly. Tommy: Kimberly, just put on the brakes. Kimberly abruptly stops the bike as Cheeto goes flying into the air and into the dirt. Cheeto: Dolgh... Aisha pops a wheelie as she heads off towards French Toast. Aisha: Time for you to die, Frenchy. Aisha runs towards French Toast. French Toast: Huw huw! Another day, my pitiful rangerza. French Toast disappears. Rocky is seen giving his red shark cycle the gas as we zoom in on Goldar's face. Goldar: Oh no!! Rocky turns on his head-light as it's seen gunning for Goldar's body when suddenly Rocky impacts Goldar causing a dummy-like body to be flung through air as he lands on the ground. Goldar: I'm in serious pain. Goldar then disappears. Billy and Austin ride their bikes side by side after Fang Face. Fang Face: I'm no fool. Fang Face just jumps into the air and disappears. Suddenly the rangers stop their bikes side by side except for Kimberly. Tommy: Hey, something's wrong. Everybody stopped except for Kimberly... Kimberly is seen snoozing with her head hanging down while her bike is riding through an alley. Suddenly, she is found speeding into piles of black trashbags near a blue dumpster. Tommy: Kimberly WAKE UP!!!! Kimberly: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!! Kimberly crashes through the the bags and into the dumpster and is thrown off her bike and into the air and she falls onto the ground. Austin and Billy jump off their bikes as Tommy runs up to Kim and holds her up tragically. Tommy: Oh my god, Kimberly! SCENE XVII: Kimberly and Tommy are pulling up in Tommy's car. Kimberly: This is very sweet that you drove me here. But I'm really gonna be fine. Tommy: Are you sure? You look like you're gonna pass out. Kimberly: I don't care. That wicked hussy Rita took all my time away today and I've gotta get more practicing in. Thanks for driving me. Gotta go. Tommy: Don't you think someone should be watching you? Kimberly: Tommy, stop it! I'll be fine. I'm going! Kimberly kisses Tommy and walks out the car. Kimberly: Bye. Kimberly enters the Youth Center and sees Ernie closing up the place. Kimberly: Hey Ernie, did you see Coach Nahapeenehesinapihan? Ernie: Who? Ohhhh... That russian idiot. Yeah, he said you waited too long so he had to go. He'll see you tomorrow though. Kimberly: Good. In the meantime, can I like work out here? Ernie: Sure. But are you okay? Kimberly: Yeah sure, I'm really fine. Kimberly looks very dizzy and is found barely keeping her stance as she waves her arms to keep from falling on her back. She begins looking wobbily. Ernie: Uhhh... ok. I'll seeya tomorrow. Kimberly: Bye. Kimberly kicks off her shoes and prepares to go on the high bar. As Ernie walks out the door and behind him is IRC, who turns into Katherine. Kat begins dreaming about several occurances in her life that Rita's been messing up (i.e., she tries to kiss a boy when Rita screws it up for her). She's dreaming of diving and other things, etc. as we keep going from her to Kimberly, who is wobbily moving around on the high bar as if she's not doing it very well. Kim looks tired and rung out. Kat begins to see the light. Kat (outside Youth Center): Oh my god!! What have I done?!? AB Writer: It would shatter you too much to list the logs. Let's just say you've really been a bad girl. Kat: Kimberly! I conveniently know you're in trouble! I'm coming to rescue you! Kat runs after the Junk Food Bar door. ---------- Rita: What is with that trecherous cat!? Why isn't it doing why I say?!? ---------- Kat: Oh for god sakes! Let me in!! Kat runs through the back door. The camera tilts as Kimberly prepares to backflip on the high bar. Kat: Kimberly, No!!!!!!! Kimberly: Huh? Aaagh! Slow Mo'ed: Kimberly backflips over the high bar, loses balance and falls off the high bar. Kimberly rolls her back over a table, rolls off and then hits her head on a chair and cracks her leg as she finally falls on the floor unconscious. Kat feverishly runs after her. Kat: Kimberly!! Kat runs up to Kimberly. Kat: Oh, Kimberly. It's all my fault! TO BE CONTINUED... (C) 1995 Artist Bros. Enterprises