Artist Bros. Enterprises Presents: Mighty Weenie Pathetic Rangers "The Big Sleep (a.k.a., A Really Bad Stomach Ache), Part II" LAST TIME ON THE PATHETIC RANGERS: Master Bile secreets yet another evil scheme to present to Rita and Lord Bread! Master Bile: We shall make an evil poison that will cause all the rangers to go to sleep forever until we awaken them. Lord Bread: How will you awaken them? Master Bile: Well, seeing as though I don't know why I would want to, I haven't come up with a way. Lord Bread: How are you going to get them to take this potion? Just come up to them and say "Hey, Rangers, I'm your ugly, beastly arch nemesis and I want you to try this groovy potion that will cause you to fall into eternal sleep." Rita: That'll work. Lord Bread: Satan hates me. Master Bile: Food is the key. ...meanwhile, because of more of Bulk and Skull's brain-dead antics, Austin is force to carpool with them to the movies to avoid getting arrest. Billy: Honestly, Austin, why did we have to take Bulk and Skull? Austin: Because they think that I broke the law so I have to treat them to the movies with us. Skull: THINK you broke the law? You were buying porn with a fake I.D.! Austin: For the last time, Hootie and the Blowfish in Concert is NOT a porn video! Bulk: Yeah, right. Skull: Keep on driving, smartguy. Bulk: It's too warm in here. Skull: Can we hear a little music? Austin turns on the radio, which happens to be on a spanish music station playing polka-like music. Austin: Happy? Skull: Well... Austin: Good. ...and to put a traditional spin on the catastrophy, from nowhere appears the Sandman to put the world to sleep to be freely taken over by Lord Bread's vile forces... Sandman Monster: Sand Man Monster, at your service. And now, you will have a very, very deep sleep. Muahahaha! Austin: The only person around here who's gonna have his lights turned out is you, fat man. Sandman Monster: Ho ho ho! NO WAY! Ahahaha! Sandman Monster takes out a brown bag and throws the magic dust at Austin who rolls clear of the sprikles. Austin: You whimp, you're not going anywhere with that fairy act. Sandman Monster: Oh, so you think I'm a fairy do ya? Well watch this. Can Austin keep from taking the big snooze? Were Bulk and Skull's parents guinea pigs of nuclear testing in the 60s? Where are my glasses? What's that burning smell? Oh, and can Austin come up with an antidote to revive the Pathetic Rangers before it's too late? Find out NEXT on the Pathetic Rangers! SCENE I: Austin is standing in the Command Center, clueless. Austin: So what happens now? Zordon: Well, either you can stand here, being of absolutely no use, or you could go down on Earth and save your friends. Austin: I don't know if I can beat that Sandman nut without falling asleep myself. Zordon: Alpha is working on a way to create an antidote to the spell so that he can revive the other rangers and save you from falling asleep. Austin: Thanks Zordon. Zordon: By the way... your fly's open. Austin: What? Zordon: Made you look. Hee hee. Austin: Knock it off. The zipper's in the BACK. Zordon: I love outsmarting the smart. Let the power... Austin: Um, we've been defeated before. I seriously doubt that I CAN let the power protect me. Zordon: Excuse me for caring to say that to you then. Austin: Back to action! SCENE II: Austin jumps into the air and falls on the ground in the park to see Sandman. Austin: All right, you chunky little punk! I'm going to rearrange your face and put you to sleep, permanently! Sandman: Ooo, I'm really scared, you little scab. I'll put you to sleep whenever I choose. Austin: Oh I'm afraid I'm not that easy, baby. Now give me what'cha got. Sandman: Sure. No thing. TANGOS! Suddenly, six Tangos appear and land on the ground. Sandman: Now, make me happy. Tango: Right! Austin: Oh, this is dirty! Well, you stupid Tangos are NO match for my Stupid Shiny Armor! Austin touches his belt morpher. Austin: Stupid Shiny Armor, power up! Austin goes into SSA mode and begins taking out the Tangos with that glitter all over the place and wacky-tacky photographer. Tango: Aaagh! Austin picks up a Tango by the chest and jams him in a tree repeatedly. Tango: Aaagh. [Ram] AAAGH. [Ram] Aaagh! You're breaking my back!! Austin: Well duh. The Tango kicks Austin in the crotch and gets free. Austin: Aaagh! That hurt, you! Come back here! Tango: Nyeah! Hahaha. The Tango prepares to run away when Austin grabs his legs and swings him into the air until he bounces off the roof of a car and into the street where a big rig runs over him. Meanwhile, two Tangos try to punch Austin in the stomach when he puts his hands over the Tangos' faces and split kicks both of them away with the funky photography. Austin: I better get out of this mode before Saban begins paying too much money and my powers go down. Austin gets out of the mode. Sandman: Hmm. Not bad. But let's see how you do with my back-up? Suddenly, six fake Rangers appear out of the air. Austin: Yaagh! Guys? What did you do to my friends?? Sandman: Do you really think I'd interrupt their little nap-time while I'm ahead? I don't think so. Austin: Then who are these imposters? Sandman: Imposters. Austin: Oh. Sandman: Hahaha! Austin: What was that for? Sandman: Added bad-guy cliche to laugh at something that isn't funny. Austin: You are such trash. And I'm gonna take it out along with your other pieces of waste. Sandman: Do your stuff. "Billy": Well well well, Purple Ranger. Do you like my evil form? Austin: Seeing as if I'm not very pleased with Billy's personality when it's good, I probably won't like his bad form. "Billy": Shut up, wise guy. You think you're pretty smart, eh? Austin: Yes. "Billy": Oh. Well... that's not the point. The point is... "Adam": You're toast, Austin! "Billy" and "Adam" fire their BladeBlasters as Austin, who's blown into the air and rolls over. Austin: Agh! You're not so hot. "Kat": Ha ha ha. That was just the start. "Tommy": Yeah, you little squirt. We're gonna polish you off real nice. Seet eya! "Tommy" charges at Austin with an evil Casaba. "Tommy" swings the blade at Austin's face. Austin blocks it with his two arms and backs his sword away. "Tommy" whacks Austin's chest with the sword, creating a small explosion. Austin backflips over Tommy and kicks his back with his foot and pushes him forward. "Tommy" uses his evil Casaba to throw an energy bolt at Austin which explodes until he's on the ground. Austin: [Pant] I don't know what's going on here. But you're starting to get on my nerves! "Aisha": Why don't you keep your mouth shut and run away while you're ahead? Austin: I'm NOT that chicken. Austin gets out his BladeBlaster and fires at all six fake rangers, who appear to be insucceptable to the fire and begin charging at Austin. Sandman: Hahaha! You see, Dummy Ranger, there is nothing that can save you now! Hahahaha! You're mine! SCENE III: Lord Bread: Hahaha! This is fun to watch. Rita: Ahh... you're such a magnificent sadist. Lord Bread: Heh. It's a gift. Rita: So what happens now? Lord Bread: Well, it won't be long before the Sandman finishes that little nerd off. We'll be lucky if this even becomes a full 20-minute long episode. Squatt: You sure are cocky for someone whose plans have blown up in their face a few dozen times. Baboo: Yeah. Maybe the miracle of Christmas will save Austin. Lord Bread: Don't try to make me accept that tripe. Austin is a weenie and is all alone. It's like shooting a lame duck in the middle of broad daylight. Cheeto: I suppose you're right, master. Lord Bread: I AM right. Master Bile: I couldn't help but overhear this conversation and I just wanted to point out that this was all my brilliant scheme. With a little help from my princess daughter. Rita: Hmm hmm hmm. Heh. Lord Bread: Well I'M the starring bad guy in this place and you're not, so buzz off pops. Master Bile: I do not regularly do this, but I shall be forced to on the count you have insulted my honor. Master Bile strikes Lord Bread. Lord Bread: Do you think that hurt? Master Bile: Not really. Master Bile strikes Lord Bread again. Lord Bread: Hey, you better cut that out. Rita: Stop it you two! We should be concerned with more important matters, like spying on that fight some more. Cheeto: Can I do something? Rita: Not really. Cheeto: Dang. Well, I'll be playing roulette in Baboo's new casino. He turned his painroom into a casino last week. Lord Bread: I don't ever recall permitting that... but oh well. Anyway...! Rita: The rangers are toast! SCENE IV: Austin is back in the Command Center... Austin: Alpha, have you figured out ANYTHING? Alpha: Not really. I think it'll take me about two weeks to get this potion. Austin: I'll pretend I didn't hear that. Again, what have you figured out? Alpha: Nothing. I think it'll take me about two weeks to get this potion. Austin smacks Alpha on the head. Austin: Alpha, you're not LISTENING. I SAID, what have you figured out? Zordon: Aparently since some of us are in denial, I shall rephrase it. Alpha hasn't figured out jack. Austin: You mean I got my ass whipped out there while you guys were doing god knows what? Alpha: God knows what? Austin: Step aside, you useless tuna can. Zordon, get me six recliners. Zordon: What for? Austin: I'm not in the mood for unnecessary questions. Just do it. Zordon: Yeah, whatever. I can't believe I'm being bossed around by a Pathetic Ranger. Zordon hums and suddenly six recliners appear in the command center. Austin begins setting dials and suddenly, Tommy, Billy, Rocky, Adam, Kat and Aisha teleport onto the chairs still sleeping. Austin: Okay. Now, I've gotta analyze what's in their systems so I can get it out. Alpha: Too many doughnuts? Austin: Oh you're a riot. Why don't you go watch TV, huh? Alpha: Don't patronize me, Austin. Austin: Let's see... Austin scans the rangers and a printup scrolls out the printer. Austin: Good thing Billy finally got around to reloading and fixing the printer. Let's see, they've got Astrinite Soliphane and Vaxines Turbonite inside of them. If at all possible, I'm going to see if this rinky-dinky computer has any information on these ingredients. Austin accesses the code and on a not-there-before monitor sees some information. Austin: Both chemicles are evil-based and can not possibly be made on our planet. Astrinite is a highly potent chemical that can keep a spell or hex over a person for at least 6 months. According what I found running through the rangers' veins, they have about 10 pints of it in their blood. Vaxines Turbonite is simply an evil potion that can cause sleep for 48 hours. There's about 12 ounces of it in their blood. It combined with Astrinite Soliphane will keep the rangers asleep forever. Alpha: Aye yi yi! Austin: Hmm. That's not the worst of it. If I don't get it out their blood and/or get a vaxine for the potion, it will slowly deteriorate their bodies until they cease to exist. Zordon: This is indeed disturbing. Austin: Yes. I'm going to try to figure out what can combat it. Alpha: Well, the writers originally were gonna make the vaxine be love. But they figured they've made enough of those sugarcoated, moral-ridden, preachy bore-fests which are called episodes. Zordon: You must hurry, otherwise Sandman will continue to put people to sleep using his magic Vaxines Turbonite in the form of dust to put the entire city to sleep--and then, the world. After that, Lord Bread and Rita will wake everyone up except for the rangers, but they will be awakened with their spell over them to render them their masters and thus Master Bile would have enslaved the world. Austin: How did you know all that stuff? Zordon: It's in the script. Alpha: Well, this could take some time for you to create an antidote so I suggest, dear lord have mercy on my soul, we send Crinjor out to combat the monster. Crinjor appears in the command center out of no where. Crinjor: I'm always happy when someone mention my name. It gets so lonely wherever I stay to sleep. Alpha: I thought you lived in the temple. Crinjor: I moved out as soon as the Tangos got my address. Alpha: Less talk, more fighting. Crinjor: Right! No problem, cheif! Whatever you say! You can count on me and... Alpha: NOW! Crinjor: Okay, I'm going... Crinjor dissipates with a big blue light. Austin: I'm going to Billy's lab to figure this one out. Alpha: Okay, Austin. I hope you'll be okay. Austin: Seeya later. Austin telports away. SCENE V: Crinjor is in the park. Crinjor: All right, you cowardly rodent. Come out and fight like a man, you beast. Suddenly, Goldar, Cheeto and Sandman appear in the park. Goldar: Hahaha! As you wish, little boy blue. Sandman: For you see, I never come alone. Crinjor: You have the honor of a stale cookie crumb! Sandman: Thank you. Now let's get it on. Cheeto: Yeah! Chaaaaaaaaarge! Goldar swings his sword at Crinjor's head. He ducks and rises his head. Goldar kicks Crinjor on the side then swings his sword at his legs. Cheeto pushes Crinjor on the ground and raises his sword preparing to drop it on Crinjor. Crinjor rolls out of the way just before Cheeto slams the sword on the ground. Crinjor: You guys fight dirty, you know that? Goldar: That's how we were trained. And from how you fight, I think you were taught at Sissy School 101 Karate Course. Crinjor: For your information, I was BORN knowing this kind of stuff. Sandman: Hahaha, I think I can trust you guys while I pay my little friend Austin a visit. Goldar: Right. ---------- All six of the fake rangers are standing on top a Squeeze-E-Mart convenience store when they backflip down, bust the sliding door open and enter. "Billy": I want you to take that cash register and throw it in the lake. Cashier (crackly voice): Why? "Kat": Who cares. Just do it or we fry you. All the fake rangers raise their BladeBlasters at the Cashier. Cashier (crackly voice): Hey! You're the Pathetic Rangers! Why are you doing this?? "Tommy": That ain't nunna your business, skinny. And for your information, being bad is far cooler than being good. Cashier (crackly voice): You're not going to get away with this. "Rocky": Shut up and start moving. The Cashier takes his cash register and walks out the store sweating. The fake rangers laugh and walk out the store and start terrorizing the city with their BladeBlasters, dumping wastebaskets at people and burning down buildings. ---------- Goldar and Cheeto have Crinjor in their arms and they throw him into the air and he ends up caught in a tree. Crinjor: Augh, augh. Goldar: Hahaha. You suck, Crinjor. Cheeto: Yeah. You're worse than Pez from "Masked Whiner." Crinjor: You let me out of here or I'm going to get tough! Goldar: Oh yeah, like how tough you've been for the past few minutes. Crinjor: You are truly evil, you evil monsters! SCENE VI: Austin is in Billy's lab pouring chemicals together while reading a plan sheet he drew up when suddenly Sandman appears behind him. Austin: Huh? Aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! Sandman: Nighty night, Purple Ranger. Sandman grabs Austin at the shoulders and yellow-colored electricity goes through Austin's body when he feels weak. Sandman then throws his dust at Austin. Austin: Oh no... I'm feeling weak... weaker... and [yawn] so tired. Must... stay... awake... Austin falls asleep and is seen on the floor. Sandman: Hahaha! Lord Bread! Master Bile! We have defeated all seven of the Pathetic Rangers! Austin's fast asleep! ---------- Lord Bread: Yes! Yes yes yes YES! Rita: Being bad is so cool! Lord Bread: The world is not very far away from our grasps! Maybe we should keep the rangers with us. Baboo: That sounds brilliant! Rita: Yes! Yes it does! Hmm hmm hmm... so what should we do now in the meantime? Lord Bread: Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Rita and Lord Bread clash their staffs together and produce lightning. Rita and Lord Bread: Make our Goldar, Cheeto and Sandman grow! ---------- The lightning hits Sandman, Cheeto and Goldar and they grow big and begin stomping around the city. SCENE VII: Alpha: Aye yi yi! This is a disaster! All the rangers are sleeping and those three evil beasts are ruining the city! Oh what are we going to do? Zordon: Well... Suddenly, all six rangers disappear from their recliners (and Austin disappears from Billy's garage). Alpha: Aack! What happened to the rangers? Zordon: I don't know. This just seems to keep going from bad to worse. ---------- All six rangers are in Lord Bread's evil dimension (which is just that same cave set) on beds sleeping. SCENE VIII: Crinjor is still hanging in the tree when he falls out. Crinjor: Aaw... that hurt bad. Oh my lord! Crinjor sees Goldar, Cheeto and Sandman gargantuan, laughing and lashing at buildings. Crinjor: Oh my god! This is terrible! I've got to do something. Crinjor grows to be big. Crinjor: Hah! I can do that too! Goldar: We're going to gooify you! Crinjor: Well, we'll see about that. Crinjor goes into Battle Mode and has a zord-like face and a blue staff enters Crinjor's hand and he rotates it across Goldar, Cheeto and Sandman, creating an explosion and causing them to go into the air and roll on the ground. Goldar: That wasn't so tough. We'll bounce back. Yaaagh! Goldar jumps at Crinjor and he rolls underneath Goldar and he falls into a building. Goldar: Hey!! What is this? Cheeto: Your incompetence is showing... yet again. Goldar: If I want YOUR opinion, I'll give it to you, helium-head! Crinjor fires blue energy beams into Cheeto, Goldar and Sandman, blowing them back and causing an explosion. Goldar: We'll be back, count on that! Cheeto: Yeah! Goldar and Cheeto pop away. Sandman: Guess it's just you and me! Crinjor: Not for long! Crinjor picks up Sandman and spins him around and discards him into a bunch of trees. Sandman: Woah! All right, enough pussyfooting around! Crinjor: Clean up your mouth! Crinjor punches Sandman in the gut. Sandman: Aw man! Crinjor: Had enough? Or am I gonna have to skin and gut you? Sandman: I'll see you soon, turkey. Sandman disappears. Crinjor: I'll keep an eye out. SCENE IX: Back at the command center... Alpha: That derranged, warp-minded psychopath has kidnapped the rangers! All of them! Now what are we going to do? We always relied on repetitive, predictable plots in which there's always one ranger left to deliver a solution. But we have no one! NO ONE I tells ya! Zordon: Hmm... this is _just_ a thought, but maybe you could figure out something. Alpha: Me?? But I've only been contracted to whine and explain the problem and "Aye Yi Yi!" Zordon: Well I'm afraid you have no choice. We've already got an army of nothing and the rangers are on their way to the really big sleep. Alpha: You're right. I'll get right to it. Alpha teleports the chemicals from Billy's lab into the Command Center. Alpha: Well, Austin completed a good portion of the work so all I have to do is complete these instructions and the potion will be complete. Zordon: The only question is, how do we surpass Lord Bread's barriers to get the antidote to the rangers? Alpha: One thing at a time! Geez!! Alpha begins pouring chemical elements. SCENE X: Back at Lord Bread's... Lord Bread: I can't believe you useless sacks of burdening BAGGAGE couldn't finish off Crinjor! He's just a sickening, stupid little punk! Cheeto: Not today. When he sheds that stupid voice and ridiculous posture, he becomes a mean, butt-kicking machine! Lord Bread: I don't wanna hear it. Goldar: I told you he wouldn't buy that. Lord Bread: There were THREE of you! Only one of him! That was completely incomprehensible and unacceptable! Master Bile: Calm down, you underachieving lowlife whom I'm sorry my daughter married. Lord Bread: Well, at least we've still got all the rangers kidnapped and sleeping with those evil rangers ruining the town. Rita: Yes! Hahaha! And in spite of the fact I'm unhappy with being given such a small, insignificant role in this episode, I'm pleased with how well we've taken a bite out of the world! Lord Bread: Wanna go upstairs? Rita: No. Lord Bread: Me neither. SCENE XI: "Tommy" and "Billy" grab a car and pick it up and turn it upside down on the ground, breaking the mirrors and making a clank noise. "Kat" and "Aisha" use their BladeBlasters to fire off the valve of a fire hydrant on the street and water begins wildly spraying the entire street, causing pedestrians to slip and slide with their cars and get into accidents, honking horns and screaming. The fake rangers laugh and continue wrecking the town. SCENE XII: Back at the Command Center... Alpha: [Sigh] After an hour of work, I think I've finally completed the potion! Zordon: Good work, Alpha. Now what? AB Writer: Wouldn't that usually be Alpha's dumb question? Zordon: True. Alpha: Now what? Zordon: You're going to have to figure out a way to get into that dimension. Alpha: Well, for once, Billy didn't destroy the portal com used so we could get to another dimension so it'll be easy as pie--I hope. Zordon: Go and be very careful. Alpha: Right. Teleporting now. Alpha teleports away with the potion. SCENE XIII: Alpha is in the dark dimension where all six rangers are sleeping on their beds, twitching as their bodies steadily deteriorate. Alpha: I better hurry. Alpha runs up to Tommy with a needle and gets ready to stick it in Tommy's arm to get the potion working when suddenly two guarding Tangos enter the dimension. Tango: Hey! Hey you! What do you think you're doing?? Alpha: Aye yi yi! Tango #2: You're going to be very sorry for this! Tango: Caw! Yeah, you sardine can! The tangos run after Alpha. Alpha: Oh! Uh oh! Better activate my laser sheild! Alpha presses two buttons on his chest gear and an energy field appears on his head and shocks both Tangos as they shake in pain. When Alpha is thoroughly finished, the Tangos fall onto the ground, smoking and unconscious. Alpha: Oh those Tangos are gonna start to stink in a few hours. Oh well, better do what I came for. Alpha shoots the needle in all six of the rangers' arms and suddenly, a green field rushes through their bodies as they slowly begin to awaken. Tommy: Aaugh. Rocky: Aw man. Adam: Woah. Billy: Man, I feel strange. Austin: Oh man. Rangers! You're awake! Alpha: Yippy! The potion worked! Austin: Ooo, you finally got off your keister and decided to do something?? Alpha: How would you like me to smack you and put you back to sleep again? Austin: Nevermind. Kat: How long have we been asleep? Alpha: 9 days. But it's okay now. Any later and you might've been destroyed. Tommy: What's going on? Alpha: It's a nightmare. Six fake rangers are terrorizing the city, and the Sandman monster has put many to sleep and is running around helping destroy the city. Aisha: We gotta do something! Alpha: According to what I found out in the computer, the fake rangers only exist when Sandman does. If you destroy him, they will be destroyed as well. They are merely special Tangos impersonating rangers controlled only by Master Bile and mainly by the Sandman monster. You must destroy him! Tommy: It's morphin time! Austin: Purple Pulp Ranger Power Tommy: White-Out Ranger Power Adam: Black Toast Ranger Power Kat: Pink Dink Ranger Power Billy: Blue Nosed Ranger Power Aisha: Yellow Back Ranger Power Rocky: Red Rash Ranger Power SCENE XIV: The rangers observe the nightmare on the ground seeing Sandman smashing buildings. Tommy: Aw man, he's really ripped up the town. Billy: We better move fast. Austin: I agree. All: We need Croakin' Zord Power. NOW! ---------- Lord Bread: What'tha? THE RANGERS ARE AWAKE?? Rita: Uughl! Lord Bread: I blame your stupid father solely for this catastrophe! Master Bile: Hey, I never promised our plan would fall together THIS well. Afterall, the scripts and contracts to all bad guys says that they are always suppose to lose, no matter how seriously their plan damages the good guys. Lord Bread: Well, I'm not as naive to think that Sandman will deliver, but I can at least try and watch to see if he can do the job and finish the rangers! Rita: Yeah. ---------- Each of the Rangers one-by-one enter their cockpits rapidly. Sandman: Back for more, eh? Well, now I'm gonna give ya what's comin' to ya and I'm not playin' around this time. Tommy: All right everybody, Croakin' Weapons! Suddenly all of the zords whip out very fierce looking weapons. Sandman: Those toys don't scare me! The White Croakin' Zord fires its arrow from its bow into the Sandman's bag causing the sand to leak out onto the ground when Sandman drops to the ground to to scoop up the sand. Sandman: Oh, ohoho, my sand my...BEAUTIFUL beautiful sand. Aw, aw, you Rangers will pay for this! Rocky: Okay guys, let's slaughter 'em! Yellow and Blue Craokin' Zords punch in each sides of Sandman's face then Black and Red Croakin' Zords sock Sandman in the gut and then the White Croakin Zord kicks the Sandman through the air causing him to roll through the ground. Tommy: Croakin' MegaZord, power up! The Zords get together and form the MegaCroakinZord. Austin: Looks like you're in trouble now! Austin's RhinoZord runs towards the Sandman from behind as it turns around and looks at it in great terror when the impact is made and Sandman flies through air and lands on the ground onto his feet. Sandman: Woah, made it. Uh oh. Sandman is found standing directly in front of the MegaCroakinZord. Sandman: Oh crap. MegaCroakinZord punches Sandman from the left and then to the right on its chest causing explosions to spark from the impacts. Tommy: BuzzardZord MegaCroakinZord formation! Suddenly the BuzzardZord appears out of thin air and flies towards the MegaCraokinZord. The shoulders and arms separate from the torso so the BuzzardZord's wings can fit in its place as the arms return to the MegaCroakinZord. Rocky: Titanic! Suddenly Titanic the Brontosaurus carrier zord rolls into the picture and the MegaBuzzardCroakinZord jumps into the air and merges with the back of Titanic creating the UltraMegaBuzzardCroakinZord. Austin: Prepare to bite the big one, Sandman. This is what you get for screwing up my friends. Let 'em have it, guys. All: Ultra mega buzzard croakin' zord, fire! Suddenly the enormous zord fires at the Sandman as it starts to twist in agony and then explode. All Rangers: All right! Yes! SCENE XV: Lord Bread: Well, I will not waste my vocal chords screaming at you for your obvious incompetance, but I will say that it doesn't surprise me what just went down. And now, I'm going to watch Comedy Central in my room. Lord Bread calmly walks away. Baboo: Man, I thought he was gonna scream us stupid. He barely raised his voice. Squatt: I think it would be a good idea for us all to go to sleep. Rita: I agree. All the bad guys adjourn to their rooms and empty the living room in the palace. SCENE XVI: A video is shoved inside a VCR at Austin's house. Austin walks to the couch in his room with Bulk and Skull sitting on his bed in their police uniforms. Skull: I don't see what you're trying to achieve here, Austin. Need we remind you, we're still playing minors and we can't watch this kind of stuff. Austin: Heh. That's the reason I'm playing it. Watch. Skull and Bulk see a few men on a concert stage, with their shirts off rocking their hair and jamming at instruments with an audience cheering on the video. Bulk: That's Hootie and the Blowfish? Austin: Yes. What do you THINK I was doing? This is a ROCK video. Skull: Hooters and the Blowjob. Austin: I don't believe this. Bulk: Um, aheh. We're terribly sorry for this horrible mistake and... Austin: That's okay. Heheh... but, for arresting me and making a spectacle of me in the middle of a public video store, you will be treating ME to the movies. Skull: Sure. Austin: And, we won't be going during the matinee hours so you have to pay extra. Bulk: Aw man... Austin: Ah ah ah. I don't wanna hear any complaints. And because you have proven how moronic you behave in theatres, you are to wear muzzles. Skull: That's embarassing! Austin: OH sure, like you didn't embarass me at the movies the last time. Bulk: All right, fine. THE END Cahsier (crackly voice): Hey! You're the | Kat Pathetic Rangers! | Catherine Sutherland Why are you doing | this? | Billy "Tommy": That ain't nunna your business, | David Yost skinny. And for your information, | being bad is far cooler than being | Adam good. | Johnny Yong Bosch Cashier (crackly voice): You're not going to| get away with this.| Aisha "Rocky": Shut up and start moving. | Karan Ashley | The Cahsier takes out the cash drawer inside| Rocky of the register and walks out of the store | Steve Cardenas sweating; by the lake he is seen openning | the cash flaps as he prepares to sink the | Tommy dollar bills into the lake. | Jason David Frank | Cashier (crackly voice): Am I supposed to | Austin put the bills in | Guy Incognito the lake or do I | put the drawer in? | Bulk, Skull "Adam": What difference does it make? | Paul Schrier, Jason Narvy "Rocky" : Put the money in the lake. | Cashier: But I need this drawer. | Lord Bread Rita "Tommy": Shut up or we'll throw YOU into the| Robert Axlerod Carla Perez lake. | Cashier: My boss'll be mad if my uniform | Goldar Cheeto gets soaked. | Kerrigan Mahan Bob Pappenbrook "Kat": We don't care what your boss thinks. | "Billy": As far as we're concerned, he can | Baboo Squatt go and grind his manhood in a | Colin Phillips Michael J. Sorich pencil sharpener. | Cashier: You people are really mean. I;m | Crinjor gonna have to report you to my | Kurt Strauss supervisor. | "Tommy": He can go and sit in it too! | Zordon Alpha 5 --------------------------------------------| Bob Manahan Sandi Sellner Alpha: That derranged, warp-minded psycho | has kidnapped the rangers! Now what?| Written by We always relied on a repetitive, | Ondre and Dairenn Lombard predictable solution in which there's| always one ranger left to deliver a | Directed by solution. But we have no one! NO | Ondre Lombard ONE I tells ya! | Zordon: Hmmm. This is _just_ a thought, but| Created by maybe youc ould figure out something| Ondre and Dairenn Lombard for a change. | Alpha: Maybe you're right. I'll get to it. | Originally Produced by | Haim Saban The chemicals are teleported into the | Shuki Levy Command Center as Alpha starts to work on | them. Momments later there is an explosion | Original Story Based on and as the smoke clears. Alpha walks down | "Beast Ranger," "Great Ranger," the stairs behind the walls and dusts | and "Hiding Ranger" by TOEI Inc. himself off. | | Computer Facilities Alpha: Well... Back to the drawing board. | Packard Bell AB Writer: You know, if you were smart, you | would've had the computer mix | These works are protected under the ingredients while you wait. | the fair-use parody provision of Alpha: The chemical analizer was on the | the copyright laws and are not set of BS Trippers but when the lease| intended to infringe upon the on that building expired, all of the | original Copyrights of Saban equipment was reposessed by Bandi. | Entertainment, Saban Int'l, N.V., AB Wrtier: Oh I see. So in otherwords, that| or TOEI Inc. All Rights Reserved. was all a very large waste. Sad.| (C) 1995 Artist Bros. Enterprises