Artist Bros. Enterprises Presents: Mighty Weenie Pathetic Rangers "The Stupidity, Part III" Parody of, "The Mutiny, Part III" LAST TIME ON THE PATHETIC RANGERS: The Rangers were in serious threat of having last Tuesday's garbage heap dumped on them, causing them to be vulnerable to the attacks of the ever so annoying ChiaPetisHead! ChiaPetisHead: Hahahahahaa! Hi there. Billy: What's that he has in his hand? Jason: I don't know. ChiaPetisHead whips out, from the back of his body, a 9 inch TV set of misery to annoy the Rangers tuned to his non-stop, 24-hour programmed network, the Chia Pet Commercial Network. ChiaPetisHead: Hahahaha, it's the first Chia Pet commercial, 1985, hahahaha!! Watch and scream! ...meanwhile, Tommy is so stupid, he gave Lord Bread his BarneyZord believing Lord Bread was stupid enough not to mess with him! Lord Bread: I can't believe it! Green Ranger may as well have given me BarneyZord as a Christmas gift! Goldar: Why do you say that? Lord Bread: Are you as dense as you look? Or were just you born that way? Lord Bread smacks Goldar on the head. Lord Bread: DUMMY! I'm obviously going to take over BarneyZord, stupid! ...with Jason and Tommy's zords under the spell of popsicles and old banana peelings, things look very grim for the rangers. In particular, Zack! Zordon: I think Billy and Trini are thinking up something. Jason: The only thing they think about is vanity. Zack: You can talk. Man, I can't believe... Jason punches Zack in the face and Zack falls to the floor. ...Alpha introduces some more junk that caught his eye at the flea market: the BlunderZords that crash together to form the BlunderHeapaJunkaMegaZord, something of which they are not allowed to touch until they can konk some sense into their old zords! Will the rangers get rid of ChiaPetisHead? Or is Cheryl Saban sick of writing this show and this is the last we'll see of the rangers? Can the Rangers save their zords from filling everyone's houses with junk? Is Billy saying he's going to save the day just to see Trini naked? And if so, is Billy an insane pervert? Is Scorpina's contract going to be renewed? Or is it Connie Chung trying to find new work? And last, Is Lord Bread going to get a career in the Frozen Section of Vons Supermarket? FIND OUT TODAY ON PATHETIC RANGERS, NEXT! SCENE I: Jason and the rest are scrambling around like a pack of sheep on a bombed, earthquake-stricken, death trap of a parking lot watching as Lord Bread's reign of terror gets worse. Jason: When is Billy gonna get here with that thingamajiggy he was talking about? Tommy: I think it was a signal blocker. I think it just turns on the TV programs the zords can't stand until they can't take much more and konk back into thinking straight. Jason: I don't care what it is! I just want more power! Kimberly: Oh shut up. Zack: Oh no. Look who's back. Ch...ch...ch... Chia! ChiaPetisHead: Hahaha, had enough? Kimberly: I don't think... C.P.H: I don't care! Here's another goodie for you whimpy losers, Chia Pet commercial of 1991. Hahaahaha!! (On the TV Screen): Kid: Wow! It now excretes feces! Man: Just load its behind with dirt, and watch it comes oozing out in a gel form! Singers: Ch... ch... ch... chia! Man: Now, Pooping Chia-Dogs, Chia-Dolphins, Chia-Orangutans, and don't forget the new Chia Guitar! Singers: Ch... ch... ch... Chia! (Off TV Screen): Jason: I'm sick of you! Why don't you run back to the ol' fertilizer tank where you belong? We don't need any stinkin' zords to take you out! Zack: That's right, tuna-crotch! Kimberly: Look at that! BarneyZord is singing to the drag race marathon causing their race cars to drive the jockeys backwards! Jason: Real smart bringin' out BarneyZord. Huh, Tom? Tommy: Would you get off my back?? Jason: Not as long as I've been officially written the last star of the show. Tommy: Get off it, dude. I've got worse problems than you: those idiotic producers let out my middle name on the opening credits. Now, I'm a big first name. This reeks. Jason: Look! Trashosaurus is dumping garbage and empty soda cans onto the race track. Kimberly: Beauty of this is that now Bulk and Skull are gonna get what they deserve! Trini: But what about the waste? Those cans can be recycled! All the rangers stare at Trini. Trini: Well excuse me for caring for the environment! SCENE II: In the command center... Zordon: Something's wrong. Alpha: Well duh... Zordon: Do not talk to me like that, Alpha 5. Trashosaurus has hit the streets. He's been picking up grocery stores and dumping all the food in his mouth, putting back the store and then vomits out his garbage into the store again. While BarneyZord is singing until everyone has a stroke and dies. Alpha: What is he doing that for? Zordon: How should I know? For once, I don't have a grip on mankind. . Alpha: Oh puh-leeze. What do we do now? Zordon: Didn't I tell you in part 2? Alpha: Yeah, but I wasn't listening. Zordon: Why? Alpha: Because I didn't care. Zordon: I should throw you away and replace you with that Vicki girl from "Small Wonder." Unfortunately, her show's been canceled. But she was more efficient than you. Alpha: Oh, be quiet. I can do a whole lot more to you than you can to me. Zordon: Why don't we stop fighting? Alpha: Yeah. Let's shake and make up. Zordon: Okay. But I wish I could. I've got no arms. AB Writers: Kinda chokes you up, huh? NOT!! Alpha and Zordon: Shh! AB Writers: Okay, okay. Zordon: Now get your mind out of a dirthole and listen up. We need to kick some sense into these two, and that can only happen when Billy arrives with his TV set. Alpha: Slowpoke. Zordon: Well tell HIM that. Page them. Alpha: Right. Yo Bill, get a clue--The rangers are in serious danger. Have you finally finished that thing yet? ---------- Billy and Trini are in their garage with Billy's hand sunk in Trini's jeans. Billy: Get off my back, you big hunk of hollow metal. I'm busy! Zordon: WHAT?! Alpha: What could POSSIBLY be more important? Trini: Alpha, Billy sunk his hands down my pants. Billy: I've still gotta get my hand out of Trini's jeans. With it there, how am I suppose to make this thing? Alpha: I have an idea, how about I come to your house and lop off your hand? Then your hands can stay in her underpants for as long as you'd like. Trini: Uh uh! I'm not wearing any. Zordon: Huh? Billy: Okay, okay, okay! I'll get my hand off of Trini's rear. Trini: And my front! Billy: Right. There, now I can complete it. We should be done with it soon, Zordon; it's just unfortunate I can't get the F/X Channel and UPN. Oh well. Looks like I'll just have to replace that with the Home Shopping Network. Trini: You already programmed that one. Try the Religious Rhetoric Network; they have an entire hourlong show recounting home videos of American Families being bothered by Jehovah's Witnesses. Billy: Right. Zordon (over Billy's communicator): Just get on with it, would'ja? Billy: Right. Go away. I can't think with you around. Zordon: Well excuse me for swarming. ---------- Alpha: Aye yi yi, I hope that Billy is competent enough to do it. Zordon: So do I. SCENE III: Lord Bread's hotel room. Lord Bread: You are a witness to greatness, Goldar. Goldar: I am? Lord Bread: YES! Goldar: I thought I was a witness to a dumb episode. Speaking of which, ever since you gave me back my wings, I've done less than I normally do. I haven't even said anything obnoxious yet. Lord Bread: That's because Rita didn't think and let you help. You're nothing to me. I can do it all! Hahahahaha! Finster: You'll be sorry. Lord Bread: Shut up and keep bakin'! Finster: Yes, my emperor. Lord Bread: It'll only be a matter of time before I can.. I can... Let's see, [now reading his script]: only a matter of time before I can crush the Pathetic Rangers... Ahh, got it. It'll only be a matter of time before I can crush the Pathetic Rangers! SCENE IV: Bulk and Skull are screaming and yelling on the race track while people at the race are taking ganders at their race cars driving backwards out of control. Bulk and Skull: Aaaaah!! SCENE V: Lord Bread's dungeon of doom. Lord Bread: Hahahahaha. My victory is... Goldar: Knock it off! You're stealing scenes. The writers told you to zip it. Lord Bread: I can talk whenever I want! Goldar: Whatever you say. [Sniff] Ew! When's the last time you showered? Lord Bread: Shut up! Baboo: Something's telling me Lord Bread is decomposing. Squatt: I better run for it. Baboo: Where are you gonna go? You can't exactly get a job looking like yourself. Squatt: You're right. This stinks. Baboo: What does? The plotline, or Lord Bread? Squatt: I think it's both. Baboo: We better shut up before we get in trouble for over-using puns and senseless jokes. Squatt: It's making the readers laugh. Baboo: Uh oh, we've got 5 seconds to shut up. Squatt: All right. Let's just watch the show. Baboo: Right. Goldar: I'm waiting. Lord Bread: Waiting for what? Goldar: According to this degree I received 25 years ago from the University of Villainism, it says that "to whom is entitled to this graduation certificate of excellence in best prime-time, daytime and evening time as the villain of these such TV programs, the villain is subject to... Lord Bread: Would you just get on with it? Goldar: The villain's s'posed to tell the readers their evil plan. Lord Bread: Oh no, I'm just getting dry in the mouth thinking about it. Quick, give me some gravy. Lord Bread guzzles down a pitcher of gravy as a refreshment. Lord Bread: Ah, that's better. Hahahaha, the earthlings are going to find out why they call it Angel Grave. Especially when I pick on those annoying citizens known as . . . teenagers. SCENE V: ChiaPetisHead is still sitting high atop a building eating a banana next to his trusty TV-set as the rangers look up at him from the attacked ground. Zack: Hey lawn-face, you can annoy us with your non-stop Chia Pet commercials, but we can take you anyway, without our zords. ChiaPetisHead: I'm gonna make you eat your words up! Zack: I already had a big lunch, thanks. ChiaPetisHead: Agh! You've had it now. Kimberly: Way to make him angry, screw-head. Jason: Now we'll never stop hearing Chia Pet commercials! ChiaPetisHead: You can't stop me! I've got body-guards! ChiaPetisHead claps his hands twice. Kimberly: Oh no, he's got a "Clap On, Clap Off" thing on the zords too? BarneyZord zips to ChiaPetisHead's left side and Trashosaurus zips to ChiaPetisHead's right side ready to service him (like the secret service). ChiaPetisHead: Hahaha, beat that, college nerds! BarneyZord and Trashosaurus go back to attacking the Pathetic Rangers. Tommy: This is getting tasteless, tired, tacky, and tormentingly terrible! Jason: Whatever. This plot is starting to re-run on itself again. And I'm starting to notice that we've been re-using way too many of the same scenes from our "Zyu Stooges" footage! Kimberly: I wish my baby would get here with that thing! Jason: What thing? Kimberly: Didn't Zordon tell you? Jason: I wasn't listening. Kimberly and Tommy: UGH! SCENE VI: Capbutt is sitting in the audience seat watching mountains of garbage being dumped on several portions of the race track that all the race cars keep crashing into. Capbutt: How are we suppose to carry on a race with those big red and green trash-trucks dumping garbage on the tracks? Skull: Oh no! Look out! We're riding into a pile of junk. HELP! MOMMY! Bulk and Skull are riding in their race cars when their race cars jump clean over the junk pile. Bulk: Whew, that was a close one! Skull: So is the next pile of trash! Somebody help us!! Bulk and Skull: Aaaaaahhhh!! Trashosaurus coughs up more garbage onto the tracks and around Angel Grave until there's no where to run. SCENE VII: Lord Bread is overseeing in his palace the big round earth filling and filling with more and more garbage. Lord Bread: Yes! Keep going! Soon, the whole world will be filling up with so much junk, no one will be able to breathe! [Deep gasp] Doesn't my brilliance just astonish you, Goldar? Goldar: I won't answer that. Lord Bread: Why? Goldar: Because I don't wanna be bashed on the head by your X stick again. But anything for a ten cent increase in my paycheck. [Grunt] Lord Bread: What does that mean? Goldar: It's just golden monkey jive you give someone when you know their plan is going to go down the gutter like a bad bowler. Lord Bread: I'm starting to like you less! Goldar: What do you expect me to do? Wear a skirt and be your cheerleader? Moments later... Goldar is wearing a red micro-skirt with black pom-poms, cheering. Goldar (cheering): Lord Bread, he's the best. Lord Bread, he don't wear a vest. Lord Bread, kicks butt. Lord Bread, is meat uncut. Go Lord Bread, go, go, go. Destroy Pathetic Rangers, go, go, go. Lord Bread: Hahahaha, wonderful! Goldar: That was humiliating and degrading!!! Lord Bread: I don't care. Get up! Goldar: Okay, oh great one. AB Writers: Sounds like something Shuki Levy might have written. Goldar: Sometimes I'm sorry I helped Bread get rid of Rita. Lord Bread: What did you say?!? Goldar: I said you're the best villain that I've ever encountered. Lord Bread: Good! For a minute there, I thought I'd had to have you killed. Goldar: Daaah! SCENE VIII: At Billy's Garage... Billy and Trini are standing at a counter in his laboratory with a huge, metal box with a TV screen on top of it. Billy: What do you mean your dad doesn't have contacts with the "Eek! The Cat and Terrible Thunderlizards'" syndication distributers? Oh well. It's a little rushed, but it'll have to do. Trini: Sheesh, the minute everyone knows I'm rich they think I have connections to everyone. Oh brother. Billy: Forget it. If we don't save the others, Alpha is going to teleport our bottoms away into another galaxy. C'mon. Trini: Let's morph to the others. Billy: NO, you're kidding. Trini: Cut it out, funny pimple-faced man. Billy: Tribladdertops Trini: Sabertoothed Alley-Cat SCENE IX: Trini and Billy run up to the other four rangers who are still enduring ChiaPetisHead's annoying commercials in the desert while Billy is dragging around his recently invented TV set. Trini: Hey guys, we got the bad compilation of old TV shows. Jason: It was about time. We were looking at a PBS documentary on the Chia Pet. ChiaPetisHead: I love it! Hahahahaha. Trini: You won't get away with much, you nasty fertilized creep! You can just eat my panties. And you can kiss my butt and eat me... Billy: Uh Trini... Trini: ...and then bite my butt... Billy: But you see, Trini... Trini: ...ya lily-livered... Billy: WOULD YOU SHUT UP ONE MINUTE!? The thing's not working! Trini: ...and your worthless... what? Billy: Something's wrong. Trini: Oh. Nevermind all that stuff I said then. Ahehehe... ChiaPetisHead: Nah, nah, nah, nah! You will certainly pay for all of that! Kimberly: Do something! He's about to screen last year's Chia Pet Commercial! Jason: He's headed this way and he's going to throw his TV set at us! Tommy: Gimme that. Tommy grabs Billy's TV set and throws it someplace and it makes a loud clank noise as it crashes onto the ground. Billy: Tommy, oh no! Thanks a lot, you green geek. Look what you did!! It's probably broken! Tommy: I thought it was? Jason: Listen. Mellow out! We gotta get our MegaSpitter. Otherwise, we're dead meat! Zack: Right! Zack: Power Axe! Kimberly: Power Bow! Trini: Power Daggers! Billy: Power Lance! Jason: Power Sword! Their weapons formulate the Mega-Spitter who fires laser-spit. They blast ChiaPetisHead until he falls down and begins hugging his stomach in agony and it stalls Billy some time to fix his TV box. ChiaPetisHead: Ouch-i-wawa! That stings. Jason: I think we've bought ourselves at least two minutes. Now hurry it up, Billy. Billy: Oh look. Silly me... Its batteries, they were put in backwards. Zack: Nice goin', genius. You can build an A-bomb, but you can't put the batteries in right? DO YOU KNOW WE COULD'VE BEEN PULVERIZED!?! Trini: If we don't shut up, we will! Billy: Get out of my face, Tommy. It should work now! Billy opens the box of his TV set, revealing two colorized batteries manufactured by apparently no one which he turns upside down. Suddenly, after inhaling too fast its own junk and watching two hours of poor, slow-paced, low-cost, boring television shows, Trashosaurus' mind goes back to normal and Trashosaurus goes down to take a nap, the same went for BarneyZord. SCENE X: Lord Bread slams his glowing-red fist into his balcony case. Lord Bread: No! IT CAN'T BE! Those nerds! I've had enough!! I'll fix it so they never have access to their garbage again! Goldar: Hold it! If Rita was SO dumb, how come you're imitating something she did in "Green With Vomit, Part 4?" Lord Bread: Shh! If you tell them, they'll remember! Goldar: Oh right. Hahahaha, let's see them get out of this one! Lord Bread: I'm gonna strip them of their power Zords, then throw them in that fiery pit of hell again! Hahahaha! Baboo and Squatt are looking on everything behind two peepholes in a wall. Baboo: Someday, someone's gonna strip him of his powers and he's not gonna take it so swell. SCENE XI: The ground begins to split open beneath the rangers, and the wide open hole sucks their Zords into that fiery pit of boiling fire that destroys the zords. Jason: Oh no, not again! Zack: Not what again? Jason: Not only is Lord Bread ripping off a plot from last year, but he's gonna make us start scrambling on the ground again. Kimberly: Snap out of it!! Look! Our zords are losing it! Tommy: I thought they already have. Kimberly: Silly boy, I'M TALKING ABOUT THEIR POWER. They're falling! They're, they're totalled! Jason: Oh brother. Not that line again. SCENE XII: In the command center... Zordon and Alpha witness the downfall of the zords. Zordon: All right, Alpha, I want you to do something right for a change. Alpha's head is continuously spinning in a circle.. Alpha: Aye yi yi yi yi! Zordon: Would you stop that? Alpha: Sorry. It's that ol' bug again. Zordon: Just be quiet and do what I say. First, grab the zords and throw them in their hiding place; then, get as much energy from them as you can so you can give it to THE NEW BlunderZords. Gawd, their power is awesome. Alpha: Get off it! They look like they were failed FORD Automobile plans and five walking trash cans. SCENE XIII: Jason: Tommy, get a quick mind. Tommy: Why? Jason: Why?! Lord Bread could be gunning for your zord next! Tommy: Right. I'll go get it back to its hiding place. Done. Jason: That was quick. Tommy: You said to get a quick mind. Jason: Ugh, why do I even bother? SCENE XIV: Lord Bread: Now for the end of the Pathetic Rangers TV show! Grow, you worthless ChiaPetisHead! Grow! Lord Bread throws some baseball with a chain down to ChiaPetisHead, who catches it, fumbles it around until he drops it, and when it explodes, it makes himself bigger. Jason: Great, now what do we do? With him big, we can't just conveniently ask for DinoJunk Power. Billy: Why don't we teleport, donkey-face? Jason: Urrrrrr, I hate it when you're one step ahead of me. Billy: Then you hate me all the time, 'cause I always am. Jason: I'm gonna kill ya! Kimberly: Wait a minute, Geronimo. We've gotta talk to fish-head in the command center. Trini: Right! SCENE XV: In the command center... The rangers teleport without their helmets on--again (a convenience that they're normally not suppose to be able to have). Zordon: Uhhh, I am really getting angry with you six always without your helmet on. Jason: I refuse to wear this thing until you puncture some nose holes. Zordon: All right, all right. Maybe in September. Anywho, let me make this short, we've crashed your old zords so we could extract the power and give them to the BlunderZords. You can use them now. Tommy, we figured you're too stupid and dorky to handle a BlunderZord, so you don't get one. Tommy: WHAT?!? Jason: Maybe next time you'll think before you call upon the BarneyZord. Tommy: Ugh. I just have to stand here and watch you gloat? Jason: Sure, it'll be great! I mean uhh, aww man, well we'll see you later. Alpha: I'll try to give you more power; but that means didly squat while ChiaPetisHead is giving everyone heartattacks with his ChiaPet commercials. So, go out there and blast him. Tommy: I am perhaps the smartest, most resourceful ranger you've got and I'M the one with no BlunderZord??? I'm thinking about having a nice little VIOLENT chat with Haim Saban. Alpha: That's nice, honey. But in the meantime, you mean virtually nothing to us, so why don't you just take your coin and your communicator and get out. Tommy: Hey, I'm still a ranger! Alpha: Yeah, sure. Whatever. SCENE XVI: Later, the Rangers return to where ChiaPetisHead is whistling snow to make the old Zords do his bidding when... Jason: Let's do it guys! Zack: Majormess/Cowardly Lion BlunderZord Power is what I want, heh-heh. Kimberly: Pterodorky/TiredBird BlunderZord Power Billy: Tribladdertops/Acorn BlunderZord Power Trini: Sabertoothed Alley-Cat/Muffin BlunderZord Power Jason: Trashosaurus/Red-Spinal Column BlunderZord Power Suddenly, the old zords mold into a new breed of zords that look like organs and spinal columns. The Rangers then magically appear inside the little bubble smack-dab in the middle of the BlunderHeapaJunkaMegaZord, which looks like a giant samurai robot. Jason: All right! Where's the seats? Zack: Uh, unfortunately, now that we've turned into the big zord, there are no seats. Jason: What?! This stinks! You mean we stand all this time? Billy: Don't look at me. It's Zordon who is too cheap to come up with something good! Kimberly: Either that, or Saban exceeded the budget trying to come up with new footage from "Die Stooges." ChiaPetisHead produces several Chia-Pet bombs that he keep throwing at the Pathetic Rangers' new zords. The BlunderZords can't keep balance and keep crashing into things, producing massive sparks, explosions and the entire zord begins to nearly fall apart. Inside the cockpit of the zord, all the walls are spewing out electrical sparks and the lights are dimming and brightening over and over again. Jason: What is with this dumb machine anyway? Jason slams his fist on the control panel, then it breaks and it starts spewing out sparks of electricity. Another control panel springs out with red and blue wires attatched to it spewing out sparks of electricity. Kimberly: I think we're finding out why they call 'em BlunderZords. Billy: Obviously, this thing is going to beat the monster in a very clumsy, disastrous way. Jason grabs one of the control sticks and it breaks off with the wires on the bottom and more sparks spew out of the control panel. Jason kicks his leg in a control panel below which causes fire to erupt from out of it and sprinklers on top the ceiling inside the BlunderHeapaJunkaMegaZord begin to shower water everywhere, causing more sparks to spew out. Conclusively, Jason grabs a fire extinguisher and puts out the flames; Billy turns off the sprinklers; Trini and Zack shove the control panels back on and Kimberly glues the control sticks back into their sockets. ChiaPetisHead is gut-busting with laughter at the BlunderZords. Jason: Hey! What are you laughing at?! ChiaPetisHead: I could take you out right here and now. But I want to see you in an awkwardly humiliating position first, you weenies! Dripping wet, the Pathetic Rangers try to maintain some kind of balance in the "rad" new zords. They eventually get the BlunderHeapaJunkaMegaZord back on track to finally destroy ChiaPetisHead with their new BlunderSavor sword that lights up with a yellow laser beam that slashes the monster out of existence. SCENE XVII: At Lord Bread's palace... Lord Bread: Aaaaagh!! I thought that since I was more repulsive than Rita and this was the season premiere that I'd win! You are a bunch of stupid, wheel-headed sheep! Finster: If you had let me make a monster for you instead of confining me to bake bread, it would've worked. Lord Bread: Oh shut up! I'm threw with your cutesy-wootsey, "Casper" style monsters! Finster: All right. But you asked for it. Lord Bread: Oh yeah, like you can talk. With your crapped-up resum‚ of not having a SINGLE monster triumph! Goldar: You failed miserably. Lord Bread: I did not! YOU!! You fools did this, you! I aughta slap you all onto another planet!! One day, you Pathetic Rangers will be snacking on your own teeth! You just wait and see! SCENE XVIII: In the command center... Zordon: You have shown great courage. Jason: Not really. Once we got our heads on straight, everything turned out okay. Zack: Hey listen, egocentric masochist, I didn't quite enjoy that eternal beating I took through three episodes by some irritating endorser for an even more useless product! That was not a cruise trip. Jason: But look what we get? We get new zords! And lots and lots of praise! Zack: Again, as I said in the first episode: Whoopty-Doo. Billy: Speaking of which, whatever happened to Rita? Zordon: Behold the... All Rangers: SHUT UP! They look at the viewing globe, displaying Rita sitting in the dark toilet singing with a black cloud obviously covering her face because it isn't the real Rita. Rita (singing): Sixty-five thousand, one hundred and twenty five bottles of slime on the wall, Sixty-five thousand, one hundred and twenty five bottles of slime. Take one down, and pass 'em around... All rangers start laughing hysterically until they start coughing and choking. Zordon (making fun while singing): Ninety-nine bottles of slime on the wall, blah blah blah blah blah... Zack: Geez. Seems like they've try everything to hide this fake Rita's face besides putting a graphical blot around it. Billy: Looks like I better stop that race from becoming a case for Jacoby and Meyers. Jason: Can we just skip this race scene? It was a lame side-plot to begin with, it's not getting any better. Tommy: Yeah, let's just take it for granted we won the race like we always do. Jason: Yeah, we used up so much money on this dumb show we don't have enough to pay Bulk and Skull this week. Kimberly: Eh, they'll stick around because it's the only job they've ever had. THE END (C) 1994 Artist Bros. Enterprises IN FALL OF PATHETIC RANGERS... New bathrooms, new surprises, new monsters, new characters, new hairdos, new garbage, new everything. In fact, it's so new we don't even know what it 'tis! Why, you'll be so confused, you won't know this show from "Family Matters" unless you looked at the title on the theme song!! Just stay tuned this fall, because Billy might finally be able to see without his glasses. Will he scream when he finally sees his own face not blurred? Find out, in the second season of the Pathetic Rangers... (Will not be seen for another 5 weeks). Note: The following preview was made in July's special edition of Mighty Weenie Pathetic Rangers.