Directed by: David Yost as "Billy" Artist Bros. Enterprises Presents: Mighty Weenie Pathetic Rangers "The Green Steam" Parody of, "The Green Dream" SCENE I: We pan to Lord Bread cussing again. Goldar: Hi there, Bread. Bread: OOO WHAT DO YOU WANT!?!?!?! Goldar: I am running out of ways to begin each parody. Bread: How about I explain my plan to rid us of those pesky rangers? Goldar: That sounds like fun. Bread: Well, we'll soon find out, watch this. PREVIOUSLY ON "MIGHTY WEENIE PATHETIC RANGERS" Tommy is next to his locker standing still when Kimberly walks up to him with a concerned face. Kimberly: Hi there, Tommy. Tommy: Uh, hi. Kimberly: What's the matter with you? Is it what I'm wearing? Tommy: Yeah; and the fact I've been having these strange dreams. Kimberly: Well I couldn't care less. ----- Goldar pauses the videotape. Goldar: Huh? Lord Bread: I added that so that I wouldn't throw-up after watching this. ----- Tommy: Thanks, Kim. Kimberly: Well anyway, what is it? Tommy: It's the DREAM THAT I LOST MY POWERS! Kimberly: Shhhhh!!! Tommy: Oh brother. Well, first, I'm sleeping in my bed, and then a muddie grabs me by the chest and then socks me in the face. Then, he steals my pants, takes my pathetic morpher, and rinses it down the sink and turns on the garbage disposal. And then, I'm kissing Cindy Crawford, after that, she takes off her mask, and I find out I was kissing Joe Pesci! Kimberly: I told you not to eat those Ho-Ho's before going to sleep. Tommy: Don't be stupid, Kimberly. Kimberly: That's all I know how to do. Tommy: It seemed so real. I felt that it was actually happening. The screen freezes, and Billy walks into the set with a tuxedo on and a microphone. Billy: Good evening, folks. Is Tommy going to lose his power again? Or is Tommy nervous because of eating too many undone hot dogs? How do you know? Is Bulk going to find out who the Pathetic Rangers are? Or is he just on an insane investigation due to a shortage of things to do? Did I interrupt the beginning of this show of where Bulk and Skull are given an assignment to do an essay on whatever they want? To find out, call 1-600-55-POWER to find out anything about the Pathetic Rangers. All you pay is $10.65 for each additional minute. And now, back to another ridiculously lousy episode of the Pathetic Rangers. Kimberly: Don't worry Tommy, you'll probably get stripped again. Tommy: Oh you're real comforting. Kimberly: Yeah, well I'm late for class trying to comfort you, you want to talk to someone, talk to Zack. Tommy: Thanks a lot, Kim. ***** Bread: Did you hear that? Goldar: Sort of, I was clipping my toenails. Bread: You, disgusting. Baboo: What do you plan to do, Bread? Bread: Get me some gravy. Ahh, better. I'm going to have Goldar kidnap Tommy, poke his ribcage with my wooden X stick, and after that, he's going to do what I say at all times, including steal the Weenie of Darkness!! Goldar: Great plan, Bread. Bread: YOU ARE TO CALL ME *LORD* BREAD AT ALL TIMES! Goldar: Y-y-yess sir. Anyway, this sounds like a swell plan and all, but didn't we do this last season in Green With Vomit? Bread: That's it, I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU! I am going to put a spell on you so that anytime someone says that word {he holds up his book of spells} you will have a ballet tutu on and gold hair. Goldar: Oh gross. Bread: So don't act stupid again! Otherwise, you'll be forced to make a guest appearance on Barney and Idiots. Now then, let's get this plan underway. SCENE II: Billy is sitting at a table in Ernie's Junk Food Bar demonstrating some new gadget he created to Trini and Kimberly. Billy: ...and so, I just created this gadget that has no external value in the real world of science, other than to prove I can make something nobody needs. Trini: Gee, what is it? Billy: It's a colipto-peene-wawa-toobene-farnfee-backabona-beene-bapa-stuffer- eelestoof. Jason: In english? Billy: Signal scrambler. I think it'll need use in about, now. [Long pause] Bulk walks in with wired up Skull, Bulk has this signal catcher that lights up red whenever its target is found. Billy: Bulk, Skull, you're late, what gives here? Bulk: What are you? The director? Billy: Says so at the beginning of the episode. Bulk: Oh gawd. Billy: Yep, and you clowns are late, don't let it happen again, or I'll fire you. Bulk: Well anyway, I just found out who the Pathetic Rangers are. Billy: How? Bulk: This thing has been beeping red forever, the closer I get to this table, hmmmm. Ah HA! Billy: Haven't you considered taking up transporting nuclear waste or maybe high explosives? Bulk: THE PATHETIC RANGERS ARE TOM... Billy presses the button on his new useless gadget. Ernie walks in. Bulk: Ernie? Everyone throws pies at Bulk. Bulk: Agh! Ahhh!!! Trini: Ernie, you wear the same thing. Ernie: I know, ever since the second episode, there's a new dress code for me. I am only allowed to wear this shirt and these pants. Trini: Hey Boxhead [Kimberly], I think you know why he said that. Kimberly: Oh yeah, sure. Tommy: What about me? My powers are gone. Jason: You wish. Tommy: Jason!!!! Jason: Nevermind. Tommy: I don't appreciate your attitude, if I lose my powers, I just may be interviewed with Don Lather of NBC News, and expose who you five goons are. Kimberly: Be nice, Jase. Jason: I hate it when I have to be. Tommy: Hey look, I'm gonna wonder off to No-Man's-Land and get beat up. So long. Billy: Tommy baby, honey, sweetheart. Tommy: Huh? Billy: Not that: You have to leave to go collecting flies, reciting Mary Had A Little Lamb, just not "to get beat up." We'll do lunch later. David Yost goes back to his director seat and sits on a whoopie cushion. David: I demand to know who put this whoopie cushion on my seat!!! Trini: Sorry Billy. David: Let's just go back to the shoot! Tommy: Anyway, I'll see you guys later. Kimberly: Hopefully, MUCH later. SCENE III: Tommy is driving when a pod of muddies jump all over Tommy's car and then stop it as one Muddie punches the window out and drags Tommy out of the car. One Muddie straps him to the hood while another takes several punches to his stomach. Tommy: This is brutal, HEY MUDDIES! THIS ISN'T NYPD BLUE! They continue punching. Tommy: Hey, lay off! [POW!] Chill out [SMACK!] Get a life! [KLAMP!] Go for it! The muddies drag him to a tree then teleports him back to Goldar's playroom. Tommy: Oh not you again! Goldar: Yes, it's me, I am finally employed, oh but just don't tell Bread I said that. Tommy: You're just a suck-up. Goldar: Yes I am, a suck-up who can make you start seeing several invinsible pictures of Roseanne in a wet bikini. Tommy: Now what do you want, Goldilocks!?! Goldar: NO! Suddenly, Goldar is dressed in a tutu with gold curls on his head. Goldar: Eww!! Tommy: Ha ha ha ha. Goldar slams his fist into Tommy's tummy. Tommy: [PUNCH!] OO! Goldar: No one laughs at me! Especially a weak, puny, pathetic, skimpy little shrimp! Tommy: Man, do you think I'm the Bionic Man? Goldar: No, just someone who can take incredible amounts of pain. Tommy: Oh yeah? Well I am a human being [violins], I breathe. Do I not bleed when you prick me? Do I not matter? It's not fair {tears} I, I, love my father, don't send me to the orphanage. Goldar: Give me a break. Get up. Tommy: Fine, I do have my dignity. Goldar: Muddies, go away, we have no use for you. Tommy: Well what do you want anyway? Goldar: Your mind! Hahahahaaha, once I've drained you of your brain power, you will steal the Weenie of Darkness and bring it directly to me. Hahahaha, hmm, what's this? Tommy: That's my text book, ya beach-ball head. Goldar: Lord Bread'll like this. Tommy: It's about Lebanon's villiage idiot. Goldar: Really, this will be fascinating to Lord Bread. Tommy: Yeah, seeing is his brain is exposed for all the world to see. Goldar: Don't you DARE talk about my emporer like that; although, he is kinda pushy. Bread: I HEARD THAT! Goldar: Ugh, anyway, you're going to be Bread's slave. Tommy: I am tired of being under spells, first Rita, now Bread? Goldar: Hey, join the club. Let's get this over with. Goldar puts him in the trans. Tommy (In a dead voice): I will do whatever you say, oh master. Do you want a balogna sandwich? I can do that for you, oh master. Goldar: Yes, go down to Zordon's tent of stupidity and give me the Weenie of Darkness. Tommy: Tommy likes Goldar, will get soon, sir. Duhh. While Tommy is off patrolling for Zordon's toys, Goldar opens Tommy's duffo bag and finds a bunch of merchandise. Goldar: Oooh, looky here, this is a gold watch, and a wallet, Bread would like this. SCENE IV: We take a quick pull-out from Lord Bread's sweaty Goggles. Bread: WHAT!?!?!? YOU BROUGHT ME A BUNCH OF VALUELESS JUNK!?!?! Goldar: Sorry, sir. Bread: I only wanted his picture book. Goldar: Why? Trying to learn to read? Bread: NO! I already know how to read, it says here [Reading Slowly] Thee... Waaarrrr-eee-orrr... Ro, Ro, Robbbbbooh, Ddddolt, Is thee mmm, most powerful, cre-a-tour. Goldar: Billy's going to take his bullhorn and yell at your ear your lines if you don't get it straight. So, our new monster is Robodolt, he's a cool warrior, he just sometimes forgets things. Bread: He sounds real reliable, well, as long as I have a sure fire way to strip Tommy of his power, I've already got an ace in the hole. Goldar: How? According to Zordon, he's stupid and disposible. Bread: That's true, but Tom's gonna feel really bad about being crap-canned again, so he just might blab the rangers' identities. (PAUSE) Both: NAWW!! Bread: Time for RoboDolt! Hahahaha. SCENE V: Tommy is shoving and laughing in Ernie's Junk Food Bar in the hall with the other rangers. Tommy: Hey guys. Jason: Hi, you're looking mighty, daper today. Tommy: Fine! The rangers' communicators beeped. Jason: Yeah? Tommy: Oh that's real professional. Jason just then turns on the communicator. Jason: Shut up! Zordon: What?! Jason: TO Tommy, TO TOMMY. Zordon: Oh. We have a serious problem underhand. Trini: Gee, why else would he beep us? Zordon: Don't be obnoxious, Trini. Trini: Can't we go one episode without Zordon? Jason: Sure, then get blown to bits by Bread's stupid monsters. Zordon: Stupid is the word, come, and I will show you. SCENE VI: In the command center... Jason: What's up? Zordon: Well... Alpha: AYE YI YI YI YI! Jason slaps Alpha on the head. Jason: What is it? Zordon: It is RoboDolt, he's a lean, mean, Goating machine. Kimberly: It's a goat, what'll they think up next? The flying monkey? Billy: Need I remind you, that was Frymaker. Kimberly: Gawd, we've used everything there is. Zordon: Yes, irony never ceases to amaze me. Anyway, his big weakness has a great deal to do with the next cyllable in his name. Trini: This is really goofy. Zordon: So is he, seeing is he and Goldar combined have the IQ rating of a raisin. Tommy: Can I have the almighty and powerful Weenie of Darkness? My baby-brother needs a bath toy. Zordon: Absolutely NOT! Tommy: Oh, well in that case, can I have the Weenie of Darkness? My mother needs a spatula. Billy: You can't think up a line if it was sucked out your anus with a vacuum cleaner. Tommy: Alright, FINE! CAN I HAVE THE WEENIE OF DARKNESS!?!?! Zordon: Well, sure, if you have a good reason. Kimberly: C'mon, I've been waiting forever to morph. Tommy: Well, uhhh, my powers are weak, I might need it to help energize me. Zordon: That's believable. Trini: Oh gawd, you are so gullable. Zordon: For that comment, you get to be the decoy of the show. Trini: Oh brother, FINE! All the rangers stick their hands inside the control console and suddenly Tommy is holding a plastic glow-in-the-dark sword. Tommy: Thanks, SUCKERS! HAHAHAHAHAHA Tommy blinks away. Jason: That's it, I'm gonna beat his face in. Billy: I knew he was a big fake. Well, now that traitor faker is gone, wanna, roll around in the barn, and have some hanky panky go on in the moonlight? Kimberly: Offer is tempting, but as lifetime slaves to Zordon, we've gotta morph first. Billy: Ooooo, I can't wait. Jason: Ah hem, was this is the script you so finely directed? Billy: Uh yes [Billy whips out the script and writes in a page then puts it away]. See? Jason: Oh ugh! Zordon: Wait a minute, Behold the Viewing globe. Jason: What for? Zordon: You'll find out. Alpha, pop in the videotape. Alpha is seen bent over turned off. Zordon: Alpha? Kimberly: Jason smacked Alpha so hard, he konked off. Zordon: What a piece of trash. Trini, flip him back to consciousness. Trini turns him back on. Zordon: Better. Alpha: Oh, hello? How long have I been asleep? Trini: Long enough not to know which monster is gunning for us today. Alpha: Aye yi yi yi yi. Zordon: Why don't you make yourself useful and turn on the viewing globe? Alpha: Yes, sir. SCENE VII: Tommy drones back to Goldar. Tommy: I have done my mission, oh master. Goldar: What, no nachos? Oh well, wake up, fool! Tommy: ... you won't get away with this, I'll never turn on my friends and give you the Weenie of Darkness, so why don't you just give it up? Goldar: Stop your yap'n, I already stole it. Tommy: You, you what? Goldar: Yes, and on top of it, I've rigged it so it will just drain you of your powers by every episode, then maybe we can replace you with Ryan from V.R. Troopers. Tommy: Aww no! Goldar: Oh yes, Now get out of my face. Tommy: But he's a sissy! Goldar bannishes Tommy away from his dark dimension and Tommy is left standing in the park where he was before the Muddies showed up to kidnap him. Tommy: Wait a minute, you can't do that to me; you can't just throw me out. Oh well, I guess I'll just have to morph here. Tommy: DragonFly SCENE VIII: Tommy is standing there in the Japanese Stock footage in the open, sandy plain. Tommy: Gee, what do I do now? AB Writers: Look for the sword, stupid. Tommy: Oh gee, thanks. Tommy goes racing through fire, then threw World War I, and then threw rivers. Tommy: Hey guys, I'm not Lassie, stop switching the scenery. Tommy keeps running until he hits the Weenie of Darkness, he picks it up from out of a rock. RoboDolt: Oh weenie ranger! Tommy: That's my name, don't wear it out! RoboDolt: Hahaha, well ya know what? Do ya know what I'm gonna do? Tommy: No, what? RoboDolt: I'm gonna -- . . . uh -- uh, I'm gonna.... Tommy: Steal the sword? RoboDolt: Yeah, yeah, that's it, steal the sword, HAHAHAHAHAHA! Tommy's sword turns into a wooden stick and in RoboDolt's hands is the Weenie Sword and laughter emerges from RoboDolt until he drops the sword. RoboDolt: Ooops. Tommy hits his hand on his head shaking his head in disgrace. RoboDolt: I need a little work, okay? Now! My revenge is near, hahahaha! You will be. . . uhh -- uhh . . . you'll be -- then I'll uh... Tommy: Fight me? RoboDolt: Yeah, yeah, that's it, I was gonna... uh, what was that again? Tommy: Just fight, stupid! RoboDolt: I see, my brilliance has belittled your confidence! Tommy: No, I just got a 92 percent increase, AYE YA! SEET! Tommy keeps fighting and fighting until RoboDolt picks up Tommy. RoboDolt: Hahahaha, now I will, I'll then I'll uh... I am going to... Tommy: Throw me over the horizon? RoboDolt: Yeah, yeah, that's it... I'll... Tommy gets up. Tommy: I'll do it myself! Tommy throws himself down a deep hill and starts twitching and fretting. Tommy: Ahhh, uhhh, I feel weak, my powers are going. AHhh!! SCENE IX: Kimberly: Okay, Jase, it's time to morph now. Jason: Hold on, I'll be outta the bathroom in a jiffy. Okay, IT'S MORPHIN' TIME! Zack: Majormess Kimberly: Pterydorky Billy: Tribladdertops Trini: Sabretoothed-Alley Cat Jason: Trashosaurus SCENE X: The rangers meet RoboDolt. RoboDolt: Hi there, you stoopid rangers! Prepare to... Be prepared for me to, ah... Uhhh... Jason: Beat us up? RoboDolt: Oh yeah, sure. A little too fast for ya, huh? Intimidated by my fast-paced actions! Jason: Just shut up, you stupid goatfaced dweeb. RoboDolt: Just for that, you will recieve a little punishment!! Billy: Hey, what's going on here, this wasn't in the script! Zack: Neither was I, but I'm not complaining. The ground splits up and four of the side-rangers (Zack, Billy, Trini and Kimberly) fall in. Jason: No! Bring em back, you goatcheese wigwam butt! RoboDolt: Didn't your mother tell you to be polite?! Jason: Yeah, did yours?!!? RoboDolt: That's it! I'm gonna go and... and uhh... Jason: Do battle? RoboDolt: Yeah, that's it, I was gonna... RoboDolt charges after Jason, who then sticks his leg and and RoboDolt trips and slams his face into the sandy, rocky, hard ground. RoboDolt: Ow. Ouch. Uww, Oww. That hurrt. AHHHHH!!! YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT! Jason: I'm going to get that Weenie Sword if I have to roast your hiney for it! Meanwhile... Tommy is still stuck on the mountain, still slipping, losing his powers... Tommy: Hello? S.O.S. Help. Lamer friends. Looks like I'll have to pull myself together again. ======== Jason is, meanwhile, doing battle with RoboDolt, Jason gets out his power sword. RoboDolt: Prepare to meet your doom, ah--umm, now what was... Jason turns his sword upside down and rests on it causually. Jason: Red Ranger? DoboDolt: Ah, yeah--yeah, that's it. Red, WHOMP! Jason comes out of the air and blasts him. Jason: Hey, look! There's that Urkel kid from Family Matters! RoboDolt: Where? Jason socks RoboDolt twice in the stomach and snatches back the Weenie of Darkness. RoboDolt: This can't be! Why, you sniveling nasty repugnant human. Jason: You can call me a walrus face, but I have the swo-ard; NYEAH! Now to bring back my friends! Jason brings them back. Billy: Took you long enough. Jason: Just be quiet and be of some use and help? Zack: Okay. Kimberly: Well, fortunately we could breathe. Bread: OOooo, he thinks he can bring back his friends that easily? Let's see how to survive it when I make him grow! Hahahahah, hmmm, I think I'll use my baseball this time. Goldar: Why? Bread: If I use the banana peel, his brains might overload and explode, and then there'll be a big mess all over the set. Goldar: Point noted. Jason: We need BlunderHeapaJunkaMegaZord power now! Zack: Majormess-Cowardly Lion BlunderZord Power is what I want! heh-heh Kimberly: Pterydorky-TiredBird BlunderZord power! Billy: Tribladdertops-Acorn BlunderZord power! Trini: Sabretoothed-Alley Cat-Lipton Tea BlunderZord Power! Jason: Trashosaurus-Red Dragon Liver BlunderZord power! Zack: This is beginning to get monotness. They crash together again in this ridiculously long and uninteresting manner with this lousy singer singing along with this crappy double-remade music. Jason: Oh gawd! The stereo system on this zord SUX! Kimberly: Well if you keep bagging on Zordon's new CD's, he might just take your pathetic coin. Jason: In that case, this music is so riveting, only the best. Trini: Can we get back to the point? Jason: Ummm right, let's kick-butt! RoboDolt: Oh I see, you dare challenge RoboDolt? Jason: Uhh, that's a name I wouldn't be so proud of. RoboDolt: My name is very suiting. Jason: You got that right. RoboDolt: Take this! RoboDolt throws his body on top the BlunderHeapaJunka... well you know, then he takes his leather whip and starts whipping the MegaZord until it starts rusting and flashing around. Jason: OH NO! WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS STUPID MACHINE!?!?! Jason kicks the control panels with his foot below the stand and then a window opens and a cannon blows up. Zack, then, grabs the controls and breaks off one of them. Billy: Oh no! What's going on?!?! Kimberly: WE NEED HELP! Trini: Help, ahhh!! RoboDolt: This will maybe teach you Pathetic Babies that it's not nice to mess with the supreme... uhhh, surpreme... uhhh. Jason: Fighter? RoboDolt: Uhh, yeah, yeah, that's it. Hahhahahaha! ALL: AHHH! UGH! HELP! Kimberly: I knew Zordon should've installed seats and seatbelts! The rangers go flipping around in their thing identically to that old Disney Cartoon of when Mickey, Goofy and Donald where in that trailer, sliding from one end to another while there are these huge explosions behind them. Jason: Oh NOOO! Zack: I think I'm gonna be sick! Trini: Told you not to eat that hairy M&M before morphing. Billy: We need help! Tommy! Help!!! Jason: Aww man, I don't think we can last any much longer! RoboDolt: Ha ha ha ha ha ha!! .........off in the horizon of "No-man's land." Tommy: Oh, now I get a part, I've just been sitting here draining. I have half a mind to not save those goons' lousy, sagging butts. AB Writers: I'm sorry Tom, I'm sorry that you talk like you actually have a choice. Tommy: Oh sure, Tommy doesn't need his powers, he can rot away to be an old bum. Well I'm not going to take it! I am going to complain, and sue, and yell and fuss about this. No sirreee bob, I'm not taking it sitting down, not this time. AB Writers: Just shut up and do the script before we fire you. Tommy: Yes, sirs. Let's see here. Okay, I can't believe this is happening. [Long Pause] Sure I can, let me see, I'm going to try to get BarneyZord to help, if I can. Tommy gets his flute and tries to play it to summons BarneyZord. Tommy: What?? Off key? C'mon! Tommy tries again. Meanwhile, The rangers are still being tossed around like a fresh tossed salad. Billy: This is getting annoying. Zack throws up all over the controls and then fire starts emerging, and the lights go dim and then back again, then BlunderZord goes crashing and walking clumsily around the place, crashing. RoboDolt: Hahahaha, this is fun! Goodbye rangers, HAHAHAHA! TAKE THIS! RoboDolt throws an energy bolt at the rangers and the rangers start to get turned upside down! Jason: I am SICK and TIRED of this, I am NOT going to wait around for Tommy while this tapioca-brained, cream-cheese dolt turns us into a chinese food entre!! I am going to get the BlunderSword! RoboDolt: No wait a minute, this is just a big misunderstanding! NO, WAIT!! CEASE! Jason destroys the monster. The screen fades off with the awfully written double re-made theme song playing. Jason: Wait a minute, I wanna say a few words {Fade in}. I have to mention, that this was by far, one of the WORST episodes of Pathetic Rangers I have had the misfortune to act in. First off the bat, I had to fight Mr. Plastic Brain, then Zack threw up all over my right boot and the control panel, I was subjected to this lousy, stupid, disgusting music, and this plot reeks. Plus, Billy directed, and I had to buy him lunch. And it's also getting pretty tiresome to have to transform our old zords to the BlunderZord. Billy: This was a great episode, nobody split me apart from Kim; I didn't have to talk to Zack, he didn't talk to me.. Zack: I didn't say anything, period! Billy: Yeah, isn't that great? And I directed, and if we off Tommy again, I'll have Kim all to myself. Ahh, life is good. Oh, by the way, the reason Kimberly didn't get much play is because I was busy unclogging her pipes. Jason: Lovely, Bill. But lets go to a commercial before the readers hurl. Billy: Oh yeah, and before you do, don't ever call me Bill again. (Fade Out) SCENE XI: Tommy is sitting down on the Angel Grave High School hallway steps afterschool whining about his powers with Kimberly and Jason. Tommy: Gosh guys, I am history, I don't think I'm gonna make it. Jason: Too bad. Tommy: Huh? Kimberly: Don't worry, you're worthless, it was gonna happen anyway. Hey, stop sitting so close, your zit is talking to me. Tommy: Gee Kim, you really know how to ruin a sentimental moment. What am I gonna do? Jason: Yeah, what are we gonna do? THE END?? (C) 1994 Artist Bros. Enterprises NEXT TIME ON THE PATHETIC RANGERS... Dragged by gunpoint from an outrageously annoying news reporter, the rangers unwillingly decided to help clean-up the dive named Angel Grave that they had previously cleaned about 4 months ago! Dane: UH yes, this young man has decided to be interviewed. Zack: Uhh, yeah. Ahehehehe. Sure. I'm Zack Taylor. Goodbye. Dane: Oh please, please, Zack. Why are you doing this? Zack: Uhhh, well.... Jason: We were bein' payed to do this 'cause I was really headed for the arcade. Trini: I can see by your stupidity that the lights aren't all on upstairs. Jason: Well it's the truth. Zack: Duh... Ahhh; nah, he's just chillin'. See, there are a lot of bad apples out there that don't care about the city. Trini bumps against Zack and an spray-paint aerosal can falls out Zack's pocket and Zack immediately shoves his hand in front of the camera lense. Zack: GET THAT CAMERA OUT OF MY FACE, MAN!! ...Lord Bread--who (just like fanatical enviornmentalists) believes that all the world should be a great big dumpster--decides to come up with an ugly pachyderm whose vanity and spray-paintings all over his body help aid him in his temper tantrums that help him destroy the PATHETIC RANGERS and kidnap constant power-drainer Tommy! Pretty complex, huh? Trini: Hey, what do you think you're doing? OctoTantrum: I'm crappin' up this good-for-nothin' city! Trini: Well CUT IT OUT! Jason: Yeah, who do you think you are? Kimberly: And what have you done with Tommy? OctoTantrum: I'm not tellin'! Let's just say Tommy is havin' a red-hot time! Billy: Let him go, you over-grown pachyderm! OctoTantrum: Go ta hell! Hahahaha! Can the rangers dispose of this walking vandal example? Is it true that Jason is jock who is all brawn and no brains? Will Lord Bread endanger our FCC license by torturing Tommy 'till he bleeds? Do you have an urge to shoot me? Find out on the NEXT Episode of the Pathetic Rangers!