Billy: A few words, before this parody begins. What you are about to witness is an expressed example of poor writing of three different juggled side-plots. It is likely that we are going to do our absolute worst to entertain you, and that you will probably want to throw your old smelly boot at the computer screen. Thank you. And now, Mighty Weenie Pathetic Rangers. Artist Bros. Enterprises Presents: Mighty Weenie Pathetic Rangers "Green Slave No More, Part I" Parody of, "Green No More, Part I" SCENE I: Tommy is dribbling his basketball with Kimberly, who's checking her makeup outside the parking lot of the school on a really sunny day. Tommy: Man, I can't even play basketball that well. Tommy shoots three hoops like a professional. Tommy: And soon, I won't be a Pathetic Ranger anymore. Kimberly: Well you should be so lucky. Get a load of all the advantages: you get to date real women, you get to go out to the movies, you get to visit your parents, and you never have to suck up to Zordon anymore. Tommy: I know that, but I don't get paid unless I act like I give a damn about my stupid powers. Which were weak to begin with. Suddenly, all this lightening strikes. Kimberly: Hmmm, must be the blizzard the news people were talking about. Tommy: What blizzard? It's a sunshining day. Oh well, look at that bird. Tommy and Kimberly turn around and look at a tree while behind them is this ghost like see-threw duplicate of Tommy. See-Threw Tommy: Tommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmyy.... Kimberly: Did you hear a voice? See-threw Tommy: Ohhhh, Tommmmmmmmy..... Tommy: Must be some lamer trying to tick me off that much more. See-threw Tommy: HEY FAT-HEAD, GET YOUR SHAVED SCALP OVER HERE! Tommy: Oh, hi there. Who are you? STT: I am the Tommy from the future: the weak, unimportant, walked-all-over, peed-on, written out, sobbing, upset and totally ticked-off Tommy. Tommy: I don't like you. STT: That's the point. I'm here with a message. Tommy: Oh, well you need to go in the make-up room a little while longer, you seem to be me, 80 years later. STT: No. I'm the powerless has-been you will soon be in the next hour. See, you have one more battle to go, and I think that's all I'm here for. Oh yeah, and one more thing, I need new underwear. Tommy: But I just bought a new pair. STT: I know, I'm the future. See ya. Tommy: I hate it when your own alter-ego comes back from the future to tell you something that you can't figure out. Right? Kimberly? Kimberly is seen shaking to her walkman with earphones on her head when Tommy takes them off. Tommy: Like the band? Kimberly: OH hi Tommy. Too bad about your powers. Tommy: Stupid. You weren't listening to a word he was saying, were you? Kimberly: Hey, I get two minutes off camera and I can't even listen to my new CD? This stinks. Oh well, what were you guys talking about? Tommy: I'm unsure, but I'm gonna have to talk to Zordon to find out. Kimberly: Why? He'll just tell ya: "Get some sleep," then charge you 40 dollars for the bathroom rights. Tommy: No he won't, he doesn't need that much money. Today he's getting a paid vacation for only getting 2 scenes in this entire episode. Kimberly: Keen. SCENE II: We pan up to Lord Bread's place which has a flashing neon sign that says, "GO AWAY!" Goldar: What's with the new neon sign? Lord Bread: I want other Warlock's to get the message that I don't fool around. Goldar: Lord Bread: Hahahahaah, I have a plan so heinous, so cruel, so disgustingly evil, that it makes Atilla the Hun look like Big Bird. Goldar: Great; but would you mind filling in the readers, or for that matter, *ME* as to what it is? Lord Bread: Alright. But everytime I tell you my plan, you always screw it up. Goldar: I know, I know, sorry about that. Lord Bread: But I guess I can trust you. Goldar: You'll have to trust the AB Writers. They're the ones who write me to slash your plans. Lord Bread: Only time, and a quick commercial break, will tell what I have in store for GREEN VOMIT RANGER! SCENE III: Billy and Zack (again) are walking into school. Billy: Zack, thanks for making me wear this tank top. Maybe Tommy won't spot us. Zack: Why are we trying to ditch Tommy? Billy: I don't feel like hearing Tommy whine about losing his powers--again. Zack: Well, anyway, I don't think he comes in quite yet. Meet my gentle, well behaved cousin Curtis. Billy: Gee, he looks like you. Zack: I know.. Tee hee. Billy fips his head around and squinches his lips in annoyment and notices Curtis spinning and breakdancing and collecting cash after finishing. Billy: If he's so sweet, why is he making the students pay to see him dance? Zack: What!?!?! CURTIS! What's the big idea rippin' off the students? Curtis: Here's 50 bucks. Zack: Hey thanks, good idea, Curtis. See ya. Billy: You have no scruples, you low piece of scuz from the streets. Zack: Here's a 10. Billy: Hey, thanks. Zack hands him 10 dollars. Hunky Dude: HEY WRITERS?! Can I have a name now? AB Writers: Alright, here. Hmmm, how about Richie? Your nickname will be Weezy. Richie: Hey thanks. Billy: Could you let me in on a little secret? Richie: Yeah, sure. Billy: Are you gonna stop diggin' on Trini? It's really beginning to get disgusting. Richie: Maybe, I don't get enough airtime on this episode to spit in the grass, let alone even see her. Zack: And fortunately, Trini only gets one line this episode, tee hee. Richie: Well, I've wasted enough airtime, I guess I'll be on my way. Zack: You must meet my new cousin. Richie: New? Zack: Yeah, I order a new relative threw the Pathetic Rangers Rent-A-Relative Service when necessary. Richie: Gee, who's this dude? Zack: Curtis, meet Richie, Richie--Curtis. Curtis: Hi Richie, say uhh, you and me, we could really have something if you ahh, want. You can be the dominator. Richie: Just wanna let you know, I don't date guys. Curtis: Darn, 643rd rejection this semester. Zack: Alright, you bowl-heads, you've over-stayed your welcome, time for us to get into the act. Tommy is frantically rushing to get into the school. Tommy: Sorry I'm late, but there was a long line in Arco's bathroom. Billy: Naww, you're just in time, NOT to whine about your powers. Tommy: Wasn't thinking of it. Bulk and Skull are rolling around in toxic waste tanks when they take them off. Billy: Hmmm.. What happened? Zack: Don't even ask, whoever did it, probably had a good reason... Bulk: Can you believe what those murderous punks did to me?!?! Nasty and Lewd Black Guy: Yeah, I can. Whaddya gonna do about it, pork-chop? Bulk: RUN!!!! Billy: Hi there, my name is... Nasty and Lewd Pink Gal: Yeah, we know who you butt-dweebs are. Zack: How? N.&L.Blue G.: Because we were sent by Lord Bread... OOOPS! The Nasty and Lewd Red Guy bops the Blue one on the head and all the five Pathetic-Ranger-Color-Look-alikes start bopping each other. Tommy: Hey you goons, knock it off. You're supposed to be antagonizing US! Red: Gee, thanks for reminding me. Wanna turn to ash? Tommy: No, not really. HERE, get Stewart. Tommy yanks a nerdy guy with black outlined glasses and a pencil pocket on his shirt named Stewart out the bathroom and Red punches him in the face and steals his pants. Stewart: What I do? What I do? Yellow: Get oudda here! Tommy: Well we've got some rules here. Green: I'm aimin' to make new ones. Tommy: Yeah, then Appleweed can slug you with her belly, that would be real pleasent. All the gangsters slowly back away. Billy: Good one, for once, you were of some use. SCENE IV: In The Command Center... Alpha: AYE YI YI YI YI YI!!! Zordon: ALPHA! STOP IT! Alpha: What? Tommy: Would you like me to turn him off? Zordon: Please. Tommy shuts off Alpha. Zordon: On second thought, we need him to do an analyzing. Tommy turns him back on again. Zordon: But he is annoying. Tommy turns him off again. Zordon: But I can't work the grid myself... Tommy: Do you want him on, or off? Zordon: Gee, I don't know. Tommy: Let's just turn him on. Zordon: Why not? Tommy flickers on Alpha's cheap system circut board. Alpha: Zordon, Jesus! He's on the cross! We need the Three Wise Men to Morph! Zordon: Alpha, that was 2,000 years ago. Alpha: Oh gee. It was? Isn't this 2,000 A.D.? Zordon: You're gonna have to turn him off again, Tommy. Tommy: Okay. Tommy shuts him off and turns him back on. Alpha: Oh, hi there, Tommy. Tommy: Hi. Are you finished? Alpha: I think. Tommy: Man, you were goofing off so long, I forgot why I even came here. Alpha: Oh yes, that's why we gave you another copy of the script. Tommy opens it up. Tommy: Tommy asks Zordon what the verdict is on his powers, blah blah blah, then blah blah blah... Got it. Zordon: Very well. [LONG PAUSE] Tommy: I'm supposed to say my lines first? Zordon: Uh, yeah? Tommy: Oh okay. So Zordon [suddenly, the violin music starts] what's the verdict? Zordon: Well, sorry buddy, but ah, you're all washed up. Alpha: ...and Lord Bread's gonna hang you out to dry. Tommy (sarcastically): Gee, thanks for letting me down easy. Zordon: No prob. Tommy: So you can't reengergize me? Zordon: Not without fading off to Pluto. Tommy: And would that be all that bad? Zordon: Don't ask dumb questions out of desperation. Tommy: Oh alright. Zordon: In other words, you got one last fight, kid. And you probably won't have much to show for it. Tommy: Why? Zordon: I have no idea, wait a while, and we'll find out. SCENE V: The rangers are at the beach, again. Kimberly is scooping out seashells, kneeling next to Billy, who's wearing thin clothing, while Jason and Zack are goofing off (doing something to occupy themselves). Jason: Hey Zack, what are we doing? Zack: Beats me. Billy: So Kimberly, digging in the sand with your bare hands with that short shirt on? Oooo. Kimberly: Yeah, and why are you dressed so hunky today? Billy: Because, I'm trying to turn you on. Kimberly: Oooo, look at this funky seashell. Some ol' boot steps on Kimberly's unsuspecting hand that was trying to pick up a seashell. Kimberly: OUUUUCH!! Billy: Hey!!!! What's the big idea foolin' with my chic?! Blue: Whatcha gonna do about it, Nerdburger? Billy: Why don't we step outside? Jason: Uh, Bill . . . Billy: YEAH?!?! Jason: We >ARE< outside. Billy: Oh yeah. Blue: Wanna meet my buddies? Billy: Well I got some friends too. Jason: Hey Octopus-face. What's the big idea moving in on our style? Red: It's our beach, Moby-DICK. Jason: You wanna start some'n? Red: Yeah, I think I do. Jason: Oh yeah, now yer gonna get the smack of death! Black: OOoo, I'm shakin'. Red: Go ahead, karate kid; waste me. The Rangers rumble with the other punks when we go to Bread's scene. ===== Goldar: Are you sure this isn't a waste of time? Lord Bread: NO!!!! Gimme that. Goldar lifts up a crystal with 5 green prongs on it. Goldar: What is this green popsicle-stick-like crystal for? Lord Bread: Hahahaha, it is going to drain the 5 rangers' power and then, send down my new monster, drain Tommy to nothing, and then kidnap the rangers and seal them off from their stoopid allies! Goldar: I don't think you should've told me, you're going to recite your plan to the rangers when you torture them into your stupid cave. Lord Bread: YES! I love my SPEECH! And do you have something to SAY about it!?!?! Goldar: No, not really. SCENE VI: Lord Bread is standing next to his crystal which is standing on polished stick while Goldar's still wiping and buffing it. Little do the rangers think to know that now Lord Bread--being on Earth--is now vunerable to attack due to over mounting amounts of gloating. Lord Bread and Goldar are near a cave in some abandoned park area. Lord Bread: Ahh yes, it looks so shiney and new. Goldar: Can I stop wiping now? Lord Bread: Yes, GET UP! GO BACK TO YOUR PAINROOM! Goldar: But I'm outside, there IS no painroom. Lord Bread: Damn. Red: We beat up the rangers, what do we do now? Lord Bread: Wait for your scene. Pink: But this IS our scene. Lord Bread: Not according to this script. Now go away, shoo shoo, I have plans for you five goons later, first, to DESTROY TOMMY!! HAHAHAHAHA! SCENE VII: The rangers are in the command center. Jason: This is much better. Billy: Yeah, we didn't have to endure Zordon's curse-us-out scenes. Zordon: You mean all I do is report? Jason: Yup, and this is your last scene; better make it good. Zordon: Alright. Lord Bread is up to no good--as usual. Kimberly: No, duhh. Zack: Why'd those punks beat us up? Jason: And how come WE didn't win? Tommy: And what's Bread going to do with my powers? Kimberly: And what's his new monster up to? Zordon: Hold on, one at a time. Jason: Well? We're waiting. Zordon: Lord Bread hasn't even created him yet. Let's just take a quick flash. ----- Lord Bread: DEE HAAHAHAHAHA, IT'S TIME TO UNHATCH MY MONSTER! Burpin'-Gel Lord Bread throws his X stick at an already full-grown Burpin'-Gel, a monster who looks like a baggy-pants-wearing circus clown. Burpin'-Gel: Hahahahaahah, I'm going to destroy the Pathetic Rangers. Uh, why am I doing this again, Bread? Lord Bread: I'M PAYING YOU! BESIDES, YOU LIKE DOING THIS! Burpin'-Gel: Why don't we just leave it at you're paying me? I don't wanna be laughed at by all my muse. Lord Bread: Yeah, whatever, just go after them! Particularly Tommy! ----- Zordon: Good enough for you guys? Jason: Purrfect, we're ready to roll. Just one other thing. Zordon: What??? I thought... Zack: What does it do??? Zordon: Find out--all I know is that this monster is dangerously powerful because he stores all of his waste matter in his underpants. Kimberly: Ew!! Zordon: Are you sure you wanna go threw with this battle? Tommy: Well sure. Zordon: No really, do you wanna lose your powers, over THIS monster? Tommy: OF COURSE! I am TIRED of this plot dragging out like Kim's breasts without a bra. Kimberly: Hey!! Just 'cause we don't date doesn't mean you have to be obnoxious. Tommy: Uh, yes I do. Jason: Are you twits finished? ALL: Oh yeah, quite. Jason: (Condescending) Goodeee. IT'S MORPHIN TIME! Tommy: DragonFly Zack: Majormess Kimberly: Pterydorky Billy: Tribladdertops Trini: Sabretoothed-Alley Cat Jason: Trashosaurus Jason: Whoa! Check out that monster!! Ahhhh!!!! He's HUGE! I have NO IDEA what to do. Kimberly: How about ask for BlunderZord power? Jason: Really? Billy: Oh brother, I hope my heavyweight boxer brothers aren't watching this episode. Jason: We need DinoJunk power, now! Dah, I mean BlunderZord power NOW! Kimberly: He'll be the death in the act. Zack: Majormess-Cowardly Lion BlunderZord Power is what I want! heh-heh Kimberly: Pterydorky-TiredBird BlunderZord power! Billy: Tribladdertops-Acorn BlunderZord power! Trini: Sabretoothed-Alley Cat-Lipton Tea BlunderZord Power! Jason: Trashosaurus-Red Dragon Liver BlunderZord power! Along with Zordon's bad CD's, the BlunderZords take forever to form, and all the rangers take a nap. Burpin'-Gel: Hey lamer Rangers, WAKE UP! Tommy: Nghh!!! Hey guys, I think the BlunderZords have finally finished, go on ahead. I'll call for BarneyZord power, one last time. Jason: Fine, but ah, what good will he do? Tommy: None, the AB Writers are just ashamed they never used him about 5 episodes ago. Jason: Oh, makes sense. ADIOS!! They rumble with Burpin'-Gel, who smashes the unbuckled, unseated rangers around in their junk called BlunderZords. Kimberly: I am going to complain about this. My zord is just Jason's zords' pants! BarneyZord comes to the rescue and takes up about 9 minutes of time and just gets beat up. BlunderHeapaJunkaMegaZord crashes on his side along with BarneyZord. Burpin'-Gel: Taking a quick snooze are we? Well wake up!! Burpin'-Gel kicks the Zords in the guts and BlunderHeapaJunkaMegazord belches up the Rangers onto the ground and out of their zords onto the park. Tommy runs up to them. Zack: Man, Lord Bread's gonna pay for this! Billy: Why? Zack: I don't know. Tommy: Why? WHY?!?! AFTER WHAT WE'VE BEEN THREW, AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHY!?!?! I don't BELIEVE YOU! Jason: Just be quiet. We've got more important things to worry about like the fact I CAN'T USE MY POWER! I want SATISFACTION! Tommy: Aw man, mu powers! They're gettin' weak!! Zack: You can't punk out on us now! Zack starts lifting his finger into the air patriotically. Zack: We're the Pathetic Rangers! Tommy is just snatched off by vanishing. Kimberly: How rude. Zack: They can't do that, they can't just kidnap him. Jason: Uhh, actually, Zack, Bread can. Billy: I don't believe this, Bread has more power AND more scenes than Zordon, I'm startin' to think we should join Bread and mess up Zordon. Kimberly: Mucho bad idea, buddy. Well according to this script it says, Zip it or die. Billy: That's nice, clean and subtle. SCENE VIII: Lord Bread is sitting in his place with Goldar laughing histarically for no real reason when the monster returns, and Lord Bread jumps out of his skin, flips his head around and starts steaming red. Lord Bread: HUH!?!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?! Burpin'-Gel: Sorry Bread, I was sorta taking a leak. See, I had to go to the bathroom and... Lord Bread: DON'T HAND ME THESE LAME EXCUSES! I GAVE YOU A MISSION, AND UNTIL YOU MAKE PEANUT BUTTER OF THOSE RANGERS, I AM GOING TO THROW YOU IN FINSTER'S BAKE-O-MATIC FOR SERVING!! Burpin'-Gel: Yyyyesss sir. Lord Bread: Now get out of my face and don't come back until you've make SUSHI of those rangers! AVEC! Lord Bread throws him away. SCENE IX: In the open plain of tumbleweed and desert plants and no civilization or anything at all, Tommy is around looking at what's going on. Tommy: 'bout time I get a scene. Sheesh! I'm all alone! Young Lion Cub Simba from "The Dufas King" goes racing past Tommy then screeches to a dead halt when he finds Tommy. Simba: Hey, what are you doing in my set? Tommy: Your set? Simba: Yeah, I just got thrown into exile from three hyenas, and my old uncle, and you're mussin' up my scene, get out! Tommy: Listen, Lion-butt, get a new set, 'cause there ain't enough room for the two of us. Simba: I'm gonna have to talk to Disney about this! Tommy: Where was I? Oh yes, I'm all alone. Burpin'-Gel: Not quite! You're mine, pal! And you have no where to turn to! Hahhahahahaa! Tommy: I'm gonna take you, you over-grown beetle! Burpin'-Gel: Big talk, well take this. Tommy and the monster start fighting until Tommy's powers get sucked away and into Burpin'-Gel's Beehive-like stick. Tommy: Why do ALL you villians have sticks? Burpin'-Gel: Beats me, DON'T ask questions I have not rehearsed to respond to. Otherwise. I'll!! Tommy: Hey, you're gonna beat me up anyway, sheesh. Oh no! Burpin'-Gel swings his stick to hit Tommy in the face when Tommy ducks and starts crawling threw the bushes. Burpin'-Gel: Hey Power whimp! Get back out here! I'm not threw shredding up your limbs and humilating you on national TV! You can run, but you can't hide! Tommy hides behind a rock, sweating and scared. Tommy: Oh no! AB Writers: Shouldn't have complained about losing your powers, now you just might lose your life, bub. Tommy: Get out! You're butchering the suspense. AB Writers: Geez, write the damn thing and don't even get a line. OH well. Burpin'-Gel: Come out, you sissy! I'm gonna fix you towards your tounge is hanging down to your underpants once I find you! SCENE X: The rangers are standing around a naked tree. Jason: Are we on yet? Zack: Yeah, didn't you read? Jason: Oh, okay. Cool. Hey what's happening? Kimberly: I don't know, but it looks strange. They all disappear, and re-appear on some distant island near a creepy cave unmorphed. Kimberly: What the heck is going on? The rangers keep their heads in a direction other than Lord Bread's. Bread: Why don't you look this way instead of asking dumb questions and you'll find out, miss cute pink boots! Jason: So we finally meet Lord Bread. Lord Bread: Yeah, Lord Bread, in the flesh. Billy: Yeah, no kidding. Lord Bread: Shut up, big shot. You think you're so tough, well how tough are you without your plastic pathetic weenie coins? Jason: Plenty, cause we *HAVE*. . . Jason grabs his belt and his morpher is missing, as is the rest when the rangers are entrapped in a forcefield birdcage. Jason: Hey! Billy: Oh my gosh! Lord Bread: Hahahahahaha. Goldar: Hahahahahah. Lord Bread: Shut up, Goldar! Goldar: Yes, sir! Jason: Poultry's pet. Goldar: I am *NOT* Bread's suck-up. Lord Bread: I AM *LORD* BREAD, *LORD* BREAD!! Goldar: Exactly. I am unworthy, I am pure pond scum. Jason: Mama's boy. Kimberly: What do you want, you tower of undone meat? Lord Bread: Gravy, please. Jason: Ewww, you drink gravy? Lord Bread: HOW would you like to be the first one killed!?!? Jason: Gravy is my all-time favorite beverage. Heh-heh. Take Billy first! He's meatier on the buttocks. Billy: Hey! Kimberly: What have you done with Tommy!?! Billy: What do you want with us!?! Kimberly: And what about Tom... Billy: Tommy, Tommy; who gives a crap about him?!? Kimberly: Well I do. Billy: I love it when you're caring, you look so sensuous. Lord Bread: Knock it off! There will be no making-out in my presence. Billy: Why? Lord Bread: 'Cause, I love Kim. Kimberly: You perverted, disgusting, decomposing, wasting, socialpathic sore to mankind! Lord Bread: One more peep out of you five lamers, and I'm going to have Goldar twist your limbs until they bust wide open. Goldar: Yeah. Billy: Police Brutality!! Expect a SCATHING report to the AB Writers. Lord Bread: I am going to use this crystal to drain away your powers and Tommy, who I could give a rat's patooty about now that I've drained him off and have him fighting my unstoppable monster. Meanwhile, I've got you five pain-in-the-butts in here, and these five gangsters to replace you! Meet the "Even-More Pathetic Rangers!" Five, ugly, spandex-clothed rangers with grey gloves and boots walk in, looking barely identical to the real Pathetic Rangers, hardly being able to breathe. They each stand their with their genitalia obvious as day wearing pantyhose on their heads. Billy: Eww. Lord Bread: Yes, what did you expect? Dolly Parton? Jason: You five are a bunch of fools! Lord Bread: What are you talking about????!?!?! Jason: When Lord Bread gets what he wants, he's gonna throw you guys away like old toilet paper! Red: Why should we listen to you? Zack: Lord Bread has a mondo attitude problem, why would he talk mean to you guys? If he did, I'm pretty sure you wouldn't slave for him. Black: Good point. Goldar: Wait a minute, you're not going to do that to me, Lord Bread? Lord Bread: Of course not, Goldar. Hehehehe, I like you. Goldar: Gee, thanks. Billy: Fool. Lord Bread: SILENCE! STOP RE-BRAINWASHING MY NEW RANGERS!!! Jason: What are you planning to do to us? Lord Bread: Hmm, hmm hmm, you'll just have to find out, 'cause they're going to destroy the world just like you five nitwits save it because I've stolen your powers! Jason is found sobbing. Zack: Jason, stop it! Lord Bread: And soon, the world will be mine! MINE MINE! MINE! HAHAHAHAHA!! Trini: You'll never get away with this, you creep! Did I do my line well? Jason: Sure, and I hope you enjoy that $10,000 dollar check you'll be receiving for that line. Billy: One line, and she gets 10 grand? That's low. Lord Bread: I do exist here. Jason: Sure. Trini: You're still not gonna get away with this! Lord Bread: Oh but I will, because Alpha and Zordon are locked up in the command center, and you can't get near them because of my crystal of doom! Jason: Why can't Zordon think of plans like this? Lord Bread: BECAUSE HE'S A BIG BOOB IN SOME WATER FILLED GAS TANK, FOOL! Goldar: Gee, this crystal has multi-talents? Lord Bread: Hey, I didn't want this plot to be confusing. Zack: Already succeeded in that, Burger-butt. Lord Bread: Silence, I have half a mind not to destroy you all! Hahahahaha, soon the world will be all MINE, MINE! HAHAHAHA!! Jason: Are you being paid to be redundant? Lord Bread: Yeah, what of it? Jason: Just asking. SCENE XI: Tommy is still behind a rock making the Holy Christian Trinity Sign, then clasps his hands in prayer. Burpin'-Gel: Hahahaaha, I'm still looking, hahaha, you must be real scared, because I'm going to tear you into a million pieces!! Hahahahaha! I'm gonna chew you up, and spit you out, Pathetic Dopehead, hahhhahahahaaha!!! Tommy is sitting there scared and sweating. TO BE CONTINUED... (C) 1994 Artist Bros. Enterprises NEXT TIME ON THE PATHETIC RANGERS... Things look really awful for Tommy, who is powerless, yet has to fight a monster, whose annoyance is stronger than his bite! Burpin'-Gel: ...I'm going to have you for supper! ...meanwhile, the rangers are (as usual) more concerned with losing their stupid powers, than saving Tommy because Lord Bread has left them powerless! Lord Bread: Let 'em go, Goldar. Without your plastic weenies, you won't be able to stop my ongoing monster and then you'll have to live without GETTING all that attention, hahahaha!! You'll be nothing! Nobody's! Losers! Trini: No! Zack: Cut it out, Bread! Lord Bread: UUUU, *LORD* BREAD! Zack: Lord Bread, yeah, we know. Is Tommy fed up with saving the day for no pay, no powers and no gratitude? Or is he that lame of a person to do it anyway? Is Goldar really going to hurt Tommy? Or is he going to be obnoxious and annoying as usual? Did Zack actually eat that green mildew thriving off of a cheese wheel? Find out on the NEXT Episode of the Pathetic Rangers!