Artist Bros. Enterprises Presents: Mighty Weenie Pathetic Rangers "Where There's Annoyance, There's Pain" Parody of, "Where There's Smoke, There's a Fire" In Miss Appleweed's class... Aisha and Kimberly are fast asleep while Miss Appleweed is talking about fire safety. Miss Appleweed: ...about fire safety and... KIMBERLY! AISHA!! Aisha / Kimberly: Huh? Ah what? Miss Appleweed: If you keep falling asleep in class, Bulk and Skull are going to get detention! Aisha: Sorry. Miss Appleweed: Thank you... Now then, to elaborate my theories on... Kimberly: Oh, I know this one: Nuclear Misfits? Billy: That's Physics, cream-puff. Kimberly: 'kay. Miss Appleweed: NO! We're talking about fire safety. Aisha: Is that all? Miss Appleweed: Yes!! Here to demonstrate it is Officer Phil Winton. Winton? Ryan Steele (Brad Hawkins from B.S. Trippers) walks in with an officer suit on... Kimberly: Wow, he's sooooo cute!!! Aisha: I'd like to know what kind of briefs he wears. Kimberly: I hope G-string! Ooooo!! Aisha: I'm going to marry that man, and birth his baby! Miss Appleweed: CLASS!! Phil: I am going to talk about fire safety. Now umm, based on essays done about fire safety in this class hall, five of the students in this class I had to choose from to do fire safety... Now, since last parody involved Rocky, I decided this time I'd go for Aisha. Bulk: HEY! That's favoritism!! Phil: No, it's called suck-up-to-whoever-happens-to-be-the-star-of-the-show. Skull: That's still favoritism. Phil: Oh yeah, guess you're right. Well anyway, the cheif fire safety activist in your classroom is Aisha. Congradulations, I have to go, I'm shooting the next episode of "B.S. Trippers," bye. Kimberly: Keen. SCENE II: Lord Bread's. Lord Bread: Fire, aye?!?! Goldar: How will we be able to associate Aisha's task of annoying everyone with fire safety tips at the same time make a good plan? Lord Bread: BECAUSE IT *IS* MY PLAN!!! I'll fix it so Angel Grave is the hottest place in town! SCORCHING style! Goldar: Great, I'll send a dozen muddies down with matches and cigarette lighters! Lord Bread: Goldar, I don't want an entire OIL fire!! I just wanna heat up the city a bit until the rangers are burned up... that way, I can force them to do whatever I want. Otherwise, I'll burn up everything!! Goldar: That won't work... I tried to con them once on "Return of A Useless Friend"--and it worked. Only problem is: when they found out I conned them, they vowed they'd never give in to ultimatums from me again. Lord Bread: GOOD! They'll accept MY ultimatum!! Goldar: I doubt it. Lord Bread: Do you wish to be cooked in Finster's oven like his next cookie?!? Goldar: No, sir. Lord Bread: Very good. You rangers don't know a hot spot until today!!! SCENE III: The next day in Miss Appleweed's class... Aisha has a TV set up with a VCR playing a video of her in this shabby, old looking film with black dots constantly blipping the screen about fire safety. On TV Aisha: And that's why fire safety is so important... If it wasn't for fire safety, our houses would be on fire. Now, I'm glad you all enjoyed this 1 and a half hour documentary on fire safety, I'm Aisha, and I hope to sell this to KLCS. Thank you, I'm Aisha. These nearly non-visible, old looking credits appear behind a shaky film with blipping dots and shabby looking film. Suddenly, the film is blank and there are film strips on the left and right side of the screen while circled numbers (5 4 3 2 and 1 are being counted backwards). Aisha: ...and that's what fire safety is all about. Billy: How come we just spent an hour and a half talking about how pouring Jeri-Curl Gel on a toaster oven will cause a hot oil-rig fire? Aisha: Because it's true. Just yesterday, my uncle's room caught on fire because he smoked a cigarette and left it on a clothes hanger. Kimberly: Uhhh, yah. Aisha: Watch this. Aisha is putting in three plugs into a circut breaker. Aisha: See? That's another fire causing thing. You should never put too many plugs in one circut breaker. Rocky has his head back on his chair, asleep. Aisha: ROCKY! Rocky: Huh? Ah, yeah, fire safety... Aisha: Hmmm!! Bulk and Skull enter the classroom with fire fighter suits on. Appleweed: Bulk, Skull, you're late. Bulk: Yeah? So? Appleweed: Oooo, you're just testin' me, aren't you? Skull: No! We're future firemen! Appleweed: Stop making excuses! Get to your chairs and don't say anything until I tell you to. Bulk: This brand of disrespect is uncalled for! And I demand that my future fireman prowess is respected! Appleweed: Get out, and go to the principal! Aisha: 's alright, I'd like to see these idiots do something better than me anyway. Bulk: Good!! Bulk starts a fire intentionally. Miss Appleweed (holding her chest while gasping): What... was that supposed to prove, Farguson? Bulk: That *I* can cause a fire. Appleweed: Great. Now: PUT IT OUT!!!!!!! Aisha: Don't worry! Appleweed: Oh, thank god for loyal suck up teacher pets. Aisha grabs a fire extenguisher and puts out the fire Bulk had started. Aisha: Get a new hobby--like lypo-suctioning your brain. Bulk: If you're so smart, I'd like to see you prevent fire. Aisha: I will. Otherwise, we wouldn't have a plot. Bulk: What plot? Aisha: The one where I annoy everyone with over cautious behavior until everyone wants to pop my nogon off of my neck. Skull: What do we do? Appleweed: Go to detention for unruly behavior. Bulk: This bites. Aisha: And anyway, to move on with my presentation... Appleweed: I think it's gone on long enough, it's 4:20 PM. Aisha: NO! Appleweed (meakly): oookee. Aisha: If you plug in the hair-iron at the same time the hair dryer, like if you wanna wear your hair like Ginger from "Gilligan's Island," but your curl just won't bounce, so you like, gel your hair and then you like first hook up your hair dryer to the plugs and then blow-dry the gel out and like use the hair iron... Kimberly: Wait, you like, gel your hair, then blow dry it? Aisha: Yes. Kimberly: That is sooo lame. Aisha: Hey, you can't talk. Your hair is so dry, it makes a sack of bones feel like a roaring flood of water. Kimberly: Well, at least I can act. Aisha: Uh huh. Anyway, as I was saying... Appleweed: *I* Don't wanna hear anymore! If you continue this pointless fire safety essay, I shall be forced to put you on a fast train to the principal's office for 6 weeks detention. Aisha: But fire safety... Appleweed: OUT!! Aisha: No problem. I'll just simply annoy Ernie. Billy has his head laid back on his chair, snooring when Kim shakes him. Kimberly: Billy, wake up. Billy: Huh?!?!?! ...MATTER IN CONJUNCTION WITH PLUTONIUM CREATES... Appleweed: It's alright, Billy. I even felt a drowse coming on myself. Aisha: It'll serve you all right if you were baked in a forest fire! Billy: It's better than listening to you. Man, that is the first time I fell asleep in class. A paper airplane hits Billy's neck. Kid: Dweeb. Kid 2: Dork. Kid 3: Weenie! Billy: Yeah, well whoever you are, you won't be laughing when I win the Pulitzer Prize for my books based on the Theory of mankind itself within 975 pages and all you'll be is a car washing slave for a fat man at a no-go, two bit gas station. Kid: You better be around for my mean comeback when I understand what you just said! Billy: Eh, buy a brain. Appleweed: Moving on... Appleweed rolls down this shade like picture from down the blackboard that has a picture of Kimberly naked and the words "Tolerate Miss Appleweed's boring class, get a free squeeze on Sass." Kimberly: HEY! That was humiliating! Alright, you creep! Come out and show your disgusting face! Kid: Screw me, bitch. Kimberly: You'll be sorry you messed with me, whoever you are. Appleweed: THAT'S IT!! Class dismissed!! Everybody go home! Aisha: What about my fire safety? Appleweed: Bore your dad, just beat it! SCENE IV: In the Junk Food Bar... Aisha is patrolling the Junk Food Bar.. Billy: Ernie, I'd like a soda, please. Ernie: Sure. Aww no, it's Aisha. Aisha: Hi-yeeee... Ernie: What do you want? Aisha: WHAT?!?! You left this paper on the counter!! Ernie: Yeah? So? Aisha: So?? Just suppose someone was smoking, they left the butt on the paper, it caught on fire, and the fire spreaded to the TV set, which blows up into a big trash fire that falls to the floor, and then THE ENTIRE bar would just burn to ashes!! Ernie (big sarcastic smile): Uhhh, see that sign over there? Aisha: Yeah? Ernie: It says... no smoking. Hehehehe. Aisha: I know. Ernie: Ahhh, so, how could that unlikely-to-happen situation take place, if you can't smoke? Aisha: It still can do something. Ernie: First of all, if some bum came in here with a cigarette butt, I'd put it out in their soup and throw them out personally with my own fist. Aisha: Ha! You've got 16 year old acne patients carrying boxes for you. When you're on camera, you're always carrying an empty box to make it look like you're not fat, sloppy and lazy. Now do as I say, otherwise, I'll be on your back all day. Ernie: Oh, now that's just insulting. Aisha: Really, if you're so insulted, WHY DON'T WE JUST SET THE ENTIRE PLACE ON FIRE?! Ah! Aisha grabs Billy's chili hot dog and throws it in Ernie's sink. Billy has his mouth open ready to eat it and notices that she's thrown it in the sink and then grunts. Aisha then places a fireman hat onto Billy's head that says (I am a Fireman who acts like a big stone-head). Aisha: Wear this. Billy: Hehehehehe, I don't think so. Tommy walks in and Billy puts his fireman hat on Tommy's head. Tommy: Ouch! Hey, that's not very gratifying. Billy: Yeah, well you look like just the idiot to fashion that hat. Aisha: Alright, paste these "I'm a Liar, not a Fire" flyers at the arcade, the malls, the hair shops, the video store, the lottery, Custard's Last Stand, the bank, the statue of Liberty, and in Isreal. Tommy: What? Forgot Mars? Aisha: That would be cool. Tommy: These flyers are insulting. Aisha: No, they're informative. With the little no-sign on the fire sign everyone will know fire is just as destructive as sitting on a stalk of asparagus with hemorrhoids. Tommy: Excuse me, but you've been on this show only 3 episodes. I don't have to do nut'n for you. Aisha: Ten bucks. Tommy: I'll have them pasted. Tommy puts his fireman hat back on Billy. Billy: Hey I... Oh well. As Tommy's walking out the Junk Food Bar, he throws Aisha's flyers in the trashcan. SCENE V: Rocky, Adam and Tommy are roughhousing in the park. Adam: So, how'd you ditch the Fire Goddess? Tommy: Threw her crap in the trash. Rocky: Good move. Tommy: Shut up. Rocky: What did I do? Tommy: Nut'n, just look stupid. Rocky: I knew they weren't hiring me unless I wore braces. Tommy: You don't wear them. Rocky: I know, that's my dilemma. Adam: ...anyway... The Muddies flock from out of no where and begin to start waving their hands back and forth and do this silly vaudeville dance. Tommy: Have the Muddies been getting a lick of Lord Bread's cologne? Adam: Maybe they saw yesterday's episode and puked. Rocky: Whatever it is, we better take these goons! A muddy goes after Adam and pulls his pants off. Adam: HEY!! Tommy: You're SUPPOSED to wear these. Tommy hands Adam a short, skimpy, black pair of bikini breifs. Adam: I don't have to wear black underwear, nobody sees it. Rocky: Thank god. Tommy: Pull your pants up. Adam ducks a Muddy's flying fist while he's pulling his black trousers up. Adam: Alright, Muddies, you're toast!! Adam and the others go after them, Rocky, however is not so lucky. They all clear them out miserably. Tommy: I wonder what Lord Bread's up to? Adam: Trouble! Tommy (sarcastically): Gee, thanks a lot, Adam. I thought he was working on the sequel to "Mary Poppins." Adam: Oh. Tommy: Dummy. Looks like we're going to have to talk about this with the other rangers... Rocky: Okay. SCENE VI: In the entrance hall of the Junk Food Bar... Aisha walks into the hall with her clipboard hugged around her chest when she notices her fire-safety flyers folded up, covered in hot, melted cheese from a half-eaten cheese sandwhich that was thrown away in the trash-bin. Aisha has a ticked-off expression on her face when Tommy runs in. Tommy: We got troubles, gang. Aisha: Oh you bet, grease-head. Tommy: Muddies attacked us in the park. Billy: Attacked? Aisha: Look in the trash-bin. What's that? Tommy: Oooops!! Aisha: A big oops! Tommy: I meant to paste those around the city. Aisha: Ah ha. What are they doing in the garbage then? Tommy: They musta fell out my pocket. Aisha: The trash-bin is 20 inches from the exit!! Tommy: Isn't that something? Aisha rams her hand into the trash-bin and takes the rolled-up, cheese covered flyers and smacks them on Tommy's belly. Aisha: YOU take these CHEESE covered flyers and paste them on every cold telephone poll in the state with your own tongue until they're all pasted on. Tommy: Love to, but Lord Bread is up to something. Aisha: What could be more important than fire safety? Billy: Shaving you bald. I'll pretend I didn't hear you. Aisha: That's right! And when your mother catches on fire because of baking her cookies too long, just remembered that you were unfair for dissin' me! Billy: Again, I'll pretend I didn't hear you. Kimberly: Well look, fire patroller, if Lord Bread's hair-brained schemes get under way, something really rotten could happen. Tommy: Look, we'll find out if we can find out what's going on. You go back to your little project. Aisha: Little?!?! I'll have you know fire is hot! And it can really hurt... Tommy: Shut up before I dump you in the trash-bin. Aisha: Ha! Billy: What do you think, Kim? I set up a snare-trap in the middle of the park. Billy looks up to the sky and daydreams.... Aisha is walking in the park with her clipboard when she walks on a snare trap. Aisha: AHHHHHHH!!!! Help!! Get me down!! Aisha is hanging upside down with her dress drooped downward revealing her panties. Suddenly, a Latino Gang notice her. Latino Joe: Hey look, it's a fine-chic hanging upside down, let's gang screw her! Latino Bo: Nahhh, how about we strip her, and take pictures and show 'em to Jay Leno? All: YEAH!! The gang engulfs Aisha as we raise the camera higher as the sounds of clothes being torn and yelling and screaming are heard when we disolve out of Billy's dream-state. Aisha: BILLY!! Billy (coming out of dreaming): Huh? Aisha: Wear this.. Aisha puts the fireman hat back on Billy's head when he takes it off and throws it at Aisha's tummy and walks off. Aisha: YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT!! SCENE VII: Tommy, Rocky and Adam are running and running in the park. Tommy: Gee, we're getting no where, huh? Adam: Yeah. ===== Lord Bread: Hahahahaha!!! Time to turn up the head with my MaimedHead Monster! Lord Bread takes his X stick and creates this disgusting creature who rides a horse and spits out fire... ===== Rocky: LOOK!! Tommy: Aww no!! MaimedHead: Hahahaha! Hi, rangers!! Gettin' chili? Well, I'm gonna give you a warm-up you ain't never felt before!! Hahaha. MaimedHead begins engulfing bushes and pieces of the park in fire. Tommy: That's it! We're gonna put out this fire! IT'S MORPHIN' TIME!! Tommy: CiderZord Adam: Majormess Rocky: Trashosaurus They morph into their costumes. MaimedHead: Hahahah! Well, detecting a pattern since the beginning of this season, you should already know my first line of defense will be having you fighting a ridiculously huge army of muddies. Tommy: What's your point? MaimedHead: The point is... HERE THEY COME! HAHAHAHA!! Rocky: Let's kick their buns back to the next galaxy! MaimedHead goes back to torching everything. Tommy: Hey! Take this! Tommy takes the cheese covered flyers of Aisha's and feeds it to him and he burns them down to a crisp. Adam: First time a monster got you outta hot water with Aisha. Tommy: Maybe I'll kill him easy. Rocky: He he. He he. He he. Tommy: You are buck-toothed. Rocky: Maybe. After a "long and endearing" battle... Tommy: Aww man, this isn't working out at all!! SCENE VIII: In Ernie's Junk Food Bar... Aisha: Ernie, ya better check the wiring on this battery, otherwise... Ernie: GET OFF MY BACK!! Aisha: NO! Ernie: If you don't, I'll throw you out this store and have security bar you from ever coming back. Aisha: Ha! I don't believe this, I'm being penalized just because I care about fire safety. Kimberly: No, it's because you're an annoying fanatic. Billy squinches his lips up in annoyment. Aisha: What is Billy doing? Kimberly: Well, that's the Billy-Look. When he gets that, he feels like twisting a person's head round and round until it pops off. Ya don't mess around then... Aisha: I am not annoying, you people are just careless... (On the TV news): Reporter: We interrupt this important program to bring you a trivial report. . . wait a minute... Uhh, that's we interrupt this trivial program to bring you an important report. Some disgusting mass is setting Angel Grave on fire. If it continues any further, Angel Grave may be put on a resedential set-back. We now return you to our regularly scheduled program, ironically, without any destruction coverage. Aisha: See? Now it's irresponsible creeps like you two that do things like that. Billy: Brainless bod, we're talking about LORD BREAD!!! Aisha: Really? Kimberly: I don't believe this. Aisha: Cut me some slack. Billy: Give me a reason to do so? Aisha: Urrr!!! Kimberly: WE BETTER GET TO THE COMMAND CENTER!!! Ernie: The command what? Billy: Uhhh... Listen, keep the change, thanks for the food, see ya later!! Ernie: No prob.. Unfortunatley, since I work here, I can't say that about Aisha. SCENE IX: In the command center... Zordon: ...precisely, if you do not do what he tells you to do, he'll cook the entire city. Kimberly: Hmmm ... no prob'm. We'll just move to Oklahoma! Alpha: Kimberly! Billy: Wishful thinking. What a concept. Zordon: Rocky, Adam and Tommy, who should be doing what would make this an exciting episode, defeating the monster, are kicking worthless Muddies who won't stop charging. Aisha: I'm the fire cheif, I think *I* should do this ALL by myself! Kimberly shoves Aisha forward. Kimberly: Okay, go ahead. Billy (quietly): Kimberly! She'll get toasted, creamed, abruptly tossed [short pause as Billy's face grows giddier]... GO FOR IT, AISHA!! Alpha: You are contracted to not be so giddy about being snubbed out the fight. Billy: Boy, contracts are really annoying sometimes. Alpha: Would you like to wind up like Shelley Long? Billy: Don't underestimate the power of that question. Kimberly: Billy!! Billy: Oh alright. [Suddenly starts over-acting] Gee, Aisha, it would be dan-ger-us to go owww--tt there with-out any helll-pp. Aisha: I must!! Stop trying to talk me out of it. Billy: Oh okay! Zordon: This scene is shot, you might as well get it over with. Aisha: Thank you. IT'S MORPHIN TIME! Aisha: Sabretoothed-Alley Cat Billy: Well, that's one less annoyment for us. Kimberly: You're right. I hate her dispicable voice when we morph. SCENE X: Aisha shows up where Rocky, Adam and Tommy are doing swell. Aisha starts shoving the other rangers out of the way. Rocky: Hey!! Whaddya think you're doing? Aisha: This is MY fight!! Beat it! Tommy: You can't do that, Yellow Ranger. I'M the leader!! Meeeee!! Aisha: Go home, these are mine. Rocky goes back to fighting when Aisha kicks him in the stomach and he falls down hugging his stomach in pain. Aisha then kicks two Muddies. Adam: Whatever this idiot thinks she's doin', it's real dangerous. Tommy: Yeah, she can seriously get hurt. Adam: No, she's taking away all MY karate prowess. Tommy: Etch that, this is MY authority, and she's stealin' all my fame!! Aisha: Hi ya!! MaimedHead: Well, well, well, if it isn't the spoiled little fire safety activist! Well, take a scotch of the heat!! Hahahaha!!! Aisha: Aww, you don't know what you're messing with... Tommy: Actually... he does, c'mon! Aisha: Whaddya think you're doi... AHHH!!! They all teleport into the command center. SCENE XI: In the command center... All rangers are standing around with their helmets off when Tommy thumps Aisha on the head with his fist. Aisha: Oww!! What was that for? Tommy: Have you ever SEEN the heiress RESCUING Indiana Jones? Have you ever seen Jane swinging on a vine to save Tarzan from the crocodile men??!?!?! HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ALICE BEAT UP ON RALPH KRAMDEN!?!?! Kimberly: Actually, Tommy, she has. Tommy: Bad example. Point is, what you did was the lowest, most stupid, most IDIOTIC thing you've done in your entire miserable existance, Aisha! Aisha: I finally know what's going on, you're just a jealous cuss who's trying to take ALLLLLLL the attention! Billy: Be quiet, Yellow Ranger. Aisha: Hey, I have a name. Billy: Yeah, it's Mud. Zordon: Besides, MaimedHead and Lord Bread thrive off of a sign of no teamwork. Rocky: It's gonna be one of THESE lame episodes, huh? Zordon: I'm afraid you're right, Red Ranger. Rocky: I have a name. Zordon: Yeah, whatever. At any rate, Black Ranger; we have no choice but to work together. Adam: Yeah, otherwise that torch head will scorch us to the next civilization. Zordon: I didn't say that, Black Ranger. Adam: Hey, ya knows, I don't deserve to be treated as an annonymous slave. Tommy: Uhh, actually, you do. Zordon: Yes, I like you three very little. At any rate, if you don't work together, MaimedHead will not only scorch everything, but we'll get in trouble for not putting mushy, yucky, stupid morals at the end of the show, destroying what would have been a completely action-packed, suspense-filled episode. Tommy: It's times like these that I wish that Peggy Charren would drop dead. Aisha: I guess I was acting kinda selfish. Billy: Among a large list of other things. Aisha: BILLY! When a person says their sorry and you forgive them you can't throw it back at them. Billy: Aww damn, what a gyp. Kimberly: IT'S MORPHIN TIME!! Billy: WAIT!!! Tommy: Yeah, I'M supposed to say it. Kimberly: Oh shut up, you immature baby. Billy: Why are we morphing? Kimberly: Because the parody is becoming too long and if we don't get this over with in the most unexciting manner possible, we'll be trapped in a loop of stupid jokes. So, as I was saying... IT'S MORPHIN TIME! Kimberly: Pterydorky Billy: Tribladdertops SCENE XII: The rangers arrive in the park where MaimedHead is flaming everything. Rocky: Cut it out before we get vio-lent! MaimedHead: Do your worst. Afterall, as long as I'm heatin' up the city, you'll have about as much to your name as I do! Which is zip! ======= Lord Bread: Enough child's play!! I'm tired!! If I REALLY wanna start a five-alarm fire, we're going to turn up the heat a lot!! Grow, you stupid monster, grow!! Goldar: Why? All that will happen is the inevitable 20 second long battle scene with BlunderHeapaJunkaMegaZord, then they'll use the light saver and put an end to our stupid-to-begin-with plan. Lord Bread: I shall ignore that. As I was saying, GROW!! Lord Bread throws down his banana peeling and blows up MaimedHead. ======= MaimedHead: Hahahaha! I'm so cool, you're hot, so hot, I'm cool! Tommy: HA! You're so lame, you don't even have your own slogan! MaimedHead: Beat that, you guys are toast! Literally! Rocky: We ain't licked yet, and we won't be, because we'll ask for BLUNDERZORD POWER! Adam: Majormess-Cowardly Lion BlunderZord Power! Kimberly: Pterydorky-TiredBird BlunderZord power! Billy: Tribladdertops-Acorn BlunderZord power! Aisha: Sabretoothed-Alley Cat-Lipton Tea BlunderZord Power! Rocky: Trashosaurus Red-Dragon Liver BlunderZord Power! The zords (which look like giant appendixes, livers, colons and spinal columns) are flying threw the sky when they all crash together into the BlunderHeapaJunkaMegaZord. MaimedHead: Why don't I just give myself up right now? Aisha: It would make the show look lame. Adam: Too late for that. Tommy: Geez, I think it would be MORE of an insult for him NOT to give up. Kimberly: Ahh get a life, Tommy. You're just upset because this parody has become so long that you can't show of your stupid CiderZord powers. Billy: Get on with it!! Aisha: Very well. They go into "combat" with MaimedHead--a 20 second long scene comprised of MegaZord slamming his fist in MaimedHead's chest causing him to roll over (big whoop). Then, they get the light saver command that makes the sword glow yellow and lasers away the monster until he begins overheating and explodes. Aisha: Oh we're big heroes now. Billy: Get a date. SCENE XIII: In Ernie's Junk Food Bar... Aisha walks in with the other rangers when Ernie turns around, notices Aisha and drops two milkshakes on the ground. Ernie: Look lady, I checked the wiring on... Aisha: It's alright, it's my moral obligational duty to put myself down for something I was totally in the right for, but the writers insist I do so. So, I'm sorry. Ernie: Does that mean you ain't gonna boss me around anymore? Aisha: No, it means: I'll boss you around until the next parody plot is hatched. So that means, you better start fixing the wires on the... Tommy: I'll handle this. Tommy spins Aisha around and rams his face into hers and kissers her softly, long and sensuously. Aisha: Oooooo... Ahhh... Aisha faints and drops her clipboard. Tommy: It was the most humiliating, degrating, disgusting thing I've ever done!! Ernie, don't say I never did anything for ya. Ernie: No problem. Kimberly: I guess we won't have to deal with her for a while. Billy: Yeah, at least until the next episode of the Pathetic Rangers. Adam: And so, concludes another stupid episode of Pathetic Rangers -- good night everyone. THE END (C) 1994 Artist Bros. Enterprises NEXT TIME ON THE PATHETIC RANGERS... Kimberly used her padded honkers to lure the guys into a dull, boring, uneventful outing...a Scavanger Hunt! Adam: It says here, it's Red, it looks like a cherry, rolls on wheels and does sommersalts. Kimberly: Is it.....bubble gum? Adam: No, we're talking about treasure, not your brains. Kimberly: You better take that back if you ever expect to get another one of my patented "sneek-peaks" when I'm in the washroom. Tommy: Break it up. I got this beat out ol' camera. I figured that maybe we can have a momentum of this unusually boring experience. Kimberly: It's not BORING. Adam: Hey, I'd trade places with the B.S. Trippers in a HOT second! A scavanger hunt is like....for, some old dude like Jacques Cousteau. I'm only doing this because I heard there was some cash reward for this. I sure hope no one lied to me like when Rocky promised $10,000 in the beach sand, and I dug for it and ended up in a snare trap with my pants down. Kimberly and Tommy: Hahahahahaha. Adam: YOU WERE IN ON IT TOO? Tommy: Hey, how about that picture? ...Lord Bread decides to again make the rangers' lives miserable by draining their energy just to fight off another minion... Lord Bread: With this scavanger hunt, I'm going to rob the rangers of their stuff and create a monster with it, not only irritating the hell out of them by robbing them of 20 days of hard work, but also destroying their limbs causing chronic brain damage!! HAhahaha! Will every citizen in Angel Grave go bonkers believing that gold bars have been burried beneath the big "W"? Because almost every citizen of Angel Grave other than the rangers is obese, is that even at all possible? Will Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen guest star hocking more of their unusually boring detective stories on VideoCassette? Will we actually be unfortunate enough for that to actually happen? Find out on the NEXT Episode of the Pathetic Rangers!