Artist Bros. Enterprises Presents: Mighty Weenie Pathetic Rangers "Massacre Stunt" Parody of, "Scavanger Hunt" SCENE I: Tommy, Adam and Kimberly are walking in unison looking for some burried "treasure" on a Scavanger Hunt. Tommy: Hehehehehe. This is soooo cool! Adam: Get real. We've been searching for 2 days and have found zip. Tommy: Who cares? I re-drew our opposing team's map. Who knows where our opponents are! Quich Flash: UNoHoo City's team is out at some desert with several spoiled, angry kids as their overweight scavanger hunt captain is crawling on desert sand. Kid #1: I'm hungry. Kid #4: I'm thirsty. Captain: Well SHUT UP!! WE'RE NOT MICE!! WE'RE MEN!! We WILL find our way! Afterall, we DID receive the right map, didn't we? Kid #3: Ugh. It's hot. Kid #2: Must by 3000 degrees!! Captain: Shut up ya big babies! Now, I'm not leading a pack a sissies. Get up! Back to Tommy, Adam and Kimberly... Adam: It says here, it's Red, it looks like a cherry, rolls on wheels and does sommersalts. Kimberly: Is it.....bubble gum? Adam: No, we're talking about treasure, not your brains. Kimberly: You better take that back if you ever expect to get another one of my patented "sneek-peaks" when I'm in the washroom. Tommy: Break it up. I got this beat out ol' camera. I figured that maybe we can have a momentum of this unusually boring experience. Kimberly: It's not BORING. Adam: Hey, I'd trade places with the B.S. Trippers in a HOT second! A scavanger hunt is like....for, some old dude like Jacques Cousteau. I'm only doing this because I heard there was some cash reward for this. I sure hope no one lied to me like when Rocky promised $10,000 in the beach sand, and I dug for it and ended up in a snare trap with my pants down. Kimberly and Tommy: Hahahahahaha. Adam: YOU WERE IN ON IT TOO? Tommy: Hey, how about that picture? So, say "Barbara Bush isn't the First Lady so She can't ever organize a Scavanger Hunt for the country again!" Kimberly: What? Tommy: Just smile. Kimberly: Okee dokee. Tommy: And wet your lips. Kimberly: Get outta town. Tommy: Alright, just smile. Tommy takes a Polaroid picture and the photo is from Kimberly's legs down in a curvaceously sensuous manner as Adam's foot is just on the ground in the photo. Tommy: Ha-ha! Kimberly: Now let's see here, it's grey--tastes like pee, smells like vomit and we eat it every year at the end of November; oh oh--I think I know what it is! Gushing Kimberly runs off camera Tommy: Man, Kim really eats this scavenger hunting stuff up, huh Adam? Adam: Uh huh. Tommy: You're really not into this, huh? Adam: Uh uh. Tommy: You're just doing this to get close to Kimberly so you can be another notch on her belt. Adam: Aye man, don't you be lookin' in my notebook. SCENE II: Lord Bread's... Lord Bread: Scavanger Hunt, aye? Goldar: Please tell me you're NOT going to rip-off an idea from what the rangers are doing. Because if you are, it's old, tasteless, inoriginal and increative. Lord Bread: So what if I am? Afterall, it ISN'T like YOU could come up with a better plan! Goldar: Yeah, I could do it while sitting on the toilet! Lord Bread: I don't know what that remark is supposed to mean. I don't WANT to know what that remark is supposed to mean. You just shut up while I perform again another one of my ten gazillion speeches! Goldar (Sarcastically): Oh this should be fun. Lord Bread: With this scavanger hunt, I'm going to rob the rangers of their stuff and create a monster with it, not only irritating the hell out of them by robbing them of 20 days of hard work, but also destroying their limbs causing chronic brain damage!! HAhahaha! Goldar: Two points: Do you REALLY expect a compilation of old junk to actually have working brains that will do the job right? Second, the rangers are so lame, I don't even think they collected much. Lord Bread: Well then that's just the chance I have to take. And YES, because *I* made it!! Goldar: I'm gonna stick it to ya when your plan fails for the 300th time. Lord Bread: I don't care. If we win, it was MY plan, if we lose, you nitwits did it and I have every right to beat the living out of you! Goldar: Oh, that would really stand up in court. Lord Bread: Be quiet! You're getting too much air time! SCENE III: In the Junk Food Bar... The rangers enter the Junk Food Bar and sit down at a table. Aisha: This sucks. Every time we get psyched up to find something, all we find is cat doody lodged beneath the depths of the planet. Billy: That's because you don't have a brainiac working for you. Rocky: Yeah, he's got a point. I know a real good one down the street! Billy: NO, YOU IDIOTS! ME!! Sheesh. You brain degenerages. Rocky: What can you do? You'll be makin'-out before we dig two inches of dirt. Billy: Yeah, that's some'n you'll never get to do. Rocky: Alright, nerd; you wanna start some'n? Bulk and Skull slosh into the Junk Food Bar with some he-she looking eccentric with gypsy accesseries on her clothing who claims to be a famous psychic, when she's the same con that appeared in "Beauty and the Ugly." Billy: So, who's your friend? Tommy: Yeah, it looks like Roseanne. Bulk: WE are going to discover the TRUE identities of the Pathetic Rangers!! Tommy: Get bent. Billy: It's impossible. It got trapped within his belly. Bulk: Cute, geek. Real cute. But when we are... Kimberly: Ya know, Bulk; we're kinda gettin' tired of your stupid promises of finding out the Pathetic Rangers. Bulk: Well excuse me, spandex-queen but I think I'm going to have to ask you to jump up my ass. Kimberly: Sorry, I don't wanna get lost. Bulk: Is that supposed to be funny? Kimberly: Yeah, I got a real kick out of it. Bulk: You'll pay for that...Madame Chuckles, do your stuff! Madame Chuckles affixes her fingers onto her temples and starts massaging them over and over again pretending to be picking up "vibes" with her eyes closed. Chuckles (husky female voice): I am sensing....there is a man; .......in this building.....who's been castrated. Some guy runs out the Junk Food Bar whining in shame. Chuckles: But I can't find the pathetic rangers! Billy: Get a life. You probably are some New Yorkian chic whose hair-loss is so overwhelming that you have to kill time conning people into believing you can pick up vibrations, sharleton. Chuckles: I shall cast a curse on you! At 12 midnight, you'll wake up--with, female breasts. Billy: Wuhahahahahahaha!! That's histerical. Tommy: I'd be afraid if I were you. Billy: No one can cast a spell but Lord Bread. I'd be shakin' if Rita threatened this curse. Bulk, Skull and Chuckles start humming various phrases and start going into convulsions onto the floor. Ernie passes by carring a plunger. Erine: Can't you take this outside? I'm tryin' to run a business here. Bulk: Well? Chuckles: Nope. No sign of 'em. The Rangers are definately NOT in this building. I am completely certain of this vibration I'm picking up. Adam: Yep. You won't be waking up with female breasts. Tommy: So anyawy; we're gonna need a new technique. Kimberly: I wonder what the treasure is. And I wonder what happened to my bra? Adam: Hehehehe. I burried one of them as treasure. Kimberly: Yeah, and I also burried your best pair of underwear down a toilet. Adam: Yeah right. Sure. Ernie (off screen): Alright, who clogged the toilet? Adam: WAIT!! COME BACK! AHHHHH!! Adam goes screaming out the scene tearing his hair out. Billy: Heheheheeh. What an idiot. C'mon, let's go in the park and start looking. SCENE IV: Goldar: So, what now? Lord Bread: I should distract the Pathetic Rangers. Goldar (sarcastically): Oh, this is a first. Lord Bread: Hmmmm, I know the perfect thing! SCENE V: Billy, Aisha and Rocky are walking alongside the emptied park. A kid on skateboard rolls passed the three. Kid: Hey, Billy! Billy: Why is it everyone knows me? Aisha: Because we go to the park everyday. Rocky: Seems to me this episode is pure re-hash. Billy: Duh. Aisha: Where do we look first? Billy: I'm unsure. Hmmm. Aisha: Hmmmm. Rocky: Hmmmm. Aisha: "You don't have a brainiac working for you." You promise breaker. You should run for office. Billy: Well, we've drained enough time. Let's fight some Muddy. =============== Lord Bread: Time to send down my MUDDIES!! HAHAHAHAHA! =============== The Muddies appear doing the swim. Billy: I'm getting a little moreover tired of this. It's getting downright monotnous. Aisha: Let me take care of this! Rocky: No way; you'll get pulverised! Aisha: Are you saying I'm not strong? Rocky: No. I'm saying you got a big mouth. Billy is found already fighting the Muddies. Rocky: I guess we better stop yammering. It's making us look bad. The three continue beating up the Muddies until three of them grabs a small zip-lock bag with only 3 pieces of scavanged garbage. Billy: Great. The muddies made off with our stuff! Rocky: Yeah, like we found much anyway. Billy: Well at least we found SOMETHING. When Tommy was captain, all we found were two bottle caps, a green french fry and an M&M that needs a shave. Aisha: Good point. But we better contact the others. Aisha pages Tommy, Kimberly and Adam. =========== Tommy: Yeah? =========== Aisha: It's me, Aisha. Instantaneously, Aisha loses carrier connection to Tommy, Kim and Adam. Aisha: Hello?? Hel-loah? Billy: I'll handle this, repulsive. Tommy, come in or I'll come over there and mess ya up real bad. ============= Tommy: Well then what do you want already? ============= Billy: That asshole with no life Lord Bread sent down a bunch of flash-dancing Muddies again and he took our stuff. Who knows what Lord Bread could be trying to do with it. Maybe he's trying to use the stuff we found to jack off. ============= Adam: Great. What a great way to ruin a really crummy evening. Kimberly smacks Adam in the belly. Tommy: And worse, it's Billy calling. Kimberly: Oh no, I wish Lord Bread would do something worth while. Rocky: What? Is it REALLY tapioca up there, or do you think about male crotches 24 hours a day? Kimberly: No. I wanted to have some fun finding stuff today. Tommy: It's about as fun as examining ear-wax. ============= Billy: Listen, we'll stay on our toes being the useful rangers while you get to goof off. Aisha: I thought it was the other way around in reverse? ============- Tommy: Listen; just shut up. We'll all stay alert. But we'll also try to the find the treasure. ============= Billy: Alright. See ya. I'll be right back. You guys keep looking for the treasure. Rocky: Where're you goin'? Billy: I dunno. Aisha: He's gone. Let's rummage threw his lab. Rocky: Why would it be there. Aisha: Just shut up and follow me! ============== Bulk and Skull with Chuckles follows Adam, Tommy and Kimberly. Tommy: Would you go away? Stalking is illegal. Bulk: WE aren't stalking you! We want to find the Pathetic Rangers. Chuckles: Nope. No feel of them here neither. Kimberly: Ya know, Tommy; I'd love to tell them we're the rangers just to make a complete ass out of him. Tommy: I've wanted to since the beginning of the season. SCENE VI: At Lord Bread's Comfort Inn... Lord Bread: WHAT?!?! THREE MEASLEY PIECES OF JUNK!?!? Goldar: Toldja so. Lord Bread: YOU SHUT UP! I'll just end up making the best of it by making him a three-part monster. Even though I'm EXTREMELY disappointed! I'll just attatch a cannon to him making him thousand times stronger! Goldar: Sh'yeah right. Big Deal. Behind the peephole... Baboo and Squatt are again mocking Lord Bread. Baboo: Hehehehe. Bread's sunken to a new stupid low! Squatt: This plot is gunna blow up in his face! Lord Bread: ...SHUT UP! You're already on thin ice, Goldar! Canned-Up Mop, Arise!!! Lord Bread transforms the rangers' scavanger hunt material into a cannon-headed monster named Canned-Up Mop. Canned-Up Mop: Ha-ha! I'm ready to really kick some can! HAHAHAHAHA!! LOOK OUT RANGERS, YOU'LL BE WISHING YOU NEVER MESSED WITH ME!! HA HA. Is that a good introduction? Lord Bread: Just get out there and destroy the rangers, hah? Canned-Up Mop: Okay, okay! SCENE VII: At Billy's garage... Rocky and Aisha (who broke in) are inside. We pull-out from Aisha's bottom to a wide shot of Billy's garage room being trashed with test tubes of chemicals spilling onto the floor, banged up machines and everything broken and messed up. Rocky is standing beside Aisha wringing his hands in worry. Rocky: Aisha, are you sure you know what you're doing? Aisha: Of course, rummaging threw Billy's stuff was a PERFECT idea. We should've done this before! Rocky: Why would the treasure be in his place. Aisha: Well at least it's a reputable excuse to trash this disco dive of Billy's. Rocky: I'm scared. OH NO!! IT'S BILLY! Aisha: Huh?!?! Oh no! Billy: WHAT THE H-E DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS HAPPENED HERE?!?! Aisha: Ummm... ahhhh... Billy: What do you two idiots think you're doing rummaging threw MY HOUSE?!?! Rocky: Oh no, great idea, Aisha; now we're probably gonna get beat. A flying trashcan is thrown and Rocky and Aisha and scream as they split in two different directions to avoid the trashcan, and the trashcan bashes out another gadget of Billy's. Billy: UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! SCENE VIII: Zordon: Alpha, contact the rangers at once. Alpha: Don't we do this everyday? Zordon: Don't argue. Just do it. Alpha: Aye yi yi! What do we do? Zordon: We don't even know what the situation is. Alpha: I know. It's just because that since I'm less of an asset to this show I've decided to agree to the lousy lines I've been written, such as: "Aye Yi Yi," "What do we do?" "Oh no, this is serious!" Zordon: Anyway, AH! Lord Bread has done it! He's really done it now! Alpha: Oh no, what has he done?!?! Zordon: He's... He's... Alpha: Yeah yeah? Zordon: Canned-Up Mop! Alpha: Oh puh-leeze. Zordon: What? Alpha: Canned-Up Mop?? Zordon: Hey, Lord Bread messed up, not me. Alpha: No matter, let's look him up. Ah here it is. Oh great, just what we need. Zordon, do you know what the writters plan on doing? They plan on re-playing the same four-second clip of Canned-Up Mop lowering his head and launching explosive mops at the rangers. In effect, giving the special effects department a reason to splurge on the extra three dollars they got for on-set explosives. Zordon: Hmmm, musta got it from the underground. Alpha: In that case, we should call the fire department in case the land minds are real. Much worse, it's made out of junk that those rangers collected from the gutters of Angel Grave's streets. Zordon: Oh great, that means this monster will smell too. Alpha: Aye yi yi! What a terrible, thirty-minute situation! SCENE IX: Billy: Zordon, we read you. Zordon: What? I'm not a book. Aisha: What is it you have to say, Old Fogee? Zordon: I detest your snot-nosed attitude, Alesha. Aisha: Ai-EE-sha! Zordon: Whatever; Felicia. Now listen, Mickey... Rocky: ROCKEY! Zordon: Right, right, Nicky. Listen, we've got a terrible situation underway. Billy: Oh this should be fun. JunkaMonsters whose reigns usually last under 9 minutes. But for serious, what is this minute-long problem gunna be? Zordon: Yeah, I agree. This show's problems don't seem to be that desperate. Rocky: Listen, what is it you got to say? We gotta finish this treasure hunt. Aisha: Yeah. Zordon: Lord Bread... Rocky: His name is stupid. I wonder who are his parents? Zordon: I DON'T CARE!! He's released the Canned-Up Mop monster who bazookas giant, water-drinched mops at you that explode. Rocky: Sounds pretty cheap to me. Heh-heh-heh... Billy: Rocky! Rocky: I'll shut up. Billy: It's morphin' time. Kimberly: ...ky Billy: Tribladdertops Aisha: Sabretoothed-Alley Cat Rocky: Trashosaurus SCENE X: Zordon: Tommy. Tommy: Yeah, Zordon? Zordon: Morph. Tommy: Gotcha. Let's go to the park at the scene of the bloodbath. I sure hope Canned-Up Mop creams Billy. Kimberly: Well I don't, and I don't remember the last time Zordon told you what the monster's name was. Tommy: There's that script peaking again. Kimberly: Well at least with the Do-Do Rocky, who can't read well, we won't have to worry about some ass spilling the plot so everyone knows what happens before we get blasted. Tommy: Adam, let's skidaddle. Adam: Eh? ================ In the park... Tommy: IT'S MORPHING TIME! Tommy: CiderZord Adam: Majormess Kimberly: Pterydorky Billy: We are getting bla-asted. Tommy: Then why isn't your suit smokin'? Aisha: Because the special-effect winos blew the extra three bucks for spark squirters on a Big Mac at Carl's Jr. Adam: Therefore, we'll be relying on another cord that the monster uses to pull us forward as we struggle in fake agony. Tommy: This episode is so stupid. Billy: Hey, it IS called "Mighty Weenie Pathetic Rangers." The rangers engage in getting the can kicked out of them when Adam's buttocks-part of his costume splits open and he butt is showing. Kimberly: Ha-ha. Why didn't you wear any shorts? Adam: I don't know. A certain hussy flushed them down the toilet. Tommy: LOOK OUT!! UGH! Canned-Up Mop catapolts a flipping flaming mop towards the rangers and it explodes. All the rangers get blown apart. Canned-Up Mop: If ya think that's something, watch this! Canned-Up Mop catapolts a flaming mop towards the rangers and it explodes. All the rangers get blown apart. Canned-Up Mop: Aw man, I'm just warming up--you better be prepared because I'm gunna do this! Canned-Up Mop catapolts a flaming mop towards the rangers and it explodes. All the rangers get blown apart. Tommy rolls clear. Tommy: Hey, you're a pretty bad shot! Canned-Up Mop: You're really pushing your staged luck, Ranger! Would you like me to get better? Tommy: Yo Mop-face, why don't you do something different other than throw mops on fire at us! Canned-Up Mop: Oh, you asked for it this time. Canned-Up Mop catapolts a flaming mop towards the rangers and it explodes. All the rangers get blown apart. Tommy: You suck! AYHEE!!! Tommy summer-salts into the air and kicks the monster in the face, he falls backwards and squirms around on the ground helplessly. Canned-Up Mop: Dool!! Adam: Power Axe! Kimberly: Power Bow! Aisha: Power Daggers! Billy: Power Lance! Rocky: Power Sword! Their weapons formulate the Mega-Spitter who fires laser-spit. They all fire at Canned-Up Mop and a huge explosion is seen but the smoke doesn't clear when the scene is cut. ----- Lord Bread HQ: Lord Bread: Oh no! Goldar: This plot is as lame as predicted. Evidently, this plan has adopted the fate of Adam's undershorts. Lord Bread: No! We STILL have a chance. Yes, I know! Goldar: But master, what could possibly salvage this badly mangled and nearly totalled out sceme? Lord Bread: We have one last chance...I am going to make him GROW! Goldar: Just by saying "I am going to make him grow," you just contradicted yourself! Lord Bread: How's that? Goldar: If you haven't figured it out by now, I'll just return to my re-upholstered painroom and watch your plan go belly up. Lord Bread: Canned-Up Mop! GROW! Lord Bread takes a frozen bananna peeling and tosses it down to earth, over the mountans and under the sea until Canned-Up Mop catches it. --- Canned-Up Mop: Your fate is seeled, Rangers! Canned-Up Mop throws the bannana peeling on the ground, steps and slips on it, a huge explosion then he grows to the size of the Sears Tower. Tommy: Okay guys, guess what we need? Aisha: Someone to take out all the fancy lines that try and make this show seem different? Billy: Yeah, but it's too late for that--so what we need is BlunderZord Power! Rocky: Uh, Billy; that's my line. Tommy: Oh sorry, go ahead. Rocky: We need, BlunderZord Power; NOW! Adam: Majormess-Cowardly Lion BlunderZord Power! Kimberly: Pterydorky-TiredBird BlunderZord power! Billy: Tribladdertops-Acorn BlunderZord power! Aisha: Sabretoothed-Alley Cat-Lipton Tea BlunderZord Power! Rocky: Trashosaurus Red-Dragon Liver BlunderZord Power! Tommy: Casaba, I command you to bring me the BlunderZord power of the CiderZord! Casaba: Zzzzzzzzzzz... Tommy: I said...Casaba, I COM-MAN-DUH, you to bring ME the BlunderZord power of the White CiderZord! Casaba: Zzzzzzzzzzz... Tommy: UGH.....Wake up! Tommy smacks his Short-Zord. Billy: Ya know, Tommy--if anyone caught you doing that, they'd think you'd need help. Casaba (British Accent): Uh, oh no--it's you Tommy. Remind me to talk to Zordon about assigning me to work with some Generation-X Wanna-Be. Tommy: No time for your complaining, Casaba... Casaba (Aggitated): Okay okay. Tommy & Casaba: White CiderZord, power-up, now! Dead-Pan Singers: Auh, auh, auh; auh, auh, auh; auh, auh, auh; auh, auh, auh. White-Out Ranger, Cider-Power! White-Out Ranger, Cider Power! White, out, ranger, go-go, white-out-ranger cider power now....ow, ow!! [Repeat]... Casaba: I do say, I am awful sick of being stuck inside this Zord's pannel. Tommy: Stop whining you idiot! Casaba: Well excuse me, but how would you like it if some wild-haired pushy zit-faced geek smacked you in the face and told you to go fight space aliens? CiderZord, battle-zord command now! Tommy: Now that's more like it. Rangers, link up BlunderHeapaJunkaMega with CiderZord! CiderZord connects up with the BlunderHeapaJunkaMegaZord to make the CiderBlunderHeapaJunkaMegaZord. The name is just as cluttered as the zord. The towering dump-site walks towards Canned-Up Mop.. Canned-Up Mop takes a mop and flicks it at the swords and it sprays several sparks that causes explosions to surround C.B.H.J.M.Zord. Rocky: Aw ya, you're finished. All: Blunder-Savor, power up! TiredBird flies off of the arm of CBHJMzord, the mouth of the CiderZord ignites it's tail as it flights through Canned-Up Mop, as a huge leak springs out of both sides of Canned-Up Mop's guts. TiredBird returns to CBHJMZord's arm. The monster deflate's when the water runs out then it explodes. SCENE XI: Lord Bread: Did you see that, Goldar? Did you see how disgusting that was? Did you see how ugly that was? Did you SEE how HUMILIATING it was!?!? Goldar: Uhhh... Lord Bread: IMPOSSIBLE! Goldar: Uh uh. Lord Bread: This can't be! Goldar: Uh uh. Lord Bread: Shut up! Goldar: Uh uh. Lord Bread: Is that all you can SAY?!?!? Goldar: Uh huh. Lord Bread: Get out of my face! One day, you Pathetic Rangers won't be so lucky. In the meantime, I'm going to take a vacation. Coming up with brilliant schemes is starting to give me back spasms. Goldar: Just give me one last chance! Lord Bread: I'll give you another chance alright, right after I give you a swift beating! SCENE XII: At the Junk Food Bar... Madame Chuckles, Bulk and Skull enter the Junk Food Bar. Bulk: WE are going to find... Billy: Lemme guess, the Pathetic Rangers? Bulk: Wrong again, geek! Kimberly: Then what are you buggin' us for this time? Skull: Madame Chuckles... Tommy: That sounds real legit. Skull: ...says she'll help US find the treasure! Bulk: For $400! Billy: Hahahahahaha!! You fools! You might as well jammed a fortune down the garbage disposal. Bulk: Why, pray-tell? Rocky: Because Madame Chuckles took off. Skull: Chuckles? Chuckles? Where'd you go?!?! Aisha: Dweebs. So, did you find anything to lead us to the real thing? Tommy: Yeah, Jason's old hair-lock. Ernie: Aye oh, I finally think I've found it! Billy: Oh thanks a lot, Ernie; make us look stupid. Ernie: Who's making? Tommy: Cute, Ernie. Real cute. So what is it? Ernie: I'm not sure. It's completely connected to the Pathetic Rangers. Aisha slams her arm on the counter in surprise. Aisha: WHERE CAN WE FIND THEM??? All other five rangers look at Aisha with this odd, expression on their face as if they're thinking "boy is she out of it." Aisha: Uhhh, oh yeah. Ummm, what is it? Ernie: It's behind my counter. Tommy: That's it! That's the treasure. Ernie lifts this picture of all Pathetic Rangers--but Tommy is Green Ranger. Tommy: Aww man. Billy: Ya know, you really needed to update that. Ernie: Ya, but it was burried in October, 1993. Kinda old and outdated. Rocky: Wonderful. Kimberly: Well at least we found the treasure. Ernie: Ah-hem. Adam: Great, now we owe the fat-dude something. Ernie: Like all the money? Kimberly: What money? Billy: Hold on, one second. Billy approaches the judges. Billy: Excuse me, but what do we win? Judge #1: A pile of bricks and a picture of me! Billy: Hmmm. Adam: YOU dragged me all over the creation just to get a load of bricks (which is an equivillant to your brains) and a picture of an ugly toad?! Billy: You owe me an extra night. Tommy: And me! Adam: And me too! Kimberly: Relax! We can make it a group session, I don't care. Adam: Uhh, I'm monogonous, and my mommy wouldn't like it. Tommy: Too bad, Adam; we would've had a real good time, you should see how it gets when me, Billy and Kim get together. Adam: Oh shoot! Shoot! Adam starts stomping up and down angry. Aisha: Hey, you can have me! Adam: Yeah, and I can have liver too. Rocky: Hey, I'll take Adam's place. Kimberly: That's funny! Disgusting, but funny. Rocky: I was serious. Kimberly: Oh, get a life. And some oxy-pads. THE END (C) 1995 Artist Bros. Enterprises NEXT TIME ON THE PATHETIC RANGERS... Billy--who may love Kimberly's hooters, but is infatuating with the super unknown--discovers a space craft carrying an alien carrying: an annoying voice that changes to another annoying voice, the magic Twinkie that can make Lord Bread's fighting machine SerpantSlinky's power invisible (so Goldar doesn't have to play mechanic everyday) and a price on his head... Goldar: Ya know, Lord Bread; I don't know how you talked me into fixing this heap of cheaply put together crap. It's just gunna break down on us again. Lord Bread: Goldar, stop for a minute. Goldar: Can I? Lord Bread: Don't be obnoxious, idiot. My prisoner Kokomo is trying to escape! Goldar: Kokomo? I often wonder why we even kidnapped that nitwit. He talks like a retard and he's virtually worthless. Lord Bread: No he's not! He never had the guts to escape 'cause he knew that I've been watching him every second of his miserable existance, at least until today. Dammit, and I just HAD to have one more 12 minute peek at Kimberly's naked figure in Rangers In the Buff. Goldar: Fill me in, exactly what is so special about that moron? Lord Bread: It is simple! He holds the Hostess Twinkie that'll make SerpantSlinky's power invisible! Therefore, he'll never short out, and I won't have to shell out 400 more potatoes to have him repaired! Is Billy, Kimberly and KOKOMO the STUPIDEST love triangle you'll ever read about? Will Billy revert back to over-acting because of his sick obsession? Will Billy throw himself to Lord Bread and take a bullet to protect the ever-annoying and useless Kokomo? Do you really care? Find out on the NEXT Episode of the Pathetic Rangers!