Artist Bros. Enterprises Presents: Mighty Weenie Pathetic Rangers "Fair-Weather Friends" Parody of, "Forever Friends" SCENE I: In Ernie's Junk Food Bar... Kimberly is in the exercise room wearing something (for which she hasn't worn all season) a T-Back Sport Bra and biking-shorts that show off every curve in her body. While Aisha is standing around watching Kimberly back-flipping, summerstalting and carwheeling preparing for the "Horny-Guys-Get-Free-Looks" Workout Chapionship, thinking..."God, I wish I had her butt." Aisha is watching Kimberly back-flipping, turning and doing all sorts of turning tricks with her body to prepare for the Horny-Guys-Get-Free-Looks Workout Championship. Aisha: Hey Kimberly, great moves. Kimberly: Thanks. Aisha: I wonder what happens now? Kimberly: Beats me, but some girl who looks like she hasn't seen the real world in 15 years is comin' this way. Aisha: Yeah, I know, it's a real teenager. Suddenly a sassy tomboy with short cut moving bonde walks in with vomit-colored spandex leggings, showing off a wider bottom and a T-Back Sport Bra as well. The three girls all meet and it looks as if they are comparing their breast size to each other... Aisha: Hey, Kim; I forgot to introduce you to my new friend... Shana: Surprise, surprise. Aisha: Kimberly, this is Shana. Shana, this is Kimberly. Shana: Hey, bacon-face. Kimberly: Excuse me, but ahh, do you eat a lot of fat? Shana: What's that s'pposed to mean? You're saying I'm FAT?!?! Kimberly: No, it's just, you're a little grumpy. Shana: Grumpy, ha! Get serious. So, Aisha, why are you transferring away from my school? Aisha: I do that because I've done it for 13 years now. Shana: Well, I'm sick of it. I'm sick of you. So, Pillsbury Dough-Face, nice pants. Shana stretches the elastic back of Kimberly's biker-pants and lets go of it causing a rubber band snap-like noise. Kimberly: OUCH!! What's your problem? Shana: None. Kimberly: Well, I guess I'll see you in the competition. Shana: That's not all we'll be competing for. Well, chow. Aisha: Isn't she dreamy? Kimberly: Are you kidding? She's a bitch. Aisha: Kimberly! Kimberly: Well it's true. I oughta cut holes in the crotch of her biker-pants. Aisha: Well, be nice to her on a whim. Kimberly: A whim? Get serious. Afterall, I don't have to do jack-crap for you, because you're a rookie. Aisha: Can't we take it for granted I've been on this show for six months? Kimberly: Sure, if you pay me $2,000. Aisha: SCENE II: Lord Bread's palace. Lord Bread: DAMN THAT KIMBERLY!!! Goldar: Why? Lord Bread: This pain in my crotch won't go away, and it's all her fault for wearing all that tight stuff!!!!! Goldar: Hehehehe, hey; don't get a wedgy. Lord Bread: I'll fix it so that Kimberly and her disgustingly ugly friend... Goldar: She's not a friend, she's just a bitch. Lord Bread: So are you, but I don't complain about that... Goldar: HEY!!! Lord Bread: AB WRITERS!!!! AB Writers: Hmmm yes? You belowed? Lord Bread: YEAH! Give Dog-face more airtime. I want her to heal my genital woes. AB Writers: Drop dead. Goldar: That's gonna be a problem, he already is! Lord Bread: If you do not discontinue placing verbally insulting items about me in the AB Writers' minds, I shall be forced to make you watch the Wonder Years. Goldar: You don't have the guts, cause then, you'd have to hear the theme song. Lord Bread: I hate it when you're right. Anyway, I want Horse-butt to get more airtime or else! AB Writers: Or else what? Lord Bread: Or else, I'll quit. AB Writers: No need; keep it up, and I can prematurely cut you out of the rest of this scene. Lord Bread: Oh well. Anyway, I'll fix it so that Kimberly will be useless to Zordon, forever!! Hahahaha! SCENE III: In the Junk Food Bar... Aisha: Say, Kimberly, when we talk, do we come out in FM? Kimberly: Huh?? Oh no, look who's back, the broom rider. Shana: Yeah, well seeing you isn't a skip in the park either. So, how are you trying to upstage me today, Kimberly? Kimberly: I'm not trying to upstage anybody, if anything, you're the one who wasn't smart enough to decide on plastic surgery 10 years ago. Shana: Aww that's it, I've had it with you, Kimberly!! Aisha, you're such a jerk! How can you say things like that about me? Aisha: What are you talking about? Shana: Oh c'mon, now you think I'm crazy? Aisha: Well, yes and no. Shana: Oh, what's that s'pposed to mean? I should visit the rubber-room for one month and leave the next? Aisha: Why are you so immature? Shana: Oh, now I'm immature. Aisha: I take it back, selfish, pig-headed and insecure! We see a Close-Up of Kimberly's increasingly annoyed face.. Shana: Hey, you're the one who... Kimberly: HEY!!! Aisha / Shana: WHAT?!?! Kimberly: Knock it off, otherwise, I'll slug you >both< into the next ice age! Shana: See how many mean things you say about me, Aisha? Aisha: You've got an attitude problem. Kimberly acts like an ass, and I get blamed for it... Kimberly: Hey, why don't we get some pizza and talk in the park. Shana: Alright, we'll TAAA--LKK. Kimberly: I said TALK, not pull out each other's hair until you look as gross as Susan Powter. Aisha: FINE! SCENE IV: In some workshop of the class... Adam, Billy, Tommy and Rocky are working on some projects making a mess with small paint streaks all over their faces and work-overalls trying to build something out of wood and glue. Rocky: What are we doing? Tommy: Not much. See, this is a girly episode, we just have parts to fill time. All we're doing here is killing time and validating our sexuality. Billy: Yeah, much less that this scene would've been even more annoying if the AB Writers didn't wise up and cut out Bulk and Skull. Tommy: Hehehehe. Billy: The only bad part about it is that I didn't get a chance to rig their stupid jet-backpacks so they'll explode when they try to lift off. Tommy: Hahahahaha. Adam: I guess our scene is over. Billy: You're quite perceptive, Black Ranger. Adam (Grinding teeth): That's Adam. Billy: Certainly, Oriental Teenager. Adam: Ugh!! SCENE V: In the park... Kimberly, Aisha and Shana are sitting at a three-piece wooden table next to a platter of scorching hot pizza. Kimberly: So... how long have you known each other? Aisha: Since the start of this episode. Shana: AISHA!!! You don't even REMEMBER!?!? Aisha: Yeah, you look like pizza. Shana: Kimberly!!! I'm fed-up with you talking about me like this! Kimberly: Shana, if I don't come home with you, the police will believe >whatever< I tell them. Shana: Aisha!! Stop it!! Kimberly: I'm just a little sick of your attitude. Now, you may not care, but I do. And if you keep it up, I'm gonna have to slam this pizza in your face, pull the melted cheese from off of your face, and feed it to you. Shana: I dare you... Kimberly lifts up the pizza and slams it at Shana's face. Aisha: Hehehe, it really complements her face. Shana: I HATE YOU BOTH!! Goldar appears out of nowhere. Goldar: Hahahaha!! Pink and Yellow Ranger!! Come with me! Aisha: In your dreams, gold goon...... AB Writers: HOLD IT!!! Goldar: Now what!?!?! AB Writers: Gee, I never remembered Shana being a ranger. Goldar: Yeah? So? AB Writers: Figure it out... . . . . Goldar: OHHHh!!!! AB Writers: Very good. Take it from the top. The video tape on-screen rewinds and forward plays again with Goldar appearing out of nowhere. Goldar: Hahahaha!! Kimberly and Black Teenager! Join me!! Aisha: In your dreams, gold goon..and the name's Aisha. Goldar: Whatever!! Hmmm, I think I'll take Kimberly today! Kimberly: Why me? Did I shoot the mayor? Goldar: No!! Because I feel like it!!! Besides, Lord Bread wants you to service him!! Hahaha! Kimberly: Get your hands off of me!! Goldar: No! You two are comin' with me! Shana: Why me? Goldar: Augh, do I have to explain EVERY action I do? Shana: Kimberly? Kimberly: According to the Graduation Certificate of Excellence in Best Prime-Time, Daytime, and evening time as the villian in these such TV programs, the villian is subject to... Shana: Get on with it, hooker... Kimberly: Anyway, the villian is legally contracted to explain his or her plan before you get rid of us. Goldar: I'm kidnapping Shana as live bait! Kimberly: Bait? She is about as in demand as another Jerry Lewis telethon. Goldar: Well big deal, you're comin' with me ANYWAY, hahahaha! And clean up your act, horse-face. Shana: It's Shana. Goldar: Ah whatever! Kimberly: You won't get away with this! Goldar: Yeah, we all know that; but do ya have to destroy that of which is my temporary 15-minute glory? Kimberly: Why not? Goldar: Dahhh!! We're outta here, already! Goldar whips out his sword and absorbs Shana and Kimberly in a wide beam of obviously super-imposed light. Goldar teleports away, leaving Aisha the only one near the Cold pizza. Aisha: Oh no!! This is serious!! Aisha nerviously bangs at her communicator until it busts. Aisha: Help! I need help! Answer me! Oh no! They're not answering. AB Writers: That's because you pounded the thing into a smoking piece of junk. You really aughta take some drama lessons. Aisha: Oh, I better do something! AB Writers: Yeah, but I'm sure you won't know what that is. SCENE VI: In the hardware workshop... Adam gets some sawdust in his eye and he puts his hand to his eye. Adam: Ahhh!! Billy: You are the stupidest person I've ever known. These are goggles, the thing of the 20th century--they help protect our face from injuries. Adam: How would you like a knuckle-sandwich? Billy: How would you like to buy a new joke book? Aisha runs into the workshop frantically. Tommy: Aww no, and just when this uneventful venture was starting become semi-enjoyable, and now you show up. Aisha: I have three words for you: Get a haircut. Tommy: Yeah, and I have three words for you: Get a makeover. Billy: Get out, Aisha; can't you see we're doin' manly stuff? Aisha: Something horrendus has happened!! Billy: Ooo, horrendus, must be a big milestone. Aisha: I've had it with you, stuck-o-brainiac. Shana has been kidnapped by Goldar!... Tommy: Yeah? So what's the horrendus part? Aisha: And he took Kimberly too! Billy and the other guys quickly unbuckle their tool-belts, pull off their gloves and take off their goggles and drop their tools to the floor. peel off all of their workshop gear, drop their tools to the floor and flee out of the workshop in a frenzy shouting.... All Guys: Outta my way... Move over... Move it or lose it... Aisha is left still standing. Aisha: Aisha, why do you even bother? Oh well... SCENE VII: In the command center... Zordon: Boy, you have arrived in a hurry, I didn't even get a chance to page you. Billy: What has that expired meat-brain done with my baby THIS time!?!?! Adam: Yeah, I didn't get a free feel on her.. Tommy: Or a peck... Rocky: Or even a 30-foot distant glance of her. Zordon: Yeah, well, we've got bigger problems than that... Aisha: You sure? Zordon: Certainly. Aisha: I feel so bad, I feel like I've failed as a Pathetic Ranger. Alpha: Uhh, Aisha, it would be wise to not beat up on yourself simply cause you're a rookie. Zordon: Not me, I find it quite humorous. Alpha: Aye yi yi. Rocky: What's going on? Zordon: Beats me. Alpha: Well, we'll dig up something on a commercial break.... SCENE VIII: (After the commercial break)...The Pathetic Rangers and Alpha V are standing around looking at Zordon for the expected answer.. Zordon: Gee, I still don't know what to do. Tommy: Well, you said 3 minutes ago that there was something, of course I know is probably untrue, that was more important than Kimberly being kidnapped. Alpha: If we enphasized on it too much, the readers would notice that it's a plot rip-off. Zordon: Now you've gone and done it, trash-bot. Alpha: Oops. Billy: That won't surely be the last stupid thing Alpha does this episode. Alpha: Be quiet, Billy. Zordon: Anyway, the big thing is coming up, but for us to know about it, we'll have to switch scenes. Adam: Boy is that money consuming. SCENE IX: In Lord Bread's dark-dimension. Kimberly and Shana sitting on a large rock in the center of a cave surrounded by tall stone spikes and a laser guard linked between each spike Shana: Move outta my way, dweeb. Kimberly: Alright, let's get this straight, pizza-face; I don't like you, you don't like me, but it is our week-paying obligation to oblidge by the script, meaning, we have to superficially pretend like we like each other for one moment, and then we go back to tearing out each other's hair off-camera when the show ends. Shana: Sounds like a plan to me. Kimberly: For once, I agree. SCENE X: In Lord Bread's palace... Lord Bread: Hahahaha! I'm threw playing games... Goldar: Hahahaha, the rangers are such cowards, they haven't even MORPHED yet! Haahahaha, is that good? Lord Bread: GET OUT!!! I have IMPORTANT business to take care of!! Goldar: Yeah, like building a skull. Lord Bread: GET OUT!! Goldar: Yes, sir. Lord Bread: Hahahaha! I shall create the Paws of Life monster!! Lord Bread whips around his X stick and somehow turns a saw from the school workshop into a half-cat, half mutant buzz-saw-head monster. Paws: Hahahahaha!! You rangers are going to suffer a cut so horrifying, no Big Bird band-aid is going to relieve you of your woes! Hahahahaha! SCENE XI: Zordon: Answer your question? Billy: No, all this moron does according to the script is talk a good game until the readers can't stand him anymore. Alpha: Duely noted, but without a monster--you would have no reason to morph. Ergo, shattering this entire parody. Rocky: Uh, what does ER-GO mean? Alpha: Oh good grief. Billy: Nobody screws with my baby. So to speak. Tommy: IT'S MORPHIN TIME! Tommy: CiderZord Adam: Majormess Billy: Tribladdertops Aisha: Sabretoothed-Alley Cat Rocky: Trashosaurus SCENE X: Goldar appears on the park as does the slow-running rangers. Goldar: Dah hahahahaha!!!!! So you now decide to show up, aye? Rocky: Yeah, and you're toast, idiot! Goldar: Speak for yourself, Red Ranger! I want you to meet a friend of mine--Paws of Life! Paws: I'm gonna scratch you away like the living room couch! Billy: Oh good greif. Adam: Any friend of yours is an enemy of mine, ugly! Goldar: Dahahahaha, eat your words! Paws: You cannot possibly attack me!! Aisha: And just why not? Paws: Because you have stupid MUDDIES to deal with!!! HAHAHAHAHA! Go get 'em! Billy: This puts a monkey wrinch in everything. The rangers begin going at the Muddies until they kick their pelvises to destroy them... SCENE XI: In the prison for which Kimberly and Shana are in... Shana: I'm real scared. Kimberly: Yeah me too, but don't worry--everything will be okay. I'm sure. Shana: Really? Kimberly: No, I'm just saying that so I won't go crazy and turn into you. Shana: Why are you being so nice to me? I was cruel. Kimberly: Well, because you make me look ten times sexier than I already do. Shana: Ahh, I see. Kimberly: Yeah, it's a little thing called exploitation. Shana: Hahahaha, I like a girl who can make up words on the spot. Kimberly: Uhhh... Shana: But seriously, you're too sexy. Kimberly: Well, that's cause my parents are divorced... Shana: Really? My mom is divorced too. She says that she divorced my dad because he's always drinking liquor and when he finishes, he breaks the bottle and takes the cut glass and threatens her all the time. Kimberly: That's terrible. Shana: Not really. They still live together and have sex everyday. Kimberly: Eh? Shana: The only thing I'M worried about is what'll happen to mom if her performance isn't good. But sometimes I'm not cause I just revel in the fact she used to be a cage dancer and night hooker. Kimberly: Ehehehehehehe... Well, ummm, you're real . . . interesting. Shana: Think so? Kimberly: Uhhhh, yeah. Anyway, my mom is divorced simply because my dad had a little shortcoming financially, so when she kinda asked for something, we'd always have to compensate with... Shana: Didn't have big bucks so she dumped 'em? Kimberly: That's a cheap way of putting it. Shana: He he he he... Kimberly: Well, anyhow, my mom's new husband has lots of money. Shana: Whoopty doo. Kimberly: Well, at least my dad doesn't threaten mom with death if she's dry in the bed. Shana: Oh yeah? Kimberly: Yeah, freak! Shana: Aww, that's it... Kimberly and Shana jump each other and engage in a cat fight of tearing hair and wrestling while screaming obsceneties at each other. SCENE XII: Paws: That's right, sissy rangers. You'll be so tired, you're gonna wanna give up! Billy: Never, you mawed up cat! You haven't got the best of us!! Paws: Prove it! Aisha: I don't know how much longer we can keep this up... Adam: As long as it'll take to shift to Tommy's "big scene." ======= Goldar: Hahahahaha, White-Out Ranger, prepare to meet your doom!! Tommy: Ahhh, you're just a lot of hot-air. Now beat it before you get maimed. Goldar: That's impossible because you're stupid! Tommy: Hehehehe, then have a taste of your own medicine. Tommy slams his fist into Goldar's gut. Goldar: You have insulted me. Goldar grabs from out of nowhere this glove and slaps Tommy on the face. Tommy takes his hand and rests it on his helmet when he takes off his glove. Tommy: Oh, that was just a whole lot of fun. Goldar: Hehehehe. Tommy: You must, REEEALLY enjoyed that one, huh, Goldar? Goldar: You bet! Tommy drops a brick in his glove. Tommy: Well, I've got a little gift to complement that lovely gester. Goldar: Show me. Tommy whacks Goldar on the chin with his brick-glove and Goldar falls to the ground. Tommy turns his glove up-side down when red broken pieces from the broken brick fall out onto the ground (indicating it broke up on Goldar's face). Tommy: Now to rescue Kimberly. Tommy runs into the cave.. SCENE XIII: In the dimensional prison... Shana and Kimberly are still smacking at each other screaming until Tommy arrives. Tommy: Whoa whoa!!! Ladies! Kimberly / Shana: WHAT!?!?!?! Tommy: Gee, if only that was a mud ring and you girls were wearing string bikini's. Kimberly: That's sick. Tommy: Nevermind that. I'm here to rescue you morons. Shana: Wow! The White-Out Ranger! Tommy: Ugh. You need some acting lessons, and fast! Shana: 'kay. Tommy: Alright. Tommy taps his communicator. Tommy: Alpha, have Shana teleported home. Alpha: Of course, Tommy. Whatever you say. Tommy slaps his hand on the forehead of his helmet in disgrace. Tommy: Oh good GREIF!! Alpha: What? Tommy: Of all the times I doubted Billy; he was right, that WASN'T the last stupid thing you do. Alpha: Now what? Tommy: Great, now doody-mouth knows who White-Out Ranger is. Alpha: Ooops. Tommy: The big oops. Sheesh, hold on, nitwit. Tommy takes out his morpher and holds it out as though he's about to morph but instead a white transparent beam flows out of the coin to her forehead as her eyes glow white putting her in a transe. Tommy: Shana, you will not remember what just happened in the past 3 minutes, you will not know who White Out Ranger is. Shana (brain-dead voice): I don't know who White-Out Ranger is, oh master. Tommy withdraws his morpher taking her out of the transe. Shana: Wow! White-Out Ranger! Tommy: Yeah yeah, teleport her home, Stupid. Alpha: Right away, White-Out Ranger; person with no name I know of whatsoever. [Under his breath]: Pushy twirp. Tommy grunts and Shana is teleported away. Kimberly: Thank god. If I were to stay around that potty-mouth any longer I would've exploded. Tommy: Alright, now, morph! Kimberly: Right! It's morphin' time! Kimberly: Pterydorky Tommy: C'mon, Goldar's wakin' up! SCENE XIV: Kimberly and Tommy run out of the cave, both morphed, where they're stopped by a just now awakening Goldar who has his hand on his dizzy, spinning head. Goldar: Ugh. You do realize you're going to pay for that, Tommy!!! Tommy: Yeah, c'mon!! Kimberly, you go help the others. Kimberly: But what are they doing? Tommy: Do I look like the answer man??? Just do it!! I'll take care of butt-breath over here. Goldar: Uhheay! I didn't appreciate that smart-ass comment you bellowed out, you little dip... SCENE XV: Paws of Life is still beating up on the rangers. Aisha: You better get outta my face!! Paws: Not in a million years! Hahahaha, ooo, Blue Ranger looks JUST like JOHNNY CAT!!! Hahahaha!!! Billy: I'm not playing stooge to a twisted, derranged feline who doesn't know where he belongs! Rocky: YEAH!! Furthermore, this parody has been going on TOO long!! Paws: No kiddin', it's just another lame attempt for the writers to get out of doing a real action scene. ========= Lord Bread: Parody has been going too long, aye?!?! Well, here's an aid for your stupid IMPATIENCE!! I'm gonna make him grow!! Whaddya say to that? ---------- Rocky: ...I say: WE NEED BLUNDERZORD POWER, NOW!! Adam: Majormess-Cowardly Lion BlunderZord Power! Kimberly: Pterydorky-TiredBird BlunderZord power! Billy: Tribladdertops-Acorn BlunderZord power! Aisha: Sabretoothed-Alley Cat-Lipton Tea BlunderZord Power! Rocky: Trashosaurus Red-Dragon Liver BlunderZord Power! The BlunderHeapaJunkaMegaZord is crashed together when the sun turns to sunset. Paws: Great show, well I'm gonna use your garbage as a scratching post! You don't stand a chance. If you win, that'll be a big surprise, because I pack big guns! You don't know what you're messing with. This ain't gonna be pretty when I get threw with you!... Lord Bread: Ahhh, shut up!! And get it over with!!! Paws: Aww, so much for my moment of gloating. The Rangers use the sword to flip Paws of Life onto his side when the Earth shakes. They finally use the (easy as hell) light-saver to destroy the monster. Aisha (sarcastically): Gee, we must feel proud of ourselves. Rocky: Just be glad we didn't contribute to the fact this parody is so long. SCENE XVI: Around the cave... Tommy and Goldar are standing face-to-face. Goldar: You just try that stunt once more. Tommy: Be delighted to. Tommy drops two more giant bricks into his glove and slaps Goldar again. Goldar: AUUUUGHH!!! Goldar falls to the floor in delerium and, dropping his sword on the ground and Tommy doesn't even take it. Goldar momentarily awakens again. Goldar: I've just about had enough of you!! You're going to pay for this indignity! Tommy brushes his sword against Goldar's face. Goldar: Owee! Owee! Owee! Tommy: Owee, Owee, Owee?? That's not in the script. Goldar: I don't give a damn. I'm hurtin' over here! Tommy: Well I'm hurting too, but do you see me saying anything about it? Goldar: I'm not playing with you anymore, you're too rough. Goldar slowly goes after his sword. Tommy: Yeah, that's right, weasel; pick it up and get out of my face. Goldar: Uuughhhh... Tommy: It felt good saying that. Hehehehe. Goldar: KNOCK IT OFF!!! Hahahahaha, FOOL!! If you were half as smart as Meeeeeee, you would've picked up my sword and sliced me into a quintillion pieces!! Hahahaha, now--I'm just gonna get away to think of a new plan to annoy you! Hahahaha, see ya later, sucker! Goldar disappears away. Tommy: Hmmm, oh yeah. Gee, that sucked. Well, my scene's shot. Tommy throws down his Casaba (short-sword) in disgrace and walks away when the scene fades to black. SCENE XVII: In the Junk Food Bar... The Horny-Guys-Get-Free-Looks Workout Competition is starting. Kimberly is wearing a black unitard (pink from the ribs up) with thin straps that makes her look basically topless. Shana is wearing a basic ocean-blue leotard (which still can't contain her wide butt). Kimberly has a denim jacket on her shirt with one sleeve hanging off, showing her shoulder. Aisha: Gee, Kimberly; that just screams, "Hey, I wanna get laid by every guy in Angel Grave." Kimberly: That's the point. I ain't gonna win unless I look like a hooker. Aisha: That somewhat makes sense. Announcer: And now the H.G.G.F.L. Workout Competition, begins!! Our first runner-up is Kimberly Kimby! Kimberly takes to the stage and starts doing these swan-like curves and graceful movements. ------- We pan over to Adam, who has his arms around his back while he's rocking his body up and down and Billy notices his giddy expression on his face. Billy: Hey Adam, why are you so happy? Adam reveals a pair of scissors in his hands. Adam: He he he he, before the competition; I snipped Kimberly's uni-tard straps so thin that when her last act is over, "Whoomp, There It Is" If ya know what I mean, hehehehehe! Tommy: Oooo, you little devil. I know a certain trio of teens including myself that'll be sticking around for the last act. Hee heee. ------- Later, Kimberly finally finishes her last move for the competition when two snap noises are heard and we take a back shot of Kimberly's bare back as the front of her top falls down and all the Male Judges have a shocked and stunned look on their face and immediately raise a 10.10 rating on Kimberly. Male Judges: WHOAAA MAMA!!! Kimberly wins by a rocket!! Forget Shana, our new winner! Kimberly Kimby!! Shana has a betrayed, shocked and then angry look on her face as she (with a ticked-off look on her face) watches Kimberly fleeing over to the other rangers with her hands over her bare chest. Kimberly: I demand to know what sick low-life did this? Billy, Tommy, Adam and Rocky each say nothing. Kimberly: I know one of you goons did this, and if it's Rocky or Adam, THIS I will not discuss with you, this is something you'll have to discuss with Satan! Adam: Whoa! Alright!! I'm off the hook. =============================================================================== After death years later... Adult Adam is shoved into a red place with boiling red water and everything is hot on rocks and then Adam stands before the Red Devil who's standing behind a podeum looking over Adam's life-portfolio. Devil: Hmmm, so you snipped Kimberly Hall's top straps, aye? Adam: No! No! Rocky encouraged me!! Devil: Well... It was for a good cause, so I'm lettin' you off the hook. Adam: Yes, thank you!!! Devil: Just don't let it happen again!! Eeerie, scary organ music is playing the Pathetic Rangers theme as this concludes another episode of "Mighty Weenie Pathetic Rangers." THE END (C) 1994 Artist Bros. Enterprises NEXT TIME ON THE PATHETIC RANGERS... Lord Bread's diarreah at the mouth causes him to ramble about yet another boring, unimaginative plot he's robbed from some old has-been good-guy/bad-guy show! Lord Bread: ...I'm going to make it so the Pathetic Rangers are kids by turning around the clock of life itself!! Therefore, the rangers will not KNOW they are rangers, and be easy for me to saute their brains! Hahahaha!! ................ The clock starts acting funny; the hands begin racing back and forth around the clock in both directions. Billy notices this and raises his hand. Billy: Miss Appleweed. Appleweed: WHAT!?!?!? Billy: The clock is funny. (Writer): And? ...with this, Lord Bread plans to turn the rangers into itty bitty kids...which is what he just happen to had already said! Umm, right. Ummm... Can the rangers get out of this mess? Haven't we seen this already annoying plot on Saban's B.S. Trippers? Is the idea tired enough? Has Billy been playing with Kimberly's goodies since infancy? Why is it that Adam, Rocky and Aisha are Tommy, Billy and Kimberly's friends when it started out with Jason, Trini, Zack, Billy and Kimberly only? Do I ask irrelevant questions you don't want to answer? Find out on the NEXT Episode of Pathetic Rangers!