Artist Bros. Enterprises Presents: Mighty Weenie Pathetic Rangers "Ninja Mess, Part IV" Parody of, "Ninja Quest, Part V" LAST TIME ON THE PATHETIC RANGERS: The rangers were having a swell day, playing Volleyball when Cheeto Repugnant, Rita's leech of a little-brother arrived and mayhem ensued! Lord Bread: Then Cheeto will come down with a fleet of monsters, sucker the rangers and tear them to pieces! Finster: That's a delicious idea. I shall get right on it! ...the monsters defeated the rangers, eradicated their zords, and powers, and had them engulfed by tears. Tommy: We've not only lost our zords. We've lost our powers. I don't want to live anymore! Tommy starts running after the fire when the rangers hold him back. All: No! Wait! Stop! No! ...Cheeto's Tango Warriors really worked up a sweat as they scared the Bageebas out of the rangers! Tommy: Then what are we suppose to do?? Kimberly: Run and hope they don't find you! ...Tommy stumbled upon a place where the rangers met up with Crinjor. Several scenes and explosions of anomosity later, Crinjor caved in and helped the rangers get their new powers and zords! Crinjor: You'll know when the time is right to use your zords. But I'll tell you, if it's that hard for you to figure out--which it isn't. When Lord Bread makes one of his stupid monsters grow. In the meantime, like Muddie fights, you must embark upon the pre-monster fight. Tangos are about and they're trying to invade my humble abode. Now, you owe me for what I've done for you, so go get 'em. Kimberly: How do we use these Pinata powers? Crinjor: Do I have to explain everything!?!? Look into your hearts, and call out "We need Pinata Power Now." Tommy: I AM THE BUZZARD! Crazy and wily! Is it the rangers' turn? Will they make sugar cubes out of Cheeto and his goons? How old are Crinjor's zords? Will they fall apart while they're in mid-fight? How come I'm so pessimistic? Are you glad that this is the conclusion? I sure am, so, stay tuned, for "The Ninja Mess, Part 4" NEXT! SCENE I: Cheeto walks through the city when there is a sudden oven-timer like ding heard. Cheeto: Cool! All done! Cheeto takes his sword from out of his back sheeth. Cheeto: All nice and toasty. Cheeto takes his Sword wacks a light tower as it falls down, lots of electrical sparks fly. Austin: This is getting ridiculous. Rocky: Oh yeah. Billy: Woah! Cheeto just picked up that Burger Queen and threw it back into the ground again. Rocky: Yeesh, what a mess. Tommy: Can let him use that sword on the City again. Let's get to work. All: We need antropomorphic robotic unfication transformation sequencing to engage the Ninja Animal Zords, Now! Kimberly: God I hope we never have to say that again. Rocky poses in front of some rocks. Rocky: Red grape, Ninja Zord, power up! A human-looking robot runs between some skyscrapers. Adam: Black hog, Ninja Zord, power up! A city transit bus makes a stop as the crowd approaches it, this gigantic black hog is heard squealing in the back ground as several cars are heard crashing. The bus begins to drive off when the hog steps on the back of the bus. Kimberly: Pink pain, Ninja Zord, power up! A pigeon-like robot flies through the air as a noisy helicoper flying towards it suddenly dives. The pilot smiles when suddenly he sees he's headed for a power-poll, he jumps out of the helicoper with a parachoute on allowing the chopper to fly into the power-poll causing an explosion with emergency vehilcles coming to the scene trying to put out the fire. Billy: Blue barf, Ninja Zord, power up! The Ninja Barf Zord is seen on top of a large skyscraper when it jumps off and onto the bridge, falling through. Aisha: Yellow blare, Ninja Zord, power up! The Ninja Blare Zord crawls out of heap of garbage at a junk yard. Tommy: White ninja, Buzzard Zord, power up! A buzzard flies in circles over a waste land. Suddenly, all the Zords come together and begin to run together through the mountains. Cheeto was stomping out a convenience store gleefully when he saw something very strange in the distance that was making a lot of noise. Cheeto: What is that TERRIBLE sound!? Suddenly they come into view. Cheeto: Ho no... ---------- Alpha is found in the command center next to the Viewing Globe with the repair man still hanging around eating a chocolate doughtnut. Zordon: What are you still doing here for? Repair Man: Collecting my bill. Okay, alpha, that'll be $81.92 thanks. Alpha: Yeah right. All you did was tell me the viewing globe was unplugged. Repair Man: Call it a consultation charge. Zordon: Get out of here!! Repair Man: Okay! I'm gone. Alpha sees the ranger's on the viewing globe. Alpha: Zordon! The Rangers have taken control of their new Zords! Zordon: Really? Alpha: Uh huh! Zordon: That's amazing, I thought we were all doomed. Hopfully our luck will hold up long enough to get rid of Cheeto. ---------- Cheeto is found waving a white flag. AB Writer (angrily): Uh, Cheeto, you're _not_ supposed to just give up. Cheeto (sobbing): Oh god, please spare me the humiliation. The Ninja Barf Zord runs after Cheeto and leaps into the air and clamps his teeth down on his leg. Cheeto: Yahwazee!!! AH, OH, UGH, GET IT OFF. For the love of mercy, please, get it off!!! Cheeto is found hoping around on one foot with the Barf Zord's teeth on his other leg. The Ninja Blare Zord flashes its head-lamps which blind Cheeto causing his pupils to reduce to tiny dots in his eyes as he staggers around feeling his way around. Suddenly, the Black Hog Zord walks up with a gleeful smile and turns around as loud air-decompression is heard. Cheeto: IEECH!! Stinks! What is that stink!!? Agh!! The Ninja Pain Zord begins dropping boulders on Cheeto as the impacts generate loud explosions. Cheeto: Och! Ouch! Ooo, ah, intense, AGH, agony, ach! The Ninja Grape Zord lands on his feet and takes out a long rubber hose and slaps Cheeto silly with it. ---------- Lord Bread is seen looking at Earth from his Palace's balcony as he turns around. Lord Bread: Heh-heh-heh. Ah... My mother said there'd be days like these. Baboo: Then that means you're not upset with what's going down on Earth? Lord Bread: Oh no, I'm much worse than that. You see, I've come to realize that they make spam smarter than everyone who works here. Rita: Ah, take it easy, baby. Lord Bread: I will take nothing and don't you ever call me Baby again. Goldar: You know, I was just thinkin', I got my sword all polished off and everything and I was just wondering if I could go down there and... Lord Bread: Out of the question, pea-brain. With you down their, all you'll do is fowl up the situation more-so. Goldar: I can't see how you figure that. AB Writer: I guess he figures he stands a better chance losing with one goon down there than to have two of them fail at the same time. Rita: Don't worry, Bread. My brother will fix those punk kids this time. Lord Bread: It doesn't look like that to me. Rita: Don't worry, he's giving them a false sense of security. Goldar: I already tried that; that excuse wont work. Lord Bread: That is absolutely right so you all might as well shine yer butts because they're going to be nice and purple once I'm through with them. Rita: Duh... Don't forget about the Fang-Face monster that is waiting to hatch. Lord Bread: Okay, we'll wait for him to fail. Then I'll tan your butts. ---------- A close up the egg is seen as a piece of it breaks through as nasty metalic claws are found nawing their way through the shell. SCENE II: Meanwhile, all of the wanna-be junior police trainees are found lined up as Lt. Stone is found pacing back and forth in front of the men. Lt. Stone: Okay, boys and girls. Party time is over. This time you're really gonna get it this time. The dead-man's obstacle chours. Five-thousand feet of pure, unadulterated hell administered by yours truely. As of this momment, you enter the doorway to become men. Muahahaha. Lt. Stone has this evil look on his face as he walks up to Bulk. Lt. Stone: Have fun, Porky. SCENE III: Meanwhile, Cheeto is found getting punched in the stomach by the Ninja Grape Zord then thrown back into a park. Cheeto: Hey, that's beginning to hurt. I'll be right back. Cheeto runs away and within the same second returns with a gigantic barbeque grill and an extra-large can of liter fluid. He poors the liquid into the grill on top of the charcoal. He lights a match and drops it in the grill causing a huge fire. He closes the lid on the grill, picks it up and throws it at the Ninja Grape Zord. The grill crashes into it and begins smacking itself trying to put out the flames. The Ninja Pain Zord flies through the sky and slings a boulder at Cheeto. He catches it and throws it back at the Zord causing an explosion and the Zord to fall out of the sky, meanwhile the Buzzard Zord takes its place and begins spitting flaming balls of coal at Cheeto. Cheeto gets out a tennis racket and knocks them back into the air. They all end up falling out of the sky, landing on various buildings letting them catch on fire. AB Writer: At this rate the whole damn City will be burnt down to the ground by the time the shows over. The Zords all merge to become the MegaHeapaJunkaNinjaZord and lands on the ground and charges Cheeto. Cheeto: A larger, single target than five smaller ones? This'll be a cinch. Cheeto pulls out several hand-grenades, pulls all their pins and flings them all at the MegaHeapaJunkaNinjaZord, which walks straight through the explosions with every grenade missing the Zord. Cheeto: Crap! Missed. The MegaHeapaJunkaNinjaZord walks up to Cheeto, grabs him and then slaps him around a little bit. Finally, the Zord gets up its right fist and punches Cheeto in the chest sending him flying into the air. Cheeto: This is gonna hurt come winter. The BuzzardZord attaches to the MegaHeapaJunkaNinjaZord and flies through the air as the MegaHeapaJunkaBuzzardNinjaZord. Cheeto (disoriented): I'm gonna... make... you... Aw, forget it. Cheeto turns on his backpack and flies into the air but the NinjaZord pulls out a gigantic magnet pulling the jetpack off of Cheeto causing him to land on the ground again. Finishing him off, the NinjaZord lands feet-first on top of Cheeto causing a great explosion. He face face drags out from underneith the Zord's feet to appear the screen. Cheeto (in a stuper): Welp, back to the ol' drawing board. SCENE IV: Lord Bread is found wielding an axe over a grind-stone. Lord Bread: Hehehe, when he gets back here I'm gonna... Rita: Hey, Bread, what'cha up to? Lord Bread drops the axe on the ground. Lord Bread: Oh, nothing dear! Just, um, getting ready to chop some wood. Rita: Okay. Just let me know when you start seeing purple monkeys and I'll bring you some coffee and bring you to the nice men in the white suits. Rita walks off and runs into Cheeto. Cheeto: I gotta see Ed. Rita: You better not. I just caught Bread in their sharpening an axe and I think he means to use it on your head. Lord Bread walks into the room. Rita: Cheeto! Run! Go, now! Lord Bread: Stop! Tell me something, Cheeto. Can you give me one good reason I shouldn't kill you. Right now? Cheeto: Uh, 'cause you're doin' it with my sister and she wont let you do it any more if you do? Lord Bread: SILENCE! What in gods name convinced me to let you do this? HUH!? Something as hard as trying to destroy the Pathetic Rangers shouldn't be handled by some red-neck hill-billy hick with lousy writers! Goldar: I told you so. Lord Bread: I'm not in the mood for you, Goldar. Cheeto: So I messed up. Sue me. Lord Bread: Don't worry, I will. But in the mean time, you will be spending your days peeling potatos. In a dark room, a door opens up shedding light with Cheeto being seen in front of Lord Bread. Cheeto: You want me to peel all that? The floor is covered with mountains of potatos. Lord Bread: That's right and if there is one eighth of an inch of skin left on any potato, you will be ejected into the sun, you got that? Cheeto: Yes boss. SCENE VI: Reader: Wait a sec... What happened to scene five? AB Writer: Bulk and Skull were in it. Reader: Oh, okay. Go ahead... ---------- At Lord Bread's castle, hours later, Cheeto is found crawling out of the storage room. Cheeto: Well... [pant, pant] ...I peeled 'em. Yes, I did it. All 4,951 of them. Lord Bread: Good, now stay in that dark closet until... FangFace is seen clawing his way out of his egg. Rita: Eil! That thing is gross. He sure is taking his time gettin' outta that egg. Cheeto: Oh good, my FangFace monster is just about ready to go. He might not look great but he'll get the job done. Lord Bread: That's what you said the last time, you vagabond. You annoy me, for your sake, that thing better do the job or the next time that new Zord of their's steps on you, I'm not going to be around to drag your stupid ass out of the fight. Rita: Chill out, Bready-pie. FangFace will go destroy that temple of the Desert of Deserted Deserts. Lord Bread: Why!? Rita: To eliminate the Ranger's new powers. Sheesh, you can't be this stupid. Lord Bread: I'm not! I knew that already. Cheeto: See? I told you I didn't screw up. Lord Bread: We'll see. Goldar: I don't believe this. You just remember that when you find yourself flat on your face in a pile of mud, that I told you so. ---------- FangFace is found high on top a mountain ledge. FangFace: Yes! Lord Bread, I hear you! I will obey your command to destroy the temple and the Rangers! Haha! Hoho! Hehe!! Hahaha yaaaaaaaa!! FangFace falls off the cliff. FangFace: Ugh! SCENE VII: At the Command Center, the Rangers are seen brining in Command Center materials. Billy: Well, these are the last of the Command Center's original computers from my garage. Alpha: Okay, Billy. Now, don't go getting any wise ideas about taking this stuff again. Austin: Knowing him, he probably wouldn't know what to do with it. Alpha: And just in case, I'm remodling the entire Command Center, changing the locks AND the access code. Zordon: Good Alpha. Then when some monster decides to tango with the computer wires and you, no one will be able to fix it. Alpha: I'm giving the instructions to the new equipment to Austin, he doesn't have a funky garage. Austin: Whee! The alarm goes off. Alpha: Aye yi, yi yi, yi!! The Alarm! Zordon: I'm already on it. Scanning Angel Grave now. On the viewing globe, the Rangers see a helicopter view of Angel Grave; one building is on fire, then panning over a low-speed chase of a white Ford Bronco and several police cars following it, then panning over to another building which simply collapses. Billy: Everything's okay here. Try the JunkFood Bar. Suddenly, a picture of the JunkFood Bar appears on the screen with birds flying around, butterflies and flowers surrounding the building. Kimberly: I still don't see anything. Billy: Alpha, try the solar system. Austin: How did we jump from the city to the solar system? Billy: It's the next logical step. Alpha: Oh no, the solar scanner shorted out. Billy: But you didn't do anything. Alpha: Sorry, it's just that for suspense, I've decided it doesn't work. Tommy: We do know one thing, it isn't on earth. Austin: But you didn't scan anything outside the city! Adam: I guess we're going to just have to check for any trouble if it comes up. Austin: But how do you know if you're not going to scan outside the damn city! SCENE VIII: FangFace gets up out of the ground then falls in again. AB Director: Pst! You're on! FangFace: Oh god. (Ahem.) MUAHAHAHA! Say your prayers, Crinjor because you're about to found out what oblivion looks like! Nyeehehehe! Suddenly there are explosions that blows FangFace into a hill side, bounce off and land on his face again. Crinjor: You're too lame to screw me up! FangFace: You wont look so cool... Wait, scratch that. You wont be alive long enough to know what hit you once I destroy this temple and you along with it. Crinjor: With you and what army? FangFace: Nobody. I've just got some really evil people backin' me up so you better watch your lip because I'm about to rip 'em off! Hahahaha! ---------- Rita: Oh cool! FangFace is working on Crinjor's self-esteem. Lord Bread: Who knew? Rita: Only thing he has going for him. Both: MAKE OUR MONSTER GROW! ---------- FangFace is grown up. FangFace: Hahaha! Now you look like one of those new Blue M&Ms!! Crinjor grows up tall. Crinjor: Hey, you're not the only one who can grow up really big. SCENE IX: At the Command Center... Billy: Well, it looks like everything works now. Kimberly: Great, so, I guess that's it huh? Zordon: You wish. The alarm suddenly goes off again. Zordon: Because the systems work again, I have finally pin-pointed the source of the disturbance. Somehow, thanks to you kids going to the Temple, Lord Bread found it and now he's sent FangFace to destroy it and mess up Crinjor pretty bad too. Austin: Is it like where if we touch a penny, suddenly Lord Bread knows our every move we make?? Zordon: Yes. I do not advice you use pennies then. Alpha: Aye yi yi! This is getting stupid! Aisha: Boy that thing looks something fierce. Kimberly: We can't let that ugly thing destroy the temple. Somewhat of a long pause. Kimberly elbow's Rocky in the gut. Rocky: Duul! Oh yeah, and Crinjor. Zordon: As it were, Crinjor now owns your powers and if you let his temple get crushed to death, you'll lose 'em again. And if that Bread gets them all will be lost. Alpha: Oh my god!! Aisha: What should we do? Rocky: I tell ya what we're going to do... Tommy: It's morphin' time! Austin: Purple Pulp Ranger Power Tommy: White-Out Ranger Power Adam: Black Toast Ranger Power Kimberly: Pink Dink Ranger Power Billy: Blue Nosed Ranger Power Aisha: Yellow Back Ranger Power Rocky: Red Rash Ranger Power SCENE X: The Rangers show up in the park. Aisha: Hey duke-face! You better cut it out and leave Crinjor alone if you know what's good for ya. FangFace: You sure gotta smart lip to be doomed. What are you going to do? Run up to me and fight my toe-nails? Austin: He's gotta point. Rocky: Here we go again. All: We Need MegaHeapaJunkaNinjaZord power, now! Adam: Black hog, Ninja Zord, power up! A city transit bus makes a stop as the crowd approaches it, this gigantic black hog is heard squealing in the back ground as several cars are heard crashing. The bus begins to drive off when the hog steps on the back of the bus. Kimberly: Pink pain, Ninja Zord, power up! A pigeon-like robot flies through the air as a noisy helicoper flying towards it suddenly dives. The pilot smiles when suddenly he sees he's headed for a power-poll, he jumps out of the helicoper with a parachoute on allowing the chopper to fly into the power-poll causing an explosion with emergency vehilcles coming to the scene trying to put out the fire. Billy: Blue barf, Ninja Zord, power up! The Ninja Barf Zord is seen on top of a large skyscraper when it jumps off and onto the bridge, falling through. Aisha: Yellow blare, Ninja Zord, power up! The Ninja Blare Zord crawls out of heap of garbage at a junk yard. Rocky: Red grape, Ninja Zord, power up! A human-looking robot runs between some skyscrapers. Tommy: White ninja, Buzzard Zord, power up! A buzzard flies in circles over a waste land. Suddenly, all the Zords come together and begin to run together through the mountains. ---------- Meanwhile, FangFace pulls out of a fist full of meat-cleavers and flings them at Crinjor who zips by them in a flash of light. Then/hangFace jumps into the air to land on him but Crinjor then disappears in a cloud of smoke. FangFace: Hey! This isn't funny! Crinjor: Looking for me!? Crinjor rides out of the clouds on a gigantic marshmellow, he floats past FangFace when he takes a club and beats FangFace over the head. FangFace: Oof! FangFace gets back up again when suddenly Crinjor is seen being enveloped in lots of smoke when he lands on the ground again. Crinjor: Hey wait a minute! He looks around and sees fire and brimstone with nothing but a red sky and lots of heat. Crinjor: This is HELL isn't it!? FangFace: That's right, you jerk. FangFace suddenly turns into a red, goat-legged man with red horns and a pitch-fork. Crinjor is found on the ground sweltering from the heat. Crinjor: [Gasp!] You're the devil! FangFace: That's right. I'm the one who's been keeping Murder, She Wrote and TGIF on the air! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Crinjor: You won't get away with this! FangFace: But I already have! Crinjor: My friends will save me! FangFace: But it's too late. Crinjor: You are truly evil! FangFace: Thank you! Now, I must destroy you! There is no escape! Crinjor: Oh yeah? FangFace: Muahahahahahahaha! Crinjor: Where are those stupid kids!? FangFace: I'm afraid the Pathetic Babies you're referring to can't help you here. Crinjor: Arg!! You evil, evil! AGH! I'm going to pull your head off! Crinjor power, now! Crinjor is seen transformed into a more fierce looking robot. FangFace: Now what?! Crinjor: You're going to learn to keep off of other people's property! Crinjor takes out a much larger club and beats FangFace over the head, knocks his head in then beats him over the head again finally socking him in the gut. Finally they return to the desert. Suddenly, the Zords are found charging at the scene when they finally transform into the MegaHeapaJunkaNinjaZord. The noisy BuzzardZord arrives and merges with the MegaHeapaJunkaNinjazord to become the MegaHeapaJunkaBuzzardNinjaZord. Crinjor: It's about time, you stupid Rangers. Crinjor pulls out a rock-hard fruitcake and kicks it at FangFace which causes an explosion upon impact. Then, the MegaHeapaJunkaBuzzardNinjaZord kicks FangFace causing him to backflip through the air, landing on his back he finally explodes. Crinjor: Now that that's over with, I can finally go back to my exciting game of Solitare. SCENE XI: At Lord Bread's... Lord Bread: That's right, Cheeto. You said you could defeat the Pathetic Rangers. You failed like the miserable FAILING BUM you are. Then, you told us all that FangFace had it in him to take over the temple and destroy Crinjor and that didn't work either. Cheeto: Hey gimme a break, Ted! Lord Bread: I'll give you a break all right. In fifteen different places in your body! Cheeto: Come on, Ted! Lord Bread: BREAD! Bread, you STOO-PID Idiot!! SCENE XII: At the Command Center... Alpha: Oh, I'm so happy I could explode! Aisha: Now don't do that, Alpha. Alpha: You really do now how to kill a joke, don't you, Aisha? Zordon: That was excellent work, Pathetic Rangers. Maybe way too late but you gave the youngin's a reasonable facsimally of what we used to be anyway. Now because I've been payed an incredibly hansome sum for your duties performed, please observe the viewing globe. The Rangers turn around and see Crinjor. Austin: Aw man, isn't it good enough that we risked our necks for this chump? Listening to him gives me a headache. Crinjor: I heard that. Anyway, congratulations on a job well done, Rangers. Now that you have mastered the Ninja Powers of Destroying Evil Monsters, we may work together to make sure they do not harm both our worlds. Rocky: Wait a second, that doesn't mean that we have to constantly put up with you everyday, do we? Crinjor: Oh yes. Zordon: Crinjor is now in alliance with us. Crinjor: All you have to do is just think me and I'll be there to help you out of a jam. Kimberly (sarcastically): I can't wait. Tommy: I don't know about you, but I sure am glad he's on our side. Austin: What are you talking about? He's a jerk. Billy: Keep forgetting, Tommy, a.k.a. Rupunzel, a.k.a., Andy Hardy is a tooth-rottingly optomistic sunshine machine. Aisha: Well, as my cousin used to say, you can never have too many friends. Austin: Good point, but does he have to always sound like that? Zordon: Look, rangers... this isn't my fault. Crinjor said that he's so lonely. He did this for you rangers just so I would owe him--and I do. So, he's a new cast member and your friend. Crinjor: Gotta go. David Hasselhoff's new show is on. Ooo, finally, he's on the Playboy channel! The viewing globe turns to snow and then shuts off. Zordon: Well, there you have it rangers. Kimberly: I hate my life. SCENE XIII: At the Junior Police Force Academy... Several teenagers in police uniforms stand on a stage outside where Lt. Stone is at the podium speaking. Bulk and Skull limply walk on the stage in bandages, black-eyes, and arm casts. Lt. Stone: I stand before you true men. Who have gone to hell and back and went in sissy girls, and walked out pieces of iron steel. Bulk: My tongue medicine is wearing off. Lt. Stone: Now, it is a great pleasure, and honor to... Skull: I need my medicine and pain killers please. The rangers are sitting in the audience. Kimberly: Geez, Bulk and Skull really got rung out. Not even Fabio would go through this much trouble to get girls. Tommy: It's nice to see them cry though. Adam: Heh. Yeah. Hopefully they've learned about kindness. Lt. Stone: Then, in 1860... the Civil War... Bulk: Not to be interruptive or rude, but please cut to the chase. The bee stings are starting to hurt again. Lt. Stone: The graduees of our Junior Police Force. Aaron Fletcher. All: Woaahhh! Yeah! Way to go! Lt. Stone: Zack Smith. All: Woaahhh! Yeah! Way to go! Lt. Stone: Keith Rich. All: Woaahhh! Yeah! Way to go! Lt. Stone: Jerry Madison. All: Woaahhh! Yeah! Way to go! Lt. Stone: Willis McGiller. All: Woaahhh! Yeah! Way to go! Lt. Stone: And by a very longshot, Farkus Bulkmeir and Eugene "Sirlaughsalot" Skullovich! Kimberly: Wooo! Yeah! Way to go, Bulk! Bulk: Hey, we're police officers; wanna go out on a date? Kimberly: Forget about it! Go Bulk! Bulk: How about lunch? Kimberly: Drop dead! Skull: A talk over a tic tac? Kimberly: In your dreams! Wooo, go, way to go! Attendant: Who is that neurotic girl shouting and hooting like that? Bulk and Skull bow and a camera reporter flashes a picture of Bulk and Skull, who smile as our story ends. THE END AB Writer: And now, a word from the AB Writers. There is no such thing as a Junior Police Force. Bulk and Skull failed on more than 15 exams and set off the sprinklers at camp. No one ever found out why the repairman knew Alpha and Zordon. The events depicted in this parody are not real. Any similarities to Mighty Morphin Power Rangers is obvious and easy to find. You wasted 8 dollars on our movie, which did poorly in the box office, so we're here to torture you by re-writing the whole thing. The Tango Warriors know exactly what is going to happen to them. The Pinata Costumes were made by aliens from planet Riculmbsalict. Thank you, and good night. (C) 1995 Artist Bros. Enterprises NEXT TIME ON THE PATHETIC RANGERS...